1. those little white bumps

2. cologne

3. nice guys.



continue

4. How do I ask her out?

5. Fingering 101

6. Is my cock too small/Are my tits too small?

7. I hate my life/girls/boys/etc.

8. Why can't I get a date?

9. High school sucks

10. Why did they dump me?

11. if i shave my balls will i turn gay???

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12. Is it wrong to rape girl/guy

13. should i brake up with guy/girl

14. cunilgus?

15. felatio?

16. guess what my guy/girl got me...

17. Is it ok to Cheat?

Edit: Wrong number haha

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18. What do you girls think about trimmed/shaved pubic hairs?

EDIT: Yeah yeah...a trimmed/shaved penis would hurt ha ha funny funny. Anyway...thanks for pointing that out quee..I mean, Bushy.

~Mike

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19. How big is your penis?

20. I just scored last night!

21. I htink i have HIV.

22. i'm horny and dependant on others to do everything for me so find me some porn.

23. I'm going to marry someone I met online. We haven't met in person yet, but we love each other. So, fuck all you playa hataz.

24. Anyone here suck their own dick?

25. What does pussy smell like?

26. My boyfriend wants to stick his finger up my asshole.

27. Does she like me?

28. How do you start up a conversation with a girl?

29. When did you lose your virginity?

30. She glanced at me in the hall at school. Does that mean she's in love with me?

Love, Venus

31. Am I/Is she pregnant?

32. Ladder Theory

33. Girls are bitches!

34. Which condom is the best?

35. Is she too young/old?

This is actually a good thread, and shall be the basis for an informative FAQ!

quote:Originally posted by MikeTheWalrus:

18. What do you girls think about trimmed/shaved penis?

~Mike

I think a trimmed penis would hurt.HEHE



Hey Cindy? do i get credit for the FAQ? I mean i inspired and started it.

Cindy...you kidnapped a buncha my topics!

36. Can I get ___ through oral?

37. Can I get ___ through sex?

38. My girl is pregnant what do I do?

39. How do I get her/him to like me?

40. Where should I take my girlfriend/boyfriend on our first date/anniversary/holiday/birthday?

41: Dude! Are you sure you don't want to visit, "Sweet Ewe Sheep Shop"? Where every

ewe knows your name.

42: Answer to: Life,the Universe & Everything

43: How far have you gotten with a girl? (Note: Must ALWAYS be posted after your first blow job)

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I think a trimmed penis would hurt.HEHE



Hey Cindy? do i get credit for the FAQ? I mean i inspired and started it.

44. Bushy's can I create a stupid tread/be a mod/get credit/be accepted/I'll prove to you I've touched a girl treads.

45. Wierdest place you've made whoopee

46. How to masturbate in class

Edit: the right numbers would help

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quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

44. Bushy's can I create a stupid tread/be a mod/get credit/be accepted/I'll prove to you I've touched a girl treads.

i just want some props, is that to much to ask?

By the power invested in me by all this brandy I'm drinking, I hereby grant Bushy full props for bein' a badass motha fucka and not takin' no shit off dem whack niggas.

47. What around the house can I stick up my/my girlfriend's ass/pussy?

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

47. What around the house can I stick up my/my girlfriend's ass/pussy?

Hey little pea. I missed that thread.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

i just want some props, is that to much to ask?

Yes, asking for props is like begging for sex; it feels good but when its over you're still stupid.

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48. what did i do wrong?

49. where can i get porn?

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

47. What around the house can I stick up my/my girlfriend's ass/pussy?

ME

50. I'm high/drunk right now...

51. Sex while drunk/high/high on ex.

52.How can I squirt my seman like a pornstar?

53.How can I her have a monster mind-blowing orgasm?

54.Will eating pussy make me sick?

55.What does my semen taste like?

56.Will masturbating cause me to have hairy hands/blindness/a calloused insenstive penis

57.Circumcised or uncircumcised(usually pro's and cons of the aforementioned)



PROPS TO BUSHY

58. Why do all of assholes get the chicks while the nice, balless, D&D playing pussies like me get jack shit?

59. IT IS SO HIS/HER FAULT!!!

60. i love redheads

61. i like this girl, and she likes me, but im to much of a weenie to ask her out so im spening all my time wanking in the corner and posting on totse instead of calling her

62. so, ive liked this girl for awhile now, but just yesterday, she went out with this dickless loser, and now i feel like shit...

63. so, this girl i like just broke up with her boyfriend... how do i ask her out?

ts

^I like you...you called someone a weenie. That is cool as shit.



64. What can I do to make my cum taste better?

65. How do you know what your cum tastes like?

damn, i didnt mean to put an end to S&A

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66. How do I get her riled up so I can finger her in a movie theatre and gross out everyone around me?

67. I guess (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/007159.html)

is that a bump i saw? it must be cindys "time of the month" hehe

ts