Is there a cure for blue balls besides wackin off? I got um real bad right now even though the chick gave me head...i wanted more and oww it hurts. Newayz i could wack off but my whole family is home...any1??

Flame on!

jerk off. duh

cut them off.

....at the neck.

Just to make sure, blue balls feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, but the pain stays for a very long time, right?

I just had that. It sucked. Go jack off; it's the only way to relieve it besides waiting.

Or stick something long and hard up your ass.

stick ice on your forehead, blood flows away from the area and releives pain.

I think you all have some sort of medical disorder that needs a little looking into. But hey, that's just me..

quote:Originally posted by Toban Locksmith:

I think you all have some sort of medical disorder that needs a little looking into. But hey, that's just me..

I second that.

quote:Originally posted by XxSoulCriminalxX:

Is there a cure for blue balls besides wackin off?

A new girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by BlankDeed:

I second that.

I....third that.

I always thought that soulcriminal was gay.

.....anyways yea just go with the cut balls of at the net.



-kZEN

I always masturbate when my whole family is home. Do you have a bathroom? Or if you want to be daring do it at school. On your teacher's chest.

Edit: Your choice of color spraypaint works wonderfully.

[This message has been edited by still laughing (edited 04-04-2004).]

There is something wrong with you if your balls hurt for no reason. Im sorry to say, but blue balls is a myth.

I have sex and then go without for weeks on end, without masturbating, and my balls have never hurt like that. You guys need to seek some medical attention.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

"Blue balls...is often accompanied by a deep, but minor, cramping ache."

"The main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis either by direct or indirect contact that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation."

"The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse."

"Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset."

"One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower, which stimulates increased blood flow throughout the body, including the groin area."

Estimated time in finding all of this info on Google: 30 fucking seconds.

quote:Originally posted by Endless_confusion:

There is something wrong with you if your balls hurt for no reason. Im sorry to say, but blue balls is a myth.

I have sex and then go without for weeks on end, without masturbating, and my balls have never hurt like that. You guys need to seek some medical attention.

^^I agree...and I've never had any precum either...

Ask your mother about them...

[This message has been edited by Johnnx (edited 04-04-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Endless_confusion:

There is something wrong with you if your balls hurt for no reason. Im sorry to say, but blue balls is a myth.

I have sex and then go without for weeks on end, without masturbating, and my balls have never hurt like that. You guys need to seek some medical attention.

LoL. You have no idea what blue balls is do you?

Blue balls is not a myth.