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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-30, 01:14 |
bob_is_gone_goodbye 
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 How do I make masterbation better
How do I make masterbation better? Any of you guys know some techniquies
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#2
2004-03-30, 01:17 |
weirdlittlepotsmoker
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
find a pussie
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#3
2004-03-30, 01:17 |
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
For those who are extremely comfortable with themselves, you can always try putting small objects into your anus to stimulate the prostate with direct pressure; for some people, massaging their thighs with one hand while masturbating with the other can be nice as well.
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#4
2004-03-30, 01:18 |
theBishop
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Do it less. A month later you won't be sorry ;-).
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#5
2004-03-30, 01:24 |
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
or you could just get really stoned and then jack off. ah man it feels sooooo goooooooood.
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#6
2004-03-30, 01:56 |
Johnnx
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht.html
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/
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#7
2004-03-30, 02:42 |
Schraff
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
You can start by spelling it right.
Sheesh.
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#8
2004-03-30, 03:57 |
RandomHerokillsTerrorist
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
get ur self a girlfreind.
and fuck her....
...dumbass...
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#9
2004-03-30, 04:03 |
Pulse
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by CheebaKing:
or you could just get really stoned and then jack off. ah man it feels sooooo goooooooood.
I agree. There is NOTHING better than having an orgasm while high off your face. Have you ever had sex while high? Holy shit man, its the fucking best!
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#10
2004-03-30, 04:09 |
weedman1234
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:
get ur self a girlfreind.
and fuck her....
...dumbass...
Shut up you dumb fuck, he asked how to make masturbation better, maybe he can't get a girlfriend.
You don't contribute anything to this website, fuck off.
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#11
2004-03-30, 05:58 |
Loc Dogg
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Use lubricant. Haven't you figured out why your cock is skinned and really sore? Joke.
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#12
2004-03-30, 06:14 |
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by Schraff:
You can start by spelling it right.
Sheesh.
damn it you beat me to it.
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#13
2004-03-30, 13:44 |
jay666
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Squeeze your cock really hard while doing it
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I feel weird telling a kid how to jerk off
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#14
2004-03-31, 01:23 |
exesept
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
use your penis instead of ur nose.
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#15
2004-03-31, 01:38 |
Graberweg
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
find a hungry pitbull
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#16
2004-03-31, 02:05 |
bilzo
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:
get ur self a girlfreind.
and fuck her....
...dumbass...
That would be sex, dumbshit. Leave thisg guy alone.
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#17
2004-03-31, 02:51 |
jojabr
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Find the biggest, sharpest, widest thing you think you can fit inside your colon, and shove it up your ass. I guarantee you'll never want to jack off again without it.
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#18
2004-03-31, 03:42 |
Little Pea
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by Pulse:
I agree. There is NOTHING better than having an orgasm while high off your face. Have you ever had sex while high? Holy shit man, its the fucking best!
I wouldn't say that there's nothing better, but it is an interesting experience.
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#19
2004-04-06, 17:54 |
RandomHerokillsTerrorist
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
hey guys
sorry about that last post. It was the gf.she told me that she came over and went to totse.com
and posted. It wasnt me.
-R.H.T.
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#20
2004-04-06, 21:45 |
Lazzaro
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Try some Icey-Hot (spelling).
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#21
2004-04-06, 23:39 |
JesusTookMyBike123
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:
hey guys
sorry about that last post. It was the gf.she told me that she came over and went to totse.com
and posted. It wasnt me.
-R.H.T.
Coincidentally your girlfriend said something that made you sound like an idiot. Sure...
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#22
2004-04-07, 00:44 |
johnney5
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
Yea baby oil is good. Vaseline too, little longer to clean up tho :-\
Just dont experiment too much with creams and stuff, cuz one time i was bored in the bathroom about to take a shower and i started jacking off with this cream i didnt know anything about. I dont know what the fuck it was, but it burned like a BITCH and my dick turned all red. I think i cried if i remember correctly (not a baby cry, just a manly...tearing cry)
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#23
2004-04-07, 01:24 |
blondlot
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by johnney5:
Yea baby oil is good. Vaseline too, little longer to clean up tho :-\
Just dont experiment too much with creams and stuff, cuz one time i was bored in the bathroom about to take a shower and i started jacking off with this cream i didnt know anything about. I dont know what the fuck it was, but it burned like a BITCH and my dick turned all red. I think i cried if i remember correctly (not a baby cry, just a manly...tearing cry)
crying in the shower with a hard on... that brings back memories.
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#24
2004-04-07, 01:41 |
Elfer-
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Re: How do I make masterbation better
quote:Originally posted by johnney5:
Yea baby oil is good. Vaseline too, little longer to clean up tho :-\
Just dont experiment too much with creams and stuff, cuz one time i was bored in the bathroom about to take a shower and i started jacking off with this cream i didnt know anything about. I dont know what the fuck it was, but it burned like a BITCH and my dick turned all red. I think i cried if i remember correctly (not a baby cry, just a manly...tearing cry)
That's not so much crying as it is having your eyes water from the pain.
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