I've been seeing this guy for a while. We met at a concert, he came to a couple shows, we went on a few dates. He plays drums and drinks whiskey.

I like him.

And I haven't been dating much in the last few months, especially since I've been in mourning. So, I have tightened up a bit.

I do my kegels.

So, last night we slept together for the first time. Moreover I should say we fucked. And it was great, because I like him, but there's a big (no pun intended. O god that was bad.) problem.

I first noticed it while we were making it. 'It' being his ridiculously huge monster cock. (I mean it's not just really long - probably a good seven and a half/eight inches - but it's thick.)

I knew immeadiately I was in for a world of hurt.

He said I was so tight and was I a virgin. I said 'no', of course. I've been married. But, that's how big it was.

Now, the problem is, I really kind of like this guy, but 'it' is too big. I don't want to get all stretched out like a whore, and it doesn't even fit all the way inside. It hits the cervix almost immeadiately.

What should I do?

Cheers,

Lost

Thats the weirdest problem i have heard.

umm when i was fingering my ex gf i could feel her cervix, When we fucked i didnt notice, mine is 7 inches and like 5.45 around.

I think that you could use a lot of lube, im sure if you do your kegals after each sesion and continue to do them through out the relationship you'll be fine.



EDIT: you said " i first realized it ( his cock) when we were making it" what was the second it? sex?

maybe your just really tight from you kegals.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-29-2004).]

Sleep with me. He'll seem small by comparison.

Seriously, though; you might have to try different positions, ones that open you up a little more and give him a little less penetration. For the most part, they can be figured out, but if not, you might try going here (http://www.clitical.com/how-to/positions.php). The "spooning" position on that page is somewhat effective, but you may have to adjust yourself a bit to accomodate him (otherwise, your legs being close together will tighten you up). I know you said penetration wasn't the main problem, but you did say he nailed your cervix, too. There are other things that can cause this, though; you might not be turned-on enough when you begin. I suggest lots of foreplay, until you're dripping a river and begging for it (if you don't do that already).

Best I can do; hope this helps some

-Infrared

Let him tear your ass up instead. I kid.

Now that the given sophomoric comment is out of the way, I will be serious. I have had similar problems before...my dick is average length, but too god damned girthy. I hurt most the girls I sleep with because I like petite women to some extent...they usually deal with it by trying to keep the muscles elastic with lots of exercises so that they don't look like loose whores. Make sure the vaginal wall's muscles do not get torn...if they just get stretched a little bit, it shouldn't be a problem so long as the elasticity remains. Slowly graduate from small dildos to larger ones until your body can handle a large girth and return to normal easily.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Sleep with me. He'll seem small by comparison.



The the hitting the cervix thing that really bothers me.

But, how do I tell him?

I don't want to just say

"Hey, I have to tell you, you have an enormous cock. Can you please try not to enter my falopian tubes this time?"

There just doesn't seem to be any good way of saying this sort of thing.

Also, I'm not the type of girl who really likes gentle sex anyways. I like fucking. I just don't like it when I can feel his cock in my pancreas.

Cheers,

Lost

Have you tried oral (blowjob) with him yet?

I don't know if there's much you can do about the size except for just exercise it, though.

Lube, lots and lots of lube.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:



I don't want to just say

"Hey, I have to tell you, you have an enormous cock. Can you please try not to enter my falopian tubes this time?"

Lost

thats perfect! no guy in the world would take offense to that. i dont think i know a guy who would. also u could do anal, u can fit like 2 feet of dick in an ass.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

He plays drums and drinks whiskey.

Thats really funny to me for some reason.

And the Style of the Dog don't cut it? Or the same position lying down?

Astroglide/KY?Hot shower/bath or sauna first?

Telling him:"I bust my ass for you, you know"

Possibly a good pet name: Splitter, as in ...

Splitter Unit. Oooooouch.

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 03-29-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I do my kegels.

What in the world is a kegel?

It's an excercise that works the vaginal muscles to make the cervix tighter. It's usually for women that recently gave birth. As you can imagine, squeezing 10 lbs of baby out your region stretches things a bit.

I'm confused here. What do you want us to suggest?

His cock isnt going to get any smaller.

Just don't fuck him, if it hurts too much?

Ahhh... your best bet for having intercourse with this guy is laying on your stomach with him on top, less penetration capacity for him which is good for you. I'm not talking about doggie style, that would allow full access, whereas if you're laying flat, with him on top, this will decrease about 1-2 (approx) inches of territory he can breach.

Otherwise he'll have to watch some old John Holmes movies and see how intricate that dude had to be and adjust his penetration techniques to compensate for having such a large dick... it can work.

-Extant

wird thread i think u ar the problem and not him no offense intended.

My woman said the same thing when we first got together cause she is quite small. She nver wanted to leave me for a monster cock who would thats crazy.

But in time she got used to it without being streched out like whore as u say.

I reckon u will adapt to your new found toy.

are u quite small?

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Sleep with me. He'll seem small by comparison. ...



-Infrared

You are pathetic.

Don't be jealous, Little Pea(nis). And you're an idiot who can't recognize a joke.

Puberty: Try it.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Don't be jealous, Little Pea(nis). And you're an idiot who can't recognize a joke.

Puberty: Try it.

that was orig(inal), BTW hes a she FYI. I agree with little pea that was prety lame.

FYI, I'm a guy, and yes it was lame. Very lame.

Ain't my fault you two have no sense of humor. Bushmaster, I kinda like you; don't fuck that up. Little Pea, you remain an idiot with a small winky.

I suppose anal is out of the question...

No, it's a free country & Li'l Pea can take it anally if he wants it that way.

Li'l bugger.

Hey, moonmeister...

So, like, when're we going to have sex?

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Hey, moonmeister...

So, like, when're we going to have sex?

Cheers,

Lost

you might hurt your self on his needle dick.

Its all in good fun.

That was pathetic.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Hey, moonmeister...

So, like, when're we going to have sex?

Cheers,

Lost

Thexx, huh? Well I am a mountin' man &

it seems you do so enjoy a gyood mountin'. So

that's all of a piece. Luckily I'm just ever so slightly smaller, which will be so

much better fo' you sugar.

But, I'm tho, tho thorry...I would love to softly, yet thoroughly mount a most extremely

mountable mama like yerself...yet. An SF girl

must have read SF books by SF writer Ms. Lisa

Mason. With so many books, so very many things to do, what are the chances you've even heard of Lisa M.?

Sure, "Summer of Love" by LM isn't the worlds

greatest literature, but I like it & some of

her others. Do women write diff? I'm as yet unsure.

We know youse got a brain & youse got a body under them clothes. We also knows youse got a sore cervix, shaped like a nose. A very red

very sore nose, sure.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Thexx, huh? Well I am a mountin' man &

it seems you do so enjoy a gyood mountin'. So

that's all of a piece. Luckily I'm just ever so slightly smaller, which will be so

much better fo' you sugar.

But, I'm tho, tho thorry...I would love to softly, yet thoroughly mount a most extremely

mountable mama like yerself...yet. An SF girl

must have read SF books by SF writer Ms. Lisa

Mason. With so many books, so very many things to do, what are the chances you've even heard of Lisa M.?

Sure, "Summer of Love" by LM isn't the worlds

greatest literature, but I like it & some of

her others. Do women write diff? I'm as yet unsure.

We know youse got a brain & youse got a body under them clothes. We also knows youse got a sore cervix, shaped like a nose. A very red

very sore nose, sure.





you sir are an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

That was pathetic.

maybe, but not as bad as yours.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Don't be jealous, Little Pea(nis). And you're an idiot who can't recognize a joke.

Puberty: Try it.

That was so funny, it made my strawberry milk come out my nose. And a little out of my eye????



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Theta is a fucko.

[This message has been edited by elf (edited 03-30-2004).]

Not as bad; much worse.

And moonmeister owns your little pink ass. Shut up.

Uh, has anyone else seen the movie "Robin Hood Men in Tights" where Robin Hood is in that archery contest with all those dopey peasants. Then when they're told to fire everyone misses the fucking target (hitting the stage/cows/sheriff of NH). Well this is a similar metaphorical situation.

Anyways, she doesn't want to get gapped out like a Las Vegas tour guide. Which is okay, I mean since.. It's HER body and she should have a say in what foreign objects she allows to penetrate and defile.

Lost, what I would do, is have a talk with him about it. Yeah it's probably awkward since you guys just started to play in the garden, but ask him about his past partners and find out if they have ever mentioned anything about his large appendage. Ultimately try to get him to understand your side of the problem.

But whens alls said and done, if you're concerned about your future sexual fantics, you might consider breaking up with him, or at least stop letting him hit it.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

That was pathetic.

hes right it was pathetic

If the cock really is too big dump him

tell him its too big

do you really want to multiply the size of your hole for relationship

if you are uncomfortable then tell him to fuck off even if you like him

there are others its a big world

if you wanty get a six or five inch to make you feel better

dont let yourself suffer

there is no point

especially for relationship

if you take it for long youll be able to store stuff in your pussy

just break it off

>just break it off<, hmmmmm. That's pretty harsh. I wouldn't want anyone ta break mine off. That would be cruel!

Them two can at least try different things, before she puts him back ta poundin'...his skins.

Maybe she'll get ta like 'em big; where no man can please her & only stallions & great big bull moose can fill what was once tight, but ended up loose, (but not to a moose).

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

>just break it off<



moonmeis one of these days we gotta hit the pub.

We'll hit the pub late, very late. Then we'll run off with all their kegs. We can hide some of them in Lost, if'n she's loosened up enough. Why waste the space?

Roger that!

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....By the way.. I'll bring the Brazillian Tropical Pineapple-Flavored Sour Skittles if you bring the peppermint bon-bon sherbert.

maybe one of these positions (http://www.condoms.au.com/positions/positions.html) won't hurt, its all about trial and error

^^^Hey! hey! Hey!Losty c'mon over here

I doan k-now fuck. After a thorough vetting of these positions, I expect we both will know fuck.

quote:Originally posted by Graberweg:

maybe one of these positions (http://www.condoms.au.com/positions/positions.html) won't hurt, its all about trial and error

quote:The Spoon

She lies on her side and he penetrates her from behind in a side on position. Ideal for men with a large penis size.

Yay.

^^^Yay! Yay! she be saved

Sweet quivering quim

She can stay with him

To me not (yet) slaved

You can get these really thick cock ring things that are designed to shorten the length of the penis that actualy enters the girl. They also come with various bumps and shit on to add extra clit stimulation.

So, yer saying she should ring his ding-dong?

Ahh! Ringa-linga-rama-lama-ding-dong! What if

she don't want to sing do-whop?

I guess, what the hell, she can still ring his bell.

Wait...how girthy is he? I'm assuming under 7.5cm diameter...because that's just fucking absurd. I have a 5.3cm diameter, and that's a reamer for a lot of girls, but they adjust after several minutes of slow penetration, and I've never had a problem with elasticity dying off.

"I like a man, what takes his time"

"Why don't you go down & smell me sometime?" : Mae West

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 03-30-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Dazer:

Uh, has anyone else seen the movie "Robin Hood Men in Tights" where Robin Hood is in that archery contest with all those dopey peasants. Then when they're told to fire everyone misses the fucking target (hitting the stage/cows/sheriff of NH). Well this is a similar metaphorical situation.

Anyways, she doesn't want to get gapped out like a Las Vegas tour guide. Which is okay, I mean since.. It's HER body and she should have a say in what foreign objects she allows to penetrate and defile.

Lost, what I would do, is have a talk with him about it. Yeah it's probably awkward since you guys just started to play in the garden, but ask him about his past partners and find out if they have ever mentioned anything about his large appendage. Ultimately try to get him to understand your side of the problem.

But whens alls said and done, if you're concerned about your future sexual fantics, you might consider breaking up with him, or at least stop letting him hit it.

Good idea. But, I can't imagine having another one night stand.

If I have one more I think I'll have to become a self proclaimed nymphomaniac.

And that's just not my style.

Or, at least let me tell myself I'm still a good girl.

Numb Nutz, heh. That actually sounds worth looking into. If for no other reason, but to look into it.

Cheers,

Lost

well the only way this "stretching" process is gonna happen is through pain and struggle. you are a woman, God put you on this Earth to have sex with men. Now.. lets see some solutions...

Cucumbers - Get the big fat ones, lube em up, be careful though, they have the pricks, but consider them renegade pubes.

Golf Clubs - To get use to his huge tip, just rub it on the outside, remember use Wood Irons, because they're big. No balls needed (no pun intended)

Chainsaws - If you're into that.

Small Children - they come out right? so stick em back in! And out.. and IN.. and out.. eventually you're pussy will be so big it can be a second mouth.

Cars, Furniture, Chimneys, Trailer Homes - Use only if you are black.

Skyscrapers - For the truly daring.

Guys can do kegel exercises too.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Ain't my fault you two have no sense of humor. Bushmaster, I kinda like you; don't fuck that up. Little Pea, you remain an idiot with a small winky.

There is a difference between a joke and blatant arrogance. That was blantant arrogance. You seem to have a lot of it (online at least).

Hey lost, sorry its off topic but... umm... hi! lol.

I haven't been on here in like years (but my password still works!) I see spiffy is still around and you're a mod now too... wow I _am_ getting old

i'm afraid, you're fucked, unless you don't mind ever comin close to tight ever again

Well let's see.... someone said anal and I think that is completely out of the question unless you think your tiny asshole gets more dick than your vagina. That one is a no no for this situation.

I would def. suggest some lube. I prefer Astroglide.

Someone also recommended more kegels and I also disagree with that because you do not want to become tighter, you just want to become adjusted.

So my advice would be to practice on something that is close to his size. Maybe a dildo or whatever. After you stop seeing him, just start doing your kegels again to tighten up.