Would never do:

-scat

-anonymous unprotected sex

-(hmm, this list is a lot shorter than I thought...!)

***edit: Incest is on the "not for all the tea in China" list as well...

Would do only for money:

-lesbian sex (I dont' particularly enjoy it, but I wouldn't mind putting on a show)

-golden showers

-Roleplaying (I think it's really silly. I prefer straightup, no-pretending involved bondage, but hey, if they're paying...)

NEXT!

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quote:Originally posted by Schraff:

Would never do:

-scat

what about for $3,000?

ts

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

what about for $3,000?

ts



"NO MEANS NO YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!"

(name that toon!)

I would never hurt another person sexually for any money. And nothing with another man. Also no scat as well.

For the right amount of money I could probably be convinced to do almost anything.

I'd never ever touch my mother, for any amount of money.

Would do anything with my brother, if the price was right,

would do anything with the Guinea Pig for any respectable amount of money,

and anything else, I'm yours!

nothing involving family or animals. nothing involving a disease.

yep thats it, i'd take it up the ass for 1000

Nothing with my family or with an animal, and then its all open. Yeah, I'm that broke.

Well, if I ever become rich, I know what I'd do for kicks.

I wouldn't do anything with family, except perhaps distant cousins. Only for an appropriate amount of money.

I'm up for almost anything else.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Well, if I ever become rich, I know what I'd do for kicks.

Ski-ing sucks!

a camel...

The shitting would all depend on the money.

-For a minimum of $100 id let a GIRL shit on me (that is, if have no clothes on, or the clothes are provided)

-For like $10 i would shit on a girl (if she was the one paying me obviously)



^man i was gonna make a list but this is just getting too nasty thinking about it.

The pissing stuff is O.K, if a girl really wanted to piss on me or me piss on her id let/do it. Only if i loved her obviously.

I wouldnt do anything involving animals or family i agree with some of u on that one. (ever seen one of those horse fucking clips? Once i accidentally got one on kazaa, desgusting shit).

Id do some freaky stuff for money i guess. Im a virgin so i really couldnt complain about any kind of sex (im looking for true love sex tho, not just sex with any person)

Wouldn't: animals, another dude, family member, dead people

Would for $$: probably anything else. I'm not cheap though, hehe.

quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:

I wouldn't do anything with family, except perhaps distant cousins. Only for an appropriate amount of money.

I'm up for almost anything else.

Do you feel like a goood sodomizing? A real trip to the seat of the problem? A good poo packing? A fine bum loosening? Do it up brown

& crisp? Are you ready for a happy ending?

the amount of whores here is quite amusing

^^^ Hey, take it easy! It's so darn cold on the corner. It's much warmer at home on the Tot. After the whores have made enough

for a rock, they can get on-net as they warm up & get ready to go back out.

Ho*ho*ho, for a whore it's always Xmas

If they got a rock or some fine blow

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

the amount of whores here is quite amusing

I prefer the term "Independant Businesswoman" :P

i prefer man-whore. or professional licker.

only thing I wouldn't do is family. Everything else is fair game.

wouldn't: animals, deceased, family, anything pointy/sharp/so odd shaped it'd hurt like a bitch ...

for $$: nother chick, bondage, ... etc. (better be a hot chick and a decent amount of money) not afraid to experiment with toys either, hehe ...

quote:Originally posted by Schraff:

"NO MEANS NO YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!"

(name that toon!)



okay, $6,000 then. think about it. $6,000 is quite a bit of money. you can buy a car for that much, or pay rent for almost a year...

ts

$6,000 will pay your rent for all of 4-6 months in this god-forsaken economic shithole of a state.

And I want to go to Utah and marry almost every chick on totse. That means you, JTMB, satan's seraph (devilsangel...but "satans seraph" sounds cool), JTMB, others...Polygamy iz gud

Sorry, I'm really stoned again; god, I need to quit this shit..But I don't wanna!



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Oh, and on topic:

Never: Animals, cock-splitting, cock-stuffing, gay, etc..(many many more)

$$$: Distant cousin, watersports, bondage (myself the bound one, that is..I'll chain up a gal any day), etc..

Will do without outward motivation: Almost anything. I'm a nasty boy.

infared, where do you live? 6000$ to only cover 4-6 months? ouch!

As good of an idea as moving to utah and having a whole bunch of totse chicks sounds, you'd still be in Utah .

Bah, marriage is so upper-middle-class. We could live in a commune together.

Infra, I'm assuming you live in either NY or northern Cali. I had to leave both places because I couldn't afford rent *and* drugs...

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

the amount of whores here is quite amusing

yes it is

ohw, instead of whore i prefer man of negotiable effections

and i would do anything, exept piss, shit, disease or close familie involving things for the right amount of money, though i'm expensive

I'LL shove a turnip up my arse for £2 znd a pickled egg

Long time since I posted, may as well make it pointless..

Never: family, deceased, animals, shit, ummm theres one more but I don't remember the name, it involves streching the urethra (piss hole to you laymens) with metal rods to the size of about a quarter sometimes. Can you say pain? Oh, and unprotected sex, with a random person, you cant take the risk.

Money: Well considering the fact I'm a sex deprived adolescent I probally wouldn't need any money so long as I got my rocks off, although if it was a chick I would probally need to be drunk.

EDIT: Spelling

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Schraffie: I'm in New Mexico. While cheaper places can be found, if you want even a half-decent place, you've gotta shell out at least $700 a month. I shell out even more, because I don't want to live in a shithole apartment in a bad section of the city. Oh, and meth is fucking expensive here, too. (About $150 a gram...yes, I'm serious. SWIM needs to learn to cook...)

-Infrared

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

$6,000 will pay your rent for all of 4-6 months in this god-forsaken economic shithole of a state.

And I want to go to Utah and marry almost every chick on totse. That means you, JTMB, satan's seraph (devilsangel...but "satans seraph" sounds cool), JTMB, others...Polygamy iz gud

Sorry, I'm really stoned again; god, I need to quit this shit..But I don't wanna!

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 04-07-2004).]

Thats an apartments rent in 1 mo. here in NYC

There are things I can't *imagine* doing for money, but if you get low enough, shit like that goes right out the window.

im one of those hopeless romantic types, you know the ones that stay in a monogamous relationship and wouldnt do anything with anybody else for any amount of money. especially some of the stuff you people are talking about.

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:

nothing involving family or animals. nothing involving a disease.

yep thats it, i'd take it up the ass for 1000

Money talks.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Do you feel like a goood sodomizing? A real trip to the seat of the problem? A good poo packing? A fine bum loosening? Do it up brown

& crisp? Are you ready for a happy ending?



Alright, I don't think I thought it through. I lied.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:



And I want to go to Utah and marry almost every chick on totse. That means you, JTMB, satan's seraph (devilsangel...but "satans seraph" sounds cool), JTMB, others...Polygamy iz gud

Sorry, I'm really stoned again; god, I need to quit this shit..But I don't wanna!

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Infra, you put my name twice! I feel absolutely awesome now.

quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:



Alright, I don't think I thought it through. I lied.

Ahhhh! Why so un-experimental? Are you a small bodied beauty? Those rear doors are able to stretch, with a little work that is.

Lots of girls really appreciate the'ol back door man.

Things I would never do:

Scat

Necro

Beast

Pedo

Golden

Random

Rape

Things I would only do for cash, and the prices:

Not so distant relatives 500000+

Distant relatives 1500+

Things I'll do for free, with pretty much anyone:

Is it on the other two lists? No? Then it goes here.

i'd do almost anything... to be truthful i'd fuck my sister for nothing actually shes only my half sister but id still rail her. my aunt looks "ok", i'd probably do her to if the time was right. and my 2nd cousin i would pound the fuck out of... shes a hottie. no lie.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Ahhhh! Why so un-experimental? Are you a small bodied beauty? Those rear doors are able to stretch, with a little work that is.

Lots of girls really appreciate the'ol back door man.

Sorry, I won't even stretch my ears nevermind my ass. Especially for some crazy rich people. Maybe someday I may understand the appreciation but for now I'm all set.

^^^ What? Sweet Thang, do you mean set in stone? Well I guess yer turning into an .....

adult. Sad, but good, too. Adults do tend to claim more than they can sustain in reality.

People are people, where ever you go. First they suck, then they ... before you know, either suprise or disapoint you.

Surely, you must know girls who've met the Backdoor Man? Some to stay Virgins, or

curiousity, or 'cause they're taking a short

holiday in Winnipeg (y'know on the Red River.

Uhh..

Never - Scat, people who are obviously dead [If you don't tell me, I might not notice...], immidiete family.

For money - Animals [besides overly large dirty ones], golden showers, distant relatives

I don't have many bounderies...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

^^^ What? Sweet Thang, do you mean set in stone? Well I guess yer turning into an .....

adult. Sad, but good, too. Adults do tend to claim more than they can sustain in reality.

People are people, where ever you go. First they suck, then they ... before you know, either suprise or disapoint you.

Surely, you must know girls who've met the Backdoor Man? Some to stay Virgins, or

curiousity, or 'cause they're taking a short

holiday in Winnipeg (y'know on the Red River.



Nothing is ever set in stone. I am sure curiousity will get the better of me someday...

^^^ I likes a girl what takes her time... ,to

makes up her mind. Why get ahead of yerself &

maybe get anal herpes/warts or to bust yer poor sweet ass.

It's not sumpin' ya hear much about but on occasion, the thin flesh between the

*front* & *back* tears. This nicely avoids the restraining sphincter & lets the

bad stuff to leave the body, at will.

Must not happen often, though. Although who would wanna say it happened to them? Would you talk about it?



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Wow, I thought I knew what I was talking about, but I don't know what half the stuff on these posts are. I guess I'll figure it out eventually.

--Emily

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

^^^ I likes a girl what takes her time... ,to

makes up her mind. Why get ahead of yerself &

maybe get anal herpes/warts or to bust yer poor sweet ass.

It's not sumpin' ya hear much about but on occasion, the thin flesh between the

*front* & *back* tears. This nicely avoids the restraining sphincter & lets the

bad stuff to leave the body, at will.

Must not happen often, though. Although who would wanna say it happened to them? Would you talk about it?



[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 04-09-2004).]



Would you?

Maybe it happens more often than thought of because people just don't talk about it.



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^^^ Could be. It's one of those things I think of Googing, but I've not been brave enough. Medical words can be bad enough, what

if there's pics? I mean the "two spaces" are only slightly seperated.

The *proper* one is well designed & quite resiliant. The *second choice* is built well too, for what it's job is.It does have

a long history of alternate use. Often not well treated though.

This gives me a fine opportunity to tell one of my favorite short weird stories. You are probably aware of how voices in a house can seem to transmit weirdly. Sometimes they don't seem to & other times it's like there's

a special intercom.

Well anyway, I lived in a house, downstairs from a couple. In the six months they lived there I only heard their voices clearly a couple of times.

So, I'm laying in bed early one morning, & I hear her: "It's starting to really hurt, you know." I knew right away (d' you?). "Don't laugh,it's not funny". It really isn't is it?

"How would you like it up there, w/o grease?"

Oooouuuch!

Never heard his voice. He always looked happy

when I saw him. She never did look pleased.

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Bump

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

^^^ Could be. It's one of those things I think of Googing, but I've not been brave enough. Medical words can be bad enough, what

if there's pics? I mean the "two spaces" are only slightly seperated.

The *proper* one is well designed & quite resiliant. The *second choice* is built well too, for what it's job is.It does have

a long history of alternate use. Often not well treated though.

This gives me a fine opportunity to tell one of my favorite short weird stories. You are probably aware of how voices in a house can seem to transmit weirdly. Sometimes they don't seem to & other times it's like there's

a special intercom.

Well anyway, I lived in a house, downstairs from a couple. In the six months they lived there I only heard their voices clearly a couple of times.

So, I'm laying in bed early one morning, & I hear her: "It's starting to really hurt, you know." I knew right away (d' you?). "Don't laugh,it's not funny". It really isn't is it?

"How would you like it up there, w/o grease?"

Oooouuuch!

Never heard his voice. He always looked happy

when I saw him. She never did look pleased.

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Pictures could be a bad thing.

This is something you really want me to get into telling me all these horror stories, eh?

Well, I just want you ta know, ya just

might be one of those women, who prefer the back door, once they try it. What if yer like

my ex roommates, ex girlfrenn. He told me she

prefered it the *bad way*. "Maybe that's why

she has hemmoroids so bad." Say he.

Ya dinna wanna be livin' out on yer own & come back home fer a visit. Yer da, he asks why ye dinna sit down & you hafta say. "Ah Da

I kinna sit, I'm an addict of the bum thexx."

Embarrasin'? Well,goodness, gracious me.

(I wonder should that be spelled: am-bare-ass

-ing?)