ok, I ate my girlfriend out for the first time the other night. the thing had a smell, but I had heard from a friend that his gf's didn't taste like anything. So I started sucking on it and BAM. Theres this huge sour taste. I could only keep going for about 15 seconds, then I had to stop for a bit and finger her untill I could go again. But I felt kind of bad, because I barely ate her out, I mainly fingered her, and then she gave me like a 20 minute blowjob. So the simple thing would be my gf to do something down there to make it "so fresh and so clean". Yet, it's quite obvious that if anybody said something about that, theyd be the biggest assholes alive. Me and her are close, and I think one time I might be able to bring it up about how it kinda tastes weird and suggest something, but I have no fucking idea how I would say that. "yeah, your pussy tastes bad".

So, any suggestions?

get her into the bath somehow and then rub her pussy (which will clean it) and then she is ready for you to lick her out

It happens sometimes, if she is working, or someother physical activity. Sweat. Also, if you cum in her, and then eat her the next day, its bad, but thats easier to talk about, because its your fault. I just do what you did, and don't say anything, unless its really bad (usually because of cum in her)

Although I totally understand Devil'sAngel's feelings about this, I don't agree. YOU MUST TELL HER!! She should not taste or smell bad like that, so she obviously isn't aware of how offensive she is, or she isn't taking care of herself. Whether you are the girl or guy, when you go down on someone, it is a gift, and HE OR SHE OWES YOU a clean, healthy body. IT'S HER OBLIGATION to you, just as it would be yours to her if she were going down on you.

So, I don't care if it hurts her feelings or not.....YOU HAVE TO TELL HER!! She should be able to accept what you tell her without getting angry at you. Of course, she may be momentarily shocked, but not unlike how a guy might feel if someone told him that his fly was open as he walked around in public. The immediate reaction might be embarassment and hurt feelings, but he would soon feel thankful that someone had the courage to tell him before he walked around like that all day. If she gets angry at you, dump her. She obviously doesn't appreciate honesty, and would rather go on stinking than take care of her problem and make you happy. Love, Venus.

i agree with pretty pinay on this one.

Stab her with a knife.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Stab her with a knife.

As opposed to what? A dumptruck?

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Although I totally understand Devil'sAngel's feelings about this, I don't agree. YOU MUST TELL HER!! She should not taste or smell bad like that, so she obviously isn't aware of how offensive she is, or she isn't taking care of herself. Whether you are the girl or guy, when you go down on someone, it is a gift, and HE OR SHE OWES YOU a clean, healthy body. IT'S HER OBLIGATION to you, just as it would be yours to her if she were going down on you.

So, I don't care if it hurts her feelings or not.....YOU HAVE TO TELL HER!! She should be able to accept what you tell her without getting angry at you. Of course, she may be momentarily shocked, but not unlike how a guy might feel if someone told him that his fly was open as he walked around in public. The immediate reaction might be embarassment and hurt feelings, but he would soon feel thankful that someone had the courage to tell him before he walked around like that all day. If she gets angry at you, dump her. She obviously doesn't appreciate honesty, and would rather go on stinking than take care of her problem and make you happy. Love, Venus.



yeah but i have found out that all girls mell and taste diffrent. how bad is it, like what does it compare to?

I would never tell a girl she taseted bad.

You took the words out of my mouth pretty pinay.

I'm not sure if all soap burns chicks when they clean, but as far as I know, cleaning from front to back will help with the smell.

Still memorex, you're lucky enough to have your g/f let you eat her out. Mine won't let me do it. I think it's just because she's uncomfortable with her body or some stupid shit like that. But anyways thats my business. Good luck with her, whatever the outcome

Yes, absolutely, inform her. "Sour" is not a good sign. A woman's scent and taste will vary throughout the month, but if all is hygeinic it shouldn't be unpleasant. You might approach it with a "I notice sometimes there's an odd sour taste that isn't always there. I've heard this can be a sign of something you might need to have checked out." This is assuming you're teenagers. If she's a grown woman, this might not work.

Attempting to "over-clean" with lots of scrubbing and with actual soap or detergent bars can be counter-productive. Also, douching and those lousy "feminine sprays" can make problems worse. I've advised before that twice-daily cleansing with lots of water and a mild cleanser such as Cetaphil or Gerber Baby Wash (only the oatmeal kind). Touching up with baby wipes after using the bathroom can also help.

Really, some young girls simply aren't yet aware of proper cleaning in the vaginal area. Lots of changes occur during the teen years, and where a simple swipe in the shower used to be adequate, there comes the day when it's not enough.

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I read somewhere a glass of Cranberry Juice a day takes away the majority of taste and smell down there, so just get her hooked on the shit and problem solved.

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quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

As opposed to what? A dumptruck?

where the hell did you pull the dump truck bit from ???:S

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Well, you could bend the truth a little, come up with a white lie to ease the embarrassment of it for her. For instance, next time you get the chance to go down on her, if you notice the same bad taste you can stop and say something to the effect of:

"hmmm, something is different. Last time you tasted really good..."

to boost her ego and make her feel god about herself,

"...but this time you taste funny... in a bad way."

to let her know that it is something she should really take care of.

Of course, next time you go down on her the taste could be completely different. It does happen that occasionally you just get a 'bad batch'. 98% of the time my partner's cum is yummy, but once every great while I'll get a mouthfull of yuck. Diet has a huge effect on your body's taste/smell.

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quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

As opposed to what? A dumptruck?

How do you stab someone with a dumptruck?

quote:Originally posted by D-Loc 1605:

How do you stab someone with a dumptruck?

he's being facetious

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Venus, you are the woman. You said it perfectly. We owe it to ourselves and our partners to be hygenic and generally pleasant. You really can't expect someone to go through an awful experience every time they perform oral sex on you. That's just rude.

Talk to your girlfriend. If she has a good head on her shoulders she wont see it as an insult as much as information on a problem that she may need to get checked out, or even know that answer to herself.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Venus, you are the woman. You said it perfectly. We owe it to ourselves and our partners to be hygenic and generally pleasant. You really can't expect someone to go through an awful experience every time they perform oral sex on you. That's just rude.

Talk to your girlfriend. If she has a good head on her shoulders she wont see it as an insult as much as information on a problem that she may need to get checked out, or even know that answer to herself.

Omg i totaly forgot you were a girl. sorry little pea.

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Although I totally understand Devil'sAngel's feelings about this, I don't agree. YOU MUST TELL HER!! She should not taste or smell bad like that, so she obviously isn't aware of how offensive she is, or she isn't taking care of herself. Whether you are the girl or guy, when you go down on someone, it is a gift, and HE OR SHE OWES YOU a clean, healthy body. IT'S HER OBLIGATION to you, just as it would be yours to her if she were going down on you.

So, I don't care if it hurts her feelings or not.....YOU HAVE TO TELL HER!! She should be able to accept what you tell her without getting angry at you. Of course, she may be momentarily shocked, but not unlike how a guy might feel if someone told him that his fly was open as he walked around in public. The immediate reaction might be embarassment and hurt feelings, but he would soon feel thankful that someone had the courage to tell him before he walked around like that all day. If she gets angry at you, dump her. She obviously doesn't appreciate honesty, and would rather go on stinking than take care of her problem and make you happy. Love, Venus.

you make a good point (notice i deleted my post as i realized i just made a complete ass of myself) ... honesty is key, but i think also the way you tell someone should be important, constructive criticism is best not flat out "you stink" or something like that ... oh i don't know, it all depends on the type of person they are.

spose i was just giving my immediate reaction instead of the fact that yeah i'm glad he'd said something, also the situation was more, he'd never gone down on a girl before (i don't think..) and was a little unsure of it all ... who knows? anywho, you're absolutely right and now i feel all stupid. (hides in the corner staring at the wall)

Huh.

Lets just say I've eaten my fair share of squirrel over the years, as it is one of my favorite things. And I say that sometimes a girl can be totally clean, like stepped out of the shower clean and there still is a taste.

I find it strange when everyone here said that she must not keep herself clean or that you should tell her. This taste that I would say is sour almost like lemon juice is a natural fluid that is supposed to be there.

It is not abnormal unless every girl I've eaten out since I was 16 (7 years of box lunch) has had the same unclean pussy????

I'd be more inclined to just change your own mindset. Stop going down there thinking that it is gross and dirty and just enjoy it. Think about the taste next time you encounter it, it is a clean acid taste. Definitely not a yeasty, cheesy off taste.

Suck it up, go downtown and stop complaining.

Before you freak out and fly off the handle being dead-set honest, go down on her once or twice more. After all this was your only your first time.

In my humble experience, sometimes it's just worse than other times, as a couple people have mentioned. Perhaps her pants just weren't breathing well that day, or maybe it was a bad week. The pipes are complicated, and a lot of factors come into play here. Relax, there’s a pretty good chance she’s more aware of it than you are.

-Nocuous

My suggestion is to finger her again and get her really excited...then just stick your finger in her mouth...

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

My suggestion is to finger her again and get her really excited...then just stick your finger in her mouth...

ive done that before but its relly un reliable, ive gotten a few suprises.

what a load of shit. If pretty pinay is a chick she is a weird on at that.

I agree yucky pussies are not very appetising but its usually not the chicks fault.

How can u say ' they shouldnt smell like that and should be clean all th time" what a fucking stupid thing to say. Lik the boys said they only smell cause of sweat building up where the pieces of skin rub against each other and from the cum u put in hr ysterday.

I only agree with PRETTY PINAY if she is expecting to be licked out and still smells like shit then its her personal hygine.

But if u take her by suprise how can u xpect her to be prepared to be licked out when she has probablly been walking around all day and sweaty as a mutha fucker.

Think how mch the insides of your legs sweat when together on a hot day.

For a chick its ten times worse.

I don't know, I always enjoyed sweaty pussy on occasion, but I'm a pervert. I also like it after a (clean) piss and I even like a little red sauce sometimes, if you get me.

But, I don't enjoy any of those if it's been festering. Fresh snapper only for me.



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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I don't know, I always enjoyed sweaty pussy on occasion, but I'm a pervert. I also like it after a (clean) piss and I even like a little red sauce sometimes, if you get me.

But, I don't enjoy any of those if it's been festering. Fresh snapper only for me.

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have you seen a doctor about that?

Screw all the other solutions.

Go to grocery store. Buy some of those "Glade Oil" plugin things. Throw the socket thingy away, and whip out the replacement oil it comes with, be careful this shits strong. Alright. Pour it on ur girlfriends clit. She'll start screaming and crying, tell the bitch to shutup and threaten murdur. Alright.. after u pour it in, rub it in a couple times, go wash ur hands, and attach a sponge to a pole. Shove the spunge into the clit, to soak up any leftover oil/clit juice. Throw away pole/sponge. If you have a love for cinnamon/honey/whipped cream/strawberries/greasy italian pizza. Feel free to shove some in there, dont worry, its healthy for her. Last but not least shove a bottle of cough syrup up her asshole, y'know, cuz you can.

In my experience, a girl doesn't generally taste her best if she hasn't had a shower that day. Also, if she is not turned on, then turn her on before you go down on her. Otherwise the first few minutes will be a bit bitter. And just remeber, it wont always taste the same. Be prepared for variation.

disfuckinggusting

quote:Originally posted by LuvBuds:

what a load of shit. If pretty pinay is a chick she is a weird on at that.

I agree yucky pussies are not very appetising but its usually not the chicks fault.

How can u say ' they shouldnt smell like that and should be clean all th time" what a fucking stupid thing to say. Lik the boys said they only smell cause of sweat building up where the pieces of skin rub against each other and from the cum u put in hr ysterday.

I only agree with PRETTY PINAY if she is expecting to be licked out and still smells like shit then its her personal hygine.

But if u take her by suprise how can u xpect her to be prepared to be licked out when she has probablly been walking around all day and sweaty as a mutha fucker.

Think how mch the insides of your legs sweat when together on a hot day.

For a chick its ten times worse.

be that as it may ... when i'm expectin/hopin to be gettin licked out i'd make it an extra point to try and be adequately clean (appearance/smell and such ... whatever i can do) down there cuz you never know when. but meh. still i wouldn't have known/wanted to do so unless the guy told me.

on another note... if you have the time, just take a bath/shower together then you'll know you're both clean.

Well, I learned two very important things growing up, both of them had been told to me by my dad.

He said to me "Son, there are two things in this world that smell like a fish, and a fish is one of them." .

He also said "If you can get past the smell you've got her licked." .

On a more serious note. I would try it a few more times and then make my judgements.I personally think it's more of an aquired taste. Also, yeah it helps to turn them on too.

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dude i ate out my girl once when i was really wasted, when she asked me the next time i told her the truth, i didnt like the aftertaste and even though she shaved it was still not the most pleasant experience, tell her, she wont get pissed, like you know shes probabley gonna be feel wierd for a bit, but then again it depends on how close you guys are