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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-03-29, 09:46
HollisterRobber HollisterRobber is offline
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I really need some help with this cause it is getting out of hand! Whenever my gf holds my hand or just kisses me on my face, I get a boner. We were sitting down at the mall yesterday, and she just started kissin me and lovin on me, and I looked down and saw a small wet spot on my pants...haha...but um..how can I stop that from happening again. I just want to be able to be with her and not have the embarassing boner i have to hide..or the precum!
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Old 2004-03-29, 10:01
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wake up and smell the testosterone -its called being 17 ! ain't no cure but you will get used to walking around with a permanent hard on.and it does pass ....by the time you get to my age you'll find you have the opposite problem.

but seriously the only thing that helps is to have a wank before you meet her.
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Old 2004-03-29, 10:29
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



but seriously the only thing that helps is to have a wank before you meet her.

Or a condom stuffed with cotton wool bound to your shlong with masking tape.
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Old 2004-03-29, 12:04
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Once again...regular confession to your local priest will stop this annoying problem...

If you're an athiest then have a pin, nail, tack etc and stick it in your body somewhere...the pain will help deflate your boner...
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Old 2004-03-29, 15:13
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quote:Originally posted by HollisterRobber:

I really need some help with this cause it is getting out of hand! Whenever my gf holds my hand or just kisses me on my face, I get a boner. We were sitting down at the mall yesterday, and she just started kissin me and lovin on me, and I looked down and saw a small wet spot on my pants...haha...but um..how can I stop that from happening again. I just want to be able to be with her and not have the embarassing boner i have to hide..or the precum!

Lovin on? you? yeah....
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Old 2004-03-29, 15:50
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Lovin on you. Thats just genius, I mean Thats like frank sinatra cool. I'll have to use that in my song.
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Old 2004-03-29, 20:12
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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I agree.^ Lovin on you is so frank sinatra cool it scares me. I may have to steal your phrase (sorry...its just that cool!)

But listen to Jackteck...its just your age. It is bound to happen.

I'm not a guy, I have never had to deal with stopping pre-cum, and honestly i have no advice other than if all else fails think baseball.
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Old 2004-03-29, 20:45
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quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

I agree.^ Lovin on you is so frank sinatra cool it scares me. I may have to steal your phrase (sorry...its just that cool!)

But listen to Jackteck...its just your age. It is bound to happen.

I'm not a guy, I have never had to deal with stopping pre-cum, and honestly i have no advice other than if all else fails think baseball.

oh hell no, biatch, i stole it first. JK



EDIT: I have come from eating a girl out, dont worry thats more than normal. i mean like orgasm come.

YOu could always wear two pairs of underwear. :\

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-29-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-29, 21:15
KungFuJim KungFuJim is offline
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Have sex with her a couple of times and ususally u wont even get hard from those types of situations
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Old 2004-03-29, 21:43
Frank Castle The Punisher Frank Castle The Punisher is offline
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Whack off before you see her (as someone has said before) Mind over matter works great.
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Old 2004-03-29, 23:27
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Alternatively be proud of your boner...say to her that she gives you a boner and show it...let the world see it...also mention the precum...she'll be very proud...
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Old 2004-03-29, 23:33
muffin_man muffin_man is offline
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Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howle!
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Old 2004-03-30, 00:34
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get a really sticky bandaid and shove it down the end of your cock. I think that should solve your problem.

no, really i think its normal, If this happens just pull her away to a quiet spot and get her to suck your cock until you blow thus alleviating the problem.
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Old 2004-04-02, 23:09
lady_lazarus lady_lazarus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by HollisterRobber:

I just want to be able to be with her and not have the embarassing boner i have to hide..or the precum!

Why are guys always so embarassed by this? I think it's so cute when my boyfriend gets one...Sometimes he gets one when we slow dance, and he does this thing where he tries to angle his pelvis away so I won't feel it I guess, but dammit, it's not a bad thing!
 
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