Teenage girls. 15-17. Stupid, highly attractive, tight jeans, thongs, cell phones, packed into movie theaters sitting on two of their friends, getting wasted yet still considered hot while any 'normal' or 'so-so' girl would be called a slut and stepped on.

I bet some of you have these girls. How did you go about getting them? What do these girls like to hear? There are like 500 of them in this arcade/cinema place on friday nights, how would one go about getting these girls? I'm guessing they choose their guys from their school, so me not going to school would make it much more difficult for me, yeah?

Looks. Sexy, stupid girls are attracted to sexy stupid guys, right? 98% of them are wiggers that have some fucked up hair, shorts down to their shoes, shirts that go to their knees, and knock-off watches.

Me..I wear hoodies, semi-baggy jeans and casual boots/running shoes/reebok wedges, and I always have my backpack with me (holds my photo equipment). I also usually walk around with my hands in my pockets, keep my eyes on where ever I'm heading, and I never smile. What do I need to change to score me a stupid, extremely fuckable teenage girl?

Dont feed me the "dont change" or "dont go after them for just sex" shit, I just want to meet one of these girls, and go from there..I'd actually like to find one to keep.

This thread got pretty long, and turned more into a 'me' thing than the teenage girl thing, so feel free to just comment on them.

Good day.

meh i used to be one of those girls...spend hours getting ready just so i could feel the joy of turning down some kid who attempted to hit on me...then i decided it wasnt worth it and i started dressing w/e...keep in mind i still have my same face because i never changed my makeup style, but i just wear baggier/not-caring clothes. well at the time when i was "one of them" as you put it, i always thought it was cool if you just came up and started talking...just like normally. but then again, i never really felt as i "fit-in" with them, as i never adapted to the screeching/whiny/bitchy part. but all in all, i used to be one of them, and thats what "We" looked for. just someone cool to start talking to us.

Unless you are A. Really popular, B. Have a nice car or C. Muscles like Mr. Clean, then they probably won't talk to you.

I hate most those chicks, some make nice friends, but I'd rather go with a chick whos more "me".

Why in god's name would you want that? High maintanance, hard to please, stuck up, ungrateful, shallow, oblivious.. that sounds attractive.

There's so much wrong with this thread I don't know if I have the time and patience to type all of my opinions.

First off, all through school I was friends with girls like that. All of my friends were soccer players and/or cheerleaders. We were the hot chicks in school, went to all the parties, blah blah. I do know what goes on in the minds of females like that:

They are not worth the trouble of changing for or trying to get with. They will cause drama and heartache. The last kind of girl you want to fall for, they will tear you up.

Not only that but when it comes down to it, they are boring. Nix the alcohol and the social status and all you have is a pretty face with a blank stare. No deep thought goes on in their head except pity for themselves. The probability of you finding a girl to possibly have a relationship with is slim to none. They don't have relationships: they have flings, flavor of the week so to speak.

Now that I'm done telling you why you're wasting your time, I'll give you some ideas on how to get them. Although you won't, you really should reconsider wanting the kind of girl you described.

Chicks like that are I-N-S-E-C-U-R-E. If you look good to them, they'll buckle. If you're not so attractive, you better have some jokes and wit.

I don't think you not going to school will have any effect on whether or not you can catch their attention. It's about the savoir faire. Keep your clothes, all those girls that date the white thugs all have a secret thing for the skater type.

To meet them you have to say hi. Ask them their name. Never tell them they look good. That will instantly put you below them in their mind. Oh yeah, that's another thing, you have to act like you're better or smarter then them. The power of persuasion is unbelievable when applied to teenage girls.. they can be talked into anything.

Something to avoid: Don't ask for their number and leave. They won't pick up the phone when you call or if they don't have call ID, they'll make an excuse to get off the phone everytime you call until you get the hint. You have to make an impression the day you meet and see if she gives you her number. Once she offers, it's in the bag.

Ugh, such a waste of time. I feel bad giving you advice.

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Now that you mention it, I even think I'm on crack for starting this topic, or even wanting one of them. I remember how much they disgusted me in school. I think I just want some pussy from a popular chick like every other loser.

Thanks for the advice, though.

You sound completely out of your skull...

I mean, some guys sort of end up with those stupid sexy chicks, and they rationalize or excuse it by saying things like "but she can be really smart, sometimes" or "she's really sweet, once you get to know her."

But actually going after one because you want one? I don't get it... why would any guy purposefully pursue the type of girl you've described... a glutton for punishment perhaps? Masochistic tendencies? You feel your life is just too simple and worry-free?

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

I don't get it... why would any guy purposefully pursue the type of girl you've described... a glutton for punishment perhaps? Masochistic tendencies? You feel your life is just too simple and worry-free?

The answer is quite simple, actually:

quote:Originally posted by PoseidonHurri:

I just want some pussy

Seems like a perfectly logical reason to me...

To Sarc:

No, no..see, I really just want no-strings-attached sex. I'm not looking for the next Jessica Simpson, or anything.

I could aim lower, to where I already am getting sex, but after seeing how extremely gullible they are on Friday night, I think I'll try to find my way to their level for a while. Maybe it's just one of my personality flaws. I'm a chump, big deal.

Edit- The guy above me nailed it!

[This message has been edited by PoseidonHurri (edited 03-29-2004).]

The girl ime going out with now is kind of one of those girls,cares too much about her looks ect, but she looks good.But ive noticed latly that we really dont get along that well where just different but fuck it she so good looking, man i want to fuck her.

Id rather have a normal looking low mantinece girl that i can carry a conversation about something other then her.

Think in a few years will you really want that?

I agree with Mojo and Sarc, but I'm a teenage male, so I know where you're coming from.

You will be the fity-leventh guy to hit on one of them in a night. Give them something they aren't used to. Do not put yourself below them. You are the man. You are above them. Far above them. Remember that.

Like I said, give them something they aren't used to. If they're used to the wigger-poser type, try showing a little class. And remember, teenage girls all like the rebellious type. Just don't over do it to the point where it's plastic.

Remember, these girls are man-eaters. And like animals, they can smell fear. Trick yourself into actually RESENTING them and you're set.

I've pulled it off somehow. I just wish I could remember what it was I was "doing" when it happened...

-Nocuous

God damn, take it from me, I just got rid of one of those chicks and it's hell. It's not worth it, and when someone "better" comes along she'll leave you at the drop of a hat.

Most of those girls are shallow, obnoxious, and generally slutty, so I'd tell you to set your sights a bit higher or you'll end up like me: a handful of pretty girls you're friends with and none at all that are interested in you.

I bet they don't need a brain to have sex. So why bother worrying about what's in it?

Be an asshole. They'll love you for it.

Yeah, ^ guy above me has a point. Hey..was it Trippy McGee who said the secret to making a girl fall for you is to be a complete asshole to everyone except them? He, also, has a good point. Seems to work for him, anyways.

i used to go out with that type of girl in school. they're all the same and they usually turn out the same after a couple years, alone, pregnant, bitchy, and ready to dump on the next chump who comes their way. its a never-ending cycle.

i see some of the "hotties" i used to be with just 5 years ago and goddamn they're saggy. all of them. then i saw the one "goodie" girl who never put out, had a 10 o'clock curfew, and kept her shit together. should've held out for her!

don't fall for it!

My advice.

Smile!! A guy that walks around staring straight ahead never smiling hands in pockets is not going to get any tail from those girls or many others.

Take the photo equipment out of the bag, carry your camera in your hand(if it ain't an SLR leave it at home) only carry B&W film in it. Take pictures of stuff(cool stuff) and maybe if one of them gets curious, ask her if you can take a few pictures of her. Make sure she knows it's B&W. Even these types of girls can be interested in a guy that has a geeky artstic side.

Get some confidence, relax, be FUN. The two former items are important cause there is nothing you project more than confidence and attitude and these girls can sense that shit. The latter is also important cause if you can't keep them entertained they ain't going to stick around. Girls like this don't like being bored, they don't like making decisions about what to do tonight, etc.

Money, good looks and a ripped body are going to make it easy but it ain't the only way. If you are butt ugly or fat, sad as it is none of my advice will work for you either.

Good luck.

The surefire trick is to be at least 3 years older than them. Now that I'm 20, i could probably get with any of my 17 year old brothers friends. Good luck. Oh, check out the ladder theory, the girls you are describing are called "Bitches" (technical term, not inherantly derogatory), and they are well documented.

love,

theBishop http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

That site is now in my top 10.

Thanks for the advice Tryptamine, it was very helpful.

I'm just curious about something now, I'm sure there are other threads about it somewhere. How do you approach a female in a group of friends? This seems especially difficult since theyre probably all "bitches". I'm pretty confident in starting conversations with some people, but have never attempted to target a specific person from a group.

I was just discussing that site with a friend, and it seemed to make pretty good sense. Then we compared our success with the fairer sex compared to our bank account balance and suddenly, all the stuff about women just wanting the moolah didn't make so much sense anymore.

Maybe it's because despite our lack of cash, we still work damn hard. Or maybe it's because we tend to date spoiled rich girls, or maybe teenage girls just don't care about money as much as adult women. Either way, I know I kick it without the cash.

It's all been said. My opinion is to wait until they're in college, and you too (if you're not; fucked if I'm going to go back and check). Sure, they're hot li'l sluts at that age, but they'll be even hotter li'l sluts until, at least, age 25. Probably a little more.

And then they're (only an iota) more stable, too, and won't fuck with you as much.

Good luck.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Why in god's name would you want that?

uh, to fuck stupid. you act like these twats are that much worse than the shit ugly women put out as personalities. they are all mentally disgusting, put your dick in the hot ones.

All the posts in here so far (except for that mrman dipshit) were really informative and almost all true, especially all what Mojo said. Poseidon, I know exactly the kind of girl you're talking about. But seriously, even if you're just looking for pussy, they're not worth it at all. They are all just a bunch of stupid shallow whores that will piss you off in the long run, if they haven't already. And a relationship with one is completely out of the question. Think about it.

What nocuous said about tricking yourself into resenting them instead of envying, so to speak, is actually pretty true. The only problem is, once you get in the mindset that you are better than them and you can easily get with them, you tend to realize that the bad far outweighs the good, and move on.

This happens to me all the time, just walking through the halls in school. I'll see one, or a group of them talking, and at first sight I think, "damn, those girls are hot". Then I see that every single one of them is wearing all Abercrombie & Fitch, Birkenstocks, and makeup seemingly applied with a shovel, and instantly I get disgusted and think, "stupid shallow bitches." It's the truth.

Even if you just want some ass, there are still much easier ways to get it (legally). Don't bother with the shallow, fake, stupid, annoying, bitchy, whiny, slutty, spoiled teenage drama queens that now plague more than half of the female highschool population. Ugh.

Especially if they are Jewish American Princesses.

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ahhh i see what your talknig about

"Le Skankeuos Dudleos Dragonnus" - "Gangstuh Whore" - Known to be found with cell phones, tight pants, revealing tops, and listening to such attrocities such as Jay-Z and 50 Cent. Commonly found gossiping, giving head, and making fried chicken.

My advice to YOU:

Eventually they'll die right? So. technically, if you kill yourself, you'll go to heaven, and fuck them.

Everything above my post is 100% correct and you should not even bother but if you really want to which I think you will then do this:

Their mothers think they are perfect angels right? well girls like this I have found like "hardcore" types but with sensative sides to them aswell. They like to be the "lion tamer" sort of thing. It is just really very hard to show this if you don't know them or have firends who are friends with them. Just find a way in like Ted Bundy would do...(joke) No seriously just go up to one and talk and be very fucking funny. They love that and try and get some good smelling aftershave, they also like that shit to. Be confident.



Good Luck.

Damn, I honestly didn't expect such good posts on this thread. You've all been of great help, and I think I'm a couple steps closer to getting some ass from one of these girls, I'll let you know on Friday.

I've noticed that when I smile, and act really active with whatever I'm doing, they pay a lot more attention to me, and seem more comfortable doing so. The biggest problem I've encountered is trying to be witty/funny/assholish yet still seem pretty interested, while acting natural..it's hard not to seem rushed, or say stupid shit.

quote:

"Then I see that every single one of them is wearing all Abercrombie & Fitch, Birkenstocks, and makeup seemingly applied with a shovel, and instantly I get disgusted and think, "stupid shallow bitches." It's the truth. "



That made my day, fucking hilarious.