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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-03, 10:19
jinger on digi jinger on digi is offline
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Default My cum! I want better

My fucking cum isnt white enough... its real watery and clear... how do i make it whiter fkn???
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Old 2004-04-03, 10:38
reefguy reefguy is offline
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how old are you?
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Old 2004-04-03, 18:55
Peter Griffin Peter Griffin is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jinger on digi:

My fucking cum isnt white enough... its real watery and clear... how do i make it whiter fkn???

Mature.
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Old 2004-04-03, 20:56
Ducky Ducky is offline
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Use white-out
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Old 2004-04-03, 21:50
th3uns33n th3uns33n is offline
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dont look
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Old 2004-04-03, 22:05
The Misfit The Misfit is offline
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drink bleach mixed with milk that'll make it nice and white
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Old 2004-04-03, 23:26
AxisMundi AxisMundi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jinger on digi:

My fucking cum isnt white enough... its real watery and clear... how do i make it whiter fkn???

If you'd wait more than 2 hours between your masturbation sessions it would be plenty white... your masturbation every few hours never lets it build back up enough to actually be white and you are mainly just shooting out a rather simple fluid... Try going a few days between your lonely little self-pleasures and you won't have to ask such a stupid fucking question.
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Old 2004-04-03, 23:37
MikeTheWalrus MikeTheWalrus is offline
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Stop tweeking...

...It'll work

~Mike
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Old 2004-04-04, 00:12
KooshBlood KooshBlood is offline
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You can make it different colors by drinking food dye...
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Old 2004-04-04, 06:01
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Ask your mum...
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Old 2004-04-04, 06:10
still laughing still laughing is offline
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Just wait before you masturbate again. But on a different, but interesting not. Oranges are a natural way to make semen taste better. So ladies, get your boys to eat their oranges.
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Old 2004-04-04, 06:12
still laughing still laughing is offline
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Just wait before you masturbate again. But on a different, but interesting not. Oranges are a natural way to make semen taste better. So ladies, get your boys to eat their oranges.
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Old 2004-04-04, 14:30
aka Chino aka Chino is offline
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Maybe its just another myth but I am pretty confident that pinapples will make your's taste better, not oranges.
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Old 2004-04-04, 14:38
Durell Durell is offline
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From what I've been told, eating anything citrus makes it taste different; that and fish sauce for some reason.

As for the "making it whiter", thing. Why the hell is whiter better? I don't think anyone is uniform in this department, and as long as you aren't impotent, then it's all good.
 
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