I always find myself sitting in class with a boner trying to make it go away before the bell rings and i have to stand up. What do you do when you have a boner in class and you have to go soon?

Stop thinking about your MILF teacher!

PERV

Stop Checking out the guy across the other side of the room!

Nah, this is what i do just go down and have a "scratch" and then swipe your cock up so it sits just above your pants so when you stand up you cant see it and your t-shirt covers it so no-one can see!

quote:Originally posted by GHETTO_SMURF:

Stop thinking about your MILF teacher!

PERV

Im 18 my teacher is 23. DAMN she is no MILF. I posted a pic temporarily but then took it off cause I Didnt think it was appropriate. She is damn hot.

EDIT: once in public speaking I had to give a speac, and i had a huge erection.It wasnt good. I tried to hide it, but I couldnt pull my hoodie down. and there were two hot chicks in the class. LMAO those were the days.

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Much better to have a boner in the class, than to have a boner in the ... ass.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Much better to have a boner in the class, than to have a boner in the ... ass.

tru

just be happy its in class, and not in the locker room.

whip it out and smack the teacher with it... thats what I would do.

Happens to me all the time. 2nd period always, I sit next this hot girl who always asks me for help on the history homework.

One I had to give an oral presentation with a full blown boner. I just acted totally normal and ignored it, it was FUNNY.

I always flirt with this same chick daily, and I always pop a boner. Just got to walk funny so no one can see it.

tis topic gets rehashed everyday...

quote:Originally posted by [CriM]:

Stop Checking out the guy across the other side of the room!

Nah, this is what i do just go down and have a "scratch" and then swipe your cock up so it sits just above your pants so when you stand up you cant see it and your t-shirt covers it so no-one can see!

That is what I do. I have got it down to a science.

You guys are the greatest!! I think this is a frequent topic, 'cause this is a frequent "problem".

Like I said in another post, you guys shouldn't worry too much about it. We can tell when it's happening to you, and we think it's cute!! (hee hee)! Also, it makes our "girl-power" and self esteem soar!! (hee hee)!! When it gets too embarassing for you, just cover it up by walking funny, or wearing your jacket abound your waist backward, or.... (I'm sure you can do something even more creative!!) (hee hee). Love, Venus.

hey guys i just tried out my new idea. I get a boner in the morning and put an elastic around the base of my penis. Then i duct-tape my penis to my pelvis, and its fine for the whole day. I need an erection to do this because otherwise i would be taping my penis to my pubes (ouch)

Wear a big coat, the biggest boner in the world will be easily hid.

the best thing to do is to wear a belt, and tuck it upwards, under the belt so it can't move, and make sure your shirt is big enough to cover it so no one pulls your shirt up and reveals the head to a crowd of lil girls.

i call that the Jimmy effect, first performed by jimmy... you don't need to know his last name.

but yeah have a "scratch" then tuck it up, preferably to a pair of pants that are tight at the waist, or wear a belt that's pretty tight then tuck it under.

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

tis topic gets rehashed everyday...

Yup. Always, pops up!

quote:Originally posted by TrueBudSmoker:

I need an erection to do this because otherwise i would be taping my penis to my pubes (ouch)

You must have a pinner! lmao! rofl! lol! ahahahahahah! j/k

The cure is here...carry a pin, nail, tack etc and stick it in your body somewhere...the pain will will occupy the brain & your boner will go down...

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

The cure is here...carry a pin, nail, tack etc and stick it in your body somewhere...the pain will will occupy the brain & your boner will go down...

That works. If you don't, just pinch the fuck outta your thigh through a pocket. Unless you're into that kind of thing...

But yeah, I do the tuck too. I thought I invented it..

man ... im so happy to learn im not the only one ... every fucking time.. 3rd period , around 2oclock , (when bells rings) .. i get this BIG ASS BONNER !! im like wtf?.. wtf should i do.. and .. yes indeed .. i just get up and act like its not there.. well dont get me wrong . im not that small at 8 1/2'' .. getting a booner ... the pants lifts a bit.. but .. act like there nothing.. people that will be loking there.. .. guys .. you tell them .. are you gay.??.. well look somewhere elese.. and girls.. wana fuck? .... im allready hard...

and yes indeed better to have an booner in the pants then in the ass...

Fuck it, I have a boner 24/0-27 it feels like, w

hen I stoped woryingejioq about it, myW "prowblem" wentt away. ANd no matter whattt remembmer alla12o chiucks falll 4 a big diqck r biggl glass ofw wine.

count ceiling tiles, randomly bouncing around the ceiling so you never know how many you have left

infrared, were you stoned/wasted on that post there?



just wondering.

quote:Originally posted by jcl666:

man ... im so happy to learn im not the only one ... every fucking time.. 3rd period , around 2oclock , (when bells rings) .. i get this BIG ASS BONNER !! im like wtf?.. wtf should i do.. and .. yes indeed .. i just get up and act like its not there.. well dont get me wrong . im not that small at 8 1/2'' .. getting a booner ... the pants lifts a bit.. but .. act like there nothing.. people that will be loking there.. .. guys .. you tell them .. are you gay.??.. well look somewhere elese.. and girls.. wana fuck? .... im allready hard...

and yes indeed better to have an booner in the pants then in the ass...

Two points:

1. Don't abuse the ellipses, please!

2. And you're 13, too, right?

Back on topic now:

Mine always go away within a few seconds of standing up; even if anybody notices why should it matter? It's just a normal part of life.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Fuck it, I have a boner 24/0-27 it feels like, w

hen I stoped woryingejioq about it, myW "prowblem" wentt away. ANd no matter whattt remembmer alla12o chiucks falll 4 a big diqck r biggl glass ofw wine.



Exactly my thoughts.

Tense your leg muscles really hard. The brain will tell the heart to send more blood there, away from your boner. Works for me in about 30 sec.

One quick swipe and you tuck it behind the pants or belt, and wear your boxers high enough to cover the head.

~H

Just try not to think about it. If the time comes and you have to stand up, two things:

1. Don't look at little pete. If other people notice, they'll look too.

2. Hide it with a binder or something else that can cover your crotch.