I don't know where to post this but i want to know:

I am a sixteen year old male. I want to know wether masturbation causes freckles on the face. If so then is there a way to masturbate without causing the freckles?

Freckles on the face? No. But my most reliable sources indicate it does indeed cause hair to grow on the palms.

I heard you can go blind.

masterbating more than once a week can cause cancer.

What kind of shelterd, deluded life do you live in?

Touching your penis will cause it to mutate into a monster and rip your face off.

^^^ hes lying to you^^^^

quote:Originally posted by Spliced Ice:

What kind of shelterd, deluded life do you live in?

Touching your penis will cause it to mutate into a monster and rip your face off.

YOU MEAN I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS PROBLEM?! THANK GOD!!! WHAT MEDICATION DO YOU TAKE?? OR WHAT DID YOU DO ???//

Peter Griffin: Why are all of the dinosaurs extinct?

Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!



Anyways, I don't believe that masturbation, as long as it is under 3 times a day, can hurt you in any way but chaffing...

quote:Originally posted by bilzo:

Peter Griffin: Why are all of the dinosaurs extinct?

Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!



Anyways, I don't believe that masturbation, as long as it is under 3 times a day, can hurt you in any way but chaffing...



i love family guy, i cant wait till they bring it back. yeah chaffing sucks.

Actually, it's the freckles causing the desire to masturbate... proven medical discovery, errr if I can find the link I'll post it.

-Extant

quote:Originally posted by southernsun:

masterbating more than once a week can cause cancer.

shit, im dead

Has anyone seen that internet banner "every time you masterbate god kills a kitten" hehe.

Stroke it in the dark, that way you can't see the freckles... fuck all man, is sex education really this bad?

Sex education isn't this bad. He's just an idiot

quote:Originally posted by southernsun:

masterbating more than once a week can cause cancer.

It actually prevents cancer, men who ejaculate regularly have less chances of prostate cancer.

21 times a week, I'm definitely safe.

Freckles are so cute! I like freckles on the face...i dont love body freckles as much, but i think face ones are too cute.

If masturbating causes freckles, we should all do it more.

quote:Originally posted by hannahmanson666:

Has anyone seen that internet banner "every time you masterbate god kills a kitten" hehe.



my freind printed it out and braight it to school and we were laughing histerically and my techer snatched it out of his out and looked at it and frowned. I was laughing so hard i think i hurt something.

quote:Originally posted by hannahmanson666:

Has anyone seen that internet banner "every time you masterbate god kills a kitten" hehe.

i love that banner

This is what happens in George Bush's Religious right America, we can't tell kids it's ok to beat the meat since the bible might (but doesn't actually say it) say it is bad.

CONNECT THE DOTS ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

thats always fun.

RHT