Someone please tell me what it takes for you to get a hard on? All my girl has to do is rub up against me like 2 times near my crotch, not even in a sexual way and I will start to rise up, not even halfway, but still. I dont know what it is.

....I just feel like a retard, like I shouldnt start to get aroused for no reason like that. Even if we just hold hands, I begin to think about her, and sometimes, like once or twice out of like 10 times we hold hands, I will get aroused a little, not much though.

[This message has been edited by ripple (edited 03-27-2004).]

Because you're a guy. Your hormones are going haywire and the primative part of your subconscience is screaming "I WANNA FUCK!!!!!"

i get hard just by gettin off with a girl, provided i think shes nice and sexy.

I get boners all of the time. Not as frequent as I used to, but still about two a day. When I am with my girl, all it takes is a kiss...

The average heterosexual human male is very easily aroused.

That goes for the males of almost every other species, too. It's just the way we're wired. Be glad you can get them so easily, seriously. Old people can't.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

The average heterosexual human male is very easily aroused.

That goes for the males of almost every other species, too. It's just the way we're wired. Be glad you can get them so easily, seriously. Old people can't.

Listen here ya young lil whippersnapper...

Us old people CAN... and that's the truth.

-Extant

please never start a thread with OMFG

Sorry about the OMFG.

It's VERY normal, I think, so don't worry or be embarassed about it!! Actually, we think it's cute, and it makes us feel sort of powerful and good, when it's happening to you. Love, Venus,

boners are healthy. And yeah, we're wired like that.. so be happy.

...it's only unhealthy to get boners when it is caused by another man. Then it just gets gross.

AS88

quote:Originally posted by American Socialist 88:



...it's only unhealthy to get boners when it is caused by another man. Then it just gets gross.



uh-oh.

lol

regular confession to your local priest will help you overcome this annoying problem...

Hey. Don't worry about it dude. Just be happy it gets up so easy. Some aren't as lucky at all. I'm proud that i get that going on with my girlfriend easily. That arouses her too.

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

regular confession to your local priest will help you overcome this annoying problem...

thats cruel and unusual, lol

...and possibly followed by illegalalitys...

quote:Originally posted by ripple:

Sorry about the OMFG.

Don't be his bitch. Be a man. Stand up for yourself and tell him to fuck off.

Lack of confidence in yourself is why you're insecure about your boners.

Edit. 'OMFG' might be lame, but don't let stupid people correct you.

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quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

Don't be his bitch. Be a man. Stand up for yourself and tell him to fuck off.

Lack of confidence in yourself is why you're insecure about your boners.

Edit. 'OMFG' might be lame, but don't let stupid people correct you.

[This message has been edited by DeAtHsTyLe (edited 03-28-2004).]

I think I like ripple, Im going to take ripple under my wing and show him what it means to be a totstinan.

does that include visits to a priest?

i get that just looking at a girl

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

regular confession to your local priest will help you overcome this annoying problem...

Annoying problem of what, being an anal virgin?

i have a friend who recorded a confession about having mad sex and shit...

Its too long to transcribe now, but its funny enough that i'll do it later.

What are you whining about? I get spontainious wood all the fucking time seriously, ALL THE DAMN TIME AND FOR NO FUCKING REASON, I guess you just can't keep a good man down.

But the worst was during this mass in chruch I had to attend and I was wearing these tight jeans, it was fucking bad, here I am with some serious tentpole action and I'm doing my best to cover this bad boy with that song sheet they give you, but then it gets to the point where everyones standing and kneeling and standing and kneeling again, so I've got one leg on the kneeler and one leg on the floor trying to disguise the fact that my pocket rocket was ready for launch, and then its kneeling time and so I have my hands cupping it trying to contain the fire while thinking of the most repugnet shit in order to put it out.

Then to my horror its communion time and everyones walking past me bumping it, just making things worse while I have the song paper bent with a slight cuveiture so as to impede the view on all sides of my happy hound. It didn't go down for like an hour. That day was fucked and the thing was it came out of nowhere for no reason.

I also used to get them in my Religion class (compulsery for the school I went to, I'm an unbeliver) but that's just because my teacher was hotter then a matchhead, but still a crazy nun bitch.

[This message has been edited by The Cooler King (edited 03-28-2004).]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's why I don't go to church... the thought of defiling a hot ass nun... mmm. lmao

My shit gets hard if the wind blows the wrong way

This is a serious disease.

Suicide is the only way.

Sorry buddy.

Yo I'm curious about what girls think when guys get boners. Are they happy or embarrassed? I read what pretty pinay

said, do all girls think that way?

If girls do like it, therfore we should make no effort to hide it.

Man I always get boners in 2nd period right before the bell rings. My worst boner story involved giving an oral prsentation in front of the whole freaking class.

quote:Originally posted by Silent1Mark:

My shit gets hard if the wind blows the wrong way

Bwahahahahaha!

quote:Originally posted by Silent1Mark:

My shit gets hard if the wind blows the wrong way

Really? What does your dick do?

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

It's VERY normal, I think, so don't worry or be embarassed about it!! Actually, we think it's cute, and it makes us feel sort of powerful and good, when it's happening to you. Love, Venus,

Yeah exactly, my boyfriend gets a boner whenever i rub up against him or if someitmes we're just kissing. I think it's so cute and we usually just laugh about it, he thinks it's funny when he does that:P

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

It's VERY normal, I think, so don't worry or be embarassed about it!! Actually, we think it's cute, and it makes us feel sort of powerful and good, when it's happening to you. Love, Venus,

true dat.

quote:Originally posted by Noisy Anus:

Really? What does your dick do?

He cuts it up and sells it.

Where do you think the phrase "That's good shit." came from?

fuck man, i had on some loose crotch wind breakers once, and i'll be fucked if i had to do some fucking oral presentation at a god damned ASSEMBLY. i got up there and started talking , and this chick in the frnt row starts winking at me and shit, and BAM! i was up like a nigger smellin' ribs, bad thing is, everyone noticed. they had to take me off stage to calm down the fucking assembly. but i hooked up with her, so it was okay i guess

quote:Originally posted by ripple:

Someone please tell me what it takes for you to get a hard on? All my girl has to do is rub up against me like 2 times near my crotch, not even in a sexual way and I will start to rise up, not even halfway, but still. I dont know what it is.

....I just feel like a retard, like I shouldnt start to get aroused for no reason like that. Even if we just hold hands, I begin to think about her, and sometimes, like once or twice out of like 10 times we hold hands, I will get aroused a little, not much though.

[This message has been edited by ripple (edited 03-27-2004).]

Dont stress out stud this is normal.