I got my knob slobed.

Good for you. Feel free to leave and never come back.

Last night I did what I've done every night since I woke up to the fact I have no life.

Sat at the computer,alone, drowning my aloneness in the glowy warmth of the Totse community.

what did i do? i'll tell you, I wanked off too much - about 5 times.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Last night I did what I've done every night since I woke up to the fact I have no life.

Sat at the computer,alone, drowning my aloneness in the glowy warmth of the Totse community.

Ah, sweet relation . . .

i fucked a camel, emptied my balls into its humps, and humped some more.

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cuddled with my g-f while watching the big lebowski on my computer dvd player (yea i'm too cheap to buy a dvd player for the tv)

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

I got my knob slobed.

Male or female?

I talked to my best friend (girl) about sex for about an hour or so.

I did sort of the same thing as Ducky, though she wasn't my best friend. She left, so I proceeded to scrape my gear for any resin I could find and masturbate. Then I took Gabapentin and had the shittiest sleep of my life. God damn, thank god all my nights aren't that pathetic or uneventful. Ah, off-days...

EDIT: That is, my smoking gear...

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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Last night I did what I've done every night since I woke up to the fact I have no life.

Sat at the computer,alone, drowning my aloneness in the glowy warmth of the Totse community.

Same here yoyo, except I was masturbating. Were you masturbating yoyo?

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

I got my knob slobed.

I hope you gave the dog a treat afterwards.

quote:I hope you gave the dog a treat afterwards.

OUCH, you got served!

I smoked some salvia, fell asleep.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

I got my knob slobed.

and i slobbed a knob. i somehow doubt it was yours, though.

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

I talked to my best friend (girl) about sex for about an hour or so.

What kind of dog is your girl?

Watched the new episode of South Park.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Last night I did what I've done every night since I woke up to the fact I have no life.

Sat at the computer,alone, drowning my aloneness in the glowy warmth of the Totse community.

Err...

Gave head three times. Damn, why can't I say no?

quote:Originally posted by bexisevil:

Err...

Gave head three times. Damn, why can't I say no?

Because you're intimidated. If you don't wanna, just say no damnit. Sometimes it embarrasses me to be a chick.

I masturbated three times, wrote a poem, played my guitar, watched the new south park, decided it was retarded, then went to bed.

I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!

quote:Originally posted by SublimeZen124:

watched the new south park, decided it was retarded,

You got served! Yeah, it did suck.

Cut up a tree that had come down over the road, then I shot a fox...wait...without a regular gun, I used a spud gun, I didnt think I would hit him but I did.

When I made this topic, I meant "What SEXUAL things did you do last night?"

...Such as me getting my knobed slobed.... BY A GIRL! SCHWING!!

quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:

Watched the new episode of South Park.

Hell fucking yeah!!

"You got served, TOTSE style!"

quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

Same here yoyo, except I was masturbating. Were you masturbating yoyo?



holy fuck that was funny. hahahahahahahaha

I got fingered and came twice. Yay for me. But I missed watching the original version of Dawn of The Dead on TV... Damn.

quote:Originally posted by Noisy Anus:

I hope you gave the dog a treat afterwards.



OOO Good One. You Beat Me too It. I was Going to say "Now your out of Peanut Butter Huh?"

quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

Same here yoyo, except I was masturbating. Were you masturbating yoyo?

Only once.

quote:Originally posted by That oneguyoverthere:

What kind of dog is your girl?

???

If you're referring to my best friend, she's no dog.

If you're referring to somebody else, they don't exist.

I wondered if this meant last night when I read this, or last night compared to the time of the post. Then I thought, if it's for right now, does that mean Saturday night, since it's 3 am Sunday, or Friday night?

Then I realized none of it was sexual. Unless you count winning at poker while making uncountable lewd comments, at least.

not last night but early morning. i was too lazy to try and get my woman horny so i masturbated instead. really wanted pussy, though. i think i'll start a topic on this.