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 #1 
Old 2004-04-05, 22:45
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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ok, the other night when i was getting head from my girlfriend, she said it tasted kind of salty, but still swallowed anyways, well, what i want to know, are there ways to make it taste better? or am i stuck with it like it is? any help is much appreciated
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Old 2004-04-05, 22:48
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Speed. I'm serious. My cum actually tastes sweet when I'm tweaked.
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Old 2004-04-05, 22:52
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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well how about doing something that you do not have to take drugs for, such as illegal ones
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Old 2004-04-05, 22:56
Mahimaki Mahimaki is offline
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Eat less meat, and more fruits and vegetables. Eating fruits and veggies affects your ejaculate, making taste less salty.
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Old 2004-04-05, 22:57
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yeah, less red meat...fruit is good...i hear that pineapple juice is the best for that
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:01
JayMark JayMark is offline
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But do you really want to sacrifice all those good proteins? Well, only do that if you don't work out.

I personally don't care if a girl like my cum or not. Just come on her tits.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:06
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

yeah, less red meat...fruit is good...i hear that pineapple juice is the best for that

Bingo. I experimented with this for a while, and I found that you have to eat NO red meat, and drink/eat lots of fruit, especailly pineapple and citrus fruits. my gf said it makes a HUGE difference.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:07
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Bingo. I experimented with this for a while, and I found that you have to eat NO red meat, and drink/eat lots of fruit, especailly pineapple and citrus fruits. my gf said it makes a HUGE difference.

well, does chicken count then? i dont really eat a whole lot of red meat, but chicken i always have, and also i heard that if you have too much fruit that you can get diarhea(sp?)
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:12
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:

well, does chicken count then? i dont really eat a whole lot of red meat, but chicken i always have, and also i heard that if you have too much fruit that you can get diarhea(sp?)



well sure fruit does kind of ...thin it out a little, but not so much that you'll shit yourself or anything like that. chicken does not count as red meat. as long as you get that fruit juice, you should be fine. also, drink a lot of water, or else your ejaculate can be too thick, which is just more difficult for the girl to deal with in her mouth.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:14
Durell Durell is offline
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From what I've been told, eating anything citrus makes it taste different; that and fish sauce for some reason.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:16
JayMark JayMark is offline
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Relax guys you all look like it's so important you would change your diet for it. Eating too much fruits and no meat can be bad if you don't do it right.

Fuck it man, eat like you want. If she dosen't like the cum, cum elsewhere on her.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:42
still laughing still laughing is offline
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I read in Ask Men that oranges are supposed to make a huge difference for the better.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:48
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Well, I've heard all of the above, but I'm pretty sure it's bull puckey. My man eats a variety of stuff, including red meat, and tastes quite nice. There's really nothing he eats/drins a lot of, and he doesn't deprive himself of anything.

I'd say don't bother changing your diet too much. Instead, drink more water.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:49
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yeah. don't completely sacrifice meats, just eat more fruits and greens. vegetables have the greatest effect, hence why vegans have the sweetest cum. Cut down on red meats if you feel it neccessary.
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Old 2004-04-06, 01:23
bLindSPot5446 bLindSPot5446 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Bingo. I experimented with this for a while, and I found that you have to eat NO red meat, and drink/eat lots of fruit, especailly pineapple and citrus fruits. my gf said it makes a HUGE difference.

All this so your cum tastes better? That's retarded. Meat is good.. I dont care if mine tastes like dog ass, I'm still eating meat. Anyways, I can assure you the girl complaining that you "taste bad" probably tastes worse.
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Old 2004-04-06, 01:54
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Well u could just cum on a variety of different food and have your gf try each one...when she finds a favourite, problem solved...
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Old 2004-04-06, 05:59
Five to One Five to One is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Speed. I'm serious. My cum actually tastes sweet when I'm tweaked.

I really hope your girlfriend told you this.
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Old 2004-04-06, 20:57
Buttery Shiny Blood Buttery Shiny Blood is offline
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Oh Jesus.

It's cum, what the fuck does she expect?

If your a male and your cum tastes salty, that means you're NORMAL and HEALTHY.

Cum in her eye, tell her she tastes like fish, and dump her.
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Old 2004-04-06, 22:38
Satans_Prodigy Satans_Prodigy is offline
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Default Re: how to taste better....

pick a Fruit,only drink water, and take a multi vitamin for one month..choose something sweet..oranges would be g0od for a tangy zest for your meatpoll slirping accomplus...kiwi would prolly be g0od t0o..the multi vitamin is to give your body the vitamins you need that dont come in the fruit you're eating..you could just eat a lotta diferent sweet fruits to get more of the proper nutrients..and you'll lose a shitload of weight..

...grape fruit is NOT what you want..
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Old 2004-04-06, 22:42
Satans_Prodigy Satans_Prodigy is offline
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And that is a g0od point..we guys can complain a lot more about going down on you girls...girls should shower 2 times a day..or atleast right b4 sex..right b4 sex is fine...and use some strong shit..
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Old 2004-04-06, 22:48
Infrared Infrared is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Buttery Shiny Blood:



Cum in her eye, tell her she tastes like fish, and dump her.

There is truth to this.
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Old 2004-04-06, 23:31
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Infared...I have noticed that with some guys and the opposite with other guys. You're one of the lucky duckies!

No two things will work the same one any guy. Don't alter your diet for the girl. If you want to try a little, why not drink some grapefruit juice or pineapple juice with breakfast, and as Cindy said, drink more water.
 
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