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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-04, 13:24
casperc casperc is offline
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Default Nuts!

What other guys here agree that having testicles is the worst part of being a man?

I mean yes there good in ways but there also really bad in other ways.

Having balls is way to much responsibility for me.
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Old 2004-04-04, 14:41
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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quote:Originally posted by casperc:

Having balls is way to much responsibility for me.

http://www.eunuch.org/

Knock yourself out, kid.
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Old 2004-04-04, 20:38
666lucifer666 666lucifer666 is offline
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whoa trippy, that shit is sick
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Old 2004-04-05, 14:51
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Remember that next time you listen to your favourate falsetto castrati opera CD, or need to employ a harem guard who won't impregnant your wives, retard.
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Old 2004-04-05, 18:36
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The title of this thread reminded me of Lenny from the Simpsons going "Ah, Nuts!"

The only thing I don't like about nuts is when they cause physical discomfort. Oh and they hurt like a bastard to get hit in. They're like the male Achille's Heel.
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Old 2004-04-05, 23:35
JayMark JayMark is offline
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Well, having balls can be unpleasant sometimes but I still can manage to spare them. Just learn to take care of them like everyone unless you have some diesase like elephantisis (sp?) or balls hagning 6'' from the ground.
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Old 2004-04-06, 01:47
Who's Your Daddy? Who's Your Daddy? is offline
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" or need to employ a harem guard who won't impregnant your wives" - Trippy_McGee

Because, as we all know, this is a problem that plagues our society, just like tile grout. Why, just today, I was on eBay looking to buy a eunuch slave to guard my harem. Half.com was offering one for a good price. Too good a price. Seems he was only "half off".

Some dis-assembly required my ass!
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Old 2004-04-06, 07:37
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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I've been looking around for people exposed to radiation, but I'm afraid they might irradiate my wives. Meh, at least they're sterile.
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Old 2004-04-06, 23:20
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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You know what, I went to the eunuch archive, and i was like okay story time, so i read a story.

I read a story about a man who lost his penis in a motorcycle accident and now is really sad/cant find a woman...I was seriously really sad. It made me feel so shallow, and so bad for this guy. I took a time out to go and think about something else because i felt so damn bad. Then, I came back and I read about him working in a cage in a brothel. I realized it was a fiction story and was relieved and then rather pissed. Someone could have told me that it was a fiction story. I am so gullible.
 
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