Hey

I need to get rid some hickeys. Are there anyways to remove them? Also, how long do hickeys usually last? Thanks for any help.

-Gabe

They are permenant.

Suicide is the only way.

Well duh! If you get hickeys by pulling blood to the surface of the skin then the only way to get rid of them is by pushing the blood back in.

Try having the person who gave them to you blow really hard on your skin where the hickeys occoured. If that doesn't work try taking the vacuum cleaner putting it on reverse and applying to the afflicted areas. Or you can cup your hand over it and pump um and down causing reverse suction.

I hope that the answer denoted the stupidity of the question.

serious replys only please

well, most hickey removal ideas are more novelty then anything...i think theres a thread in reinvent yourself about this actually. might wanna try there. they had some good ideas.

Break into your mom's beauty cabinet and ransack all the makeup. Then dump it all in an empty icecream bucket. Toss an apple in the bucket and try and bob for it.

This also works for bad acne problems...

.. Or facial herpes for that matter.

~EDIT~

But seriously, you can use makeup to cover it up, or you can also go for a run. Get yourself all red and sweaty from exercise which will get the blood flowing, thus clearing up your hicky. Jah~

[This message has been edited by Dazer (edited 03-30-2004).]

They last about a week by that time they aren't really noticable. Your only bet is to cover it up with makeup.

I've been getting lots of comments at work lately from all the guys cause I've been showing up lately with red spots all over my neck. They really enjoy giving me a hard time over it.

It also doesn't help that the girl giving them to me works in the lab. The guys will never tire of making wild animal comments to her. It's not like she does it conciously either, they just sort of happen in the heat of the moment.

Thgere is nothing more tasteless and disgusting than teenagers with huge hickeys given just for the sake of giving hickeys.

^^^^^^

I was drunk and i turned the girl on to suck on me , lol ill take some battle wounds for some lovin!

I heard this works... don't know for sure because I've never tried it myself, but I think there was a topic on this a while back...

First take something hard plastic like a pen cap or something to rub on your skin that will cause friction. Don't do it enough to make a blister but enough to "wake up" the blood vessels. Then right after that hold an icecube to it to constrict the vessels. Repeat if necissary.

I want to know if this really works so try it out and report back hehe

quote:If that doesn't work try taking the vacuum cleaner putting it on reverse and applying to the afflicted areas.

... Clearly, mechanics, nor medicine are your strongest trait.



i showed my buddies this. they laughed their ass's off. "PUT ON A VACUUM CLEANER BACKWARDZZ!! HAHAHAH!!!"

quote:Originally posted by TerraSanctus:

I hope that the answer denoted the stupidity of the question.

^ Did you not get the sarcasm or are you just saying that you did and found it funny?

quote:Originally posted by shwag747:

^^^^^^

I was drunk and i turned the girl on to suck on me , lol ill take some battle wounds for some lovin!

Holla.

I've got this giant one on me that look like she scratched and bit me at the same time.

When anybody gives me shit, I just tell them that it was worth it.

Search, please.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/006736.html

quote:Originally posted by shwag747:

I need to get rid some hickeys

quote:Originally posted by shwag747:

serious replys only please

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quote:Originally posted by FuCkThEsYsTeM:

They are permenant.

Suicide is the only way.

LMFAO

Take a comb and lightly scrape the skin surface until its gone.

It works.

waht he means is, scratch it until there is no skin, bone, muscle left in the area, dont worry if bleeding occurs, that means its working. After your done, eat 30 sleeping pills with soem hard liquor.

TerraSanctus solution is nearly correct. The thing about the reverse vacumm cleaning is a joke, of course. But it's is a fact that ONLY THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THE HICKEY CAN "UNDO" IT. Noone else can undo it, except the person who gave it to you, because it is the specific enzymes from that person's mouth --(the one who sucked the blood up into the skin originally)-- it is his or her specific enzymes that have cemented, sealed or embedds the blood into your skin tissue -- almost like a tatoo. Only the same enzymes that sealed it in there can loosen or dissolve it out of the skin, and return it to your bloodstream.

So if you get a huge hickey from some guy or girl, DON'T GET MAD AND BREAK UP WITH HIM OR HER until they lick it, loosen it, and blow it back out of your skin. Hope this helps. Love, Venus.

PS: SOMETIMES this doesn't work, but it's worth the try, 'cause -- if nothing else -- the attempted cure is very pleasurable and erotic!!! Love, Venus. (hee hee).