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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-26, 16:14
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proofisoutthere 
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Congratulate me for I am man.
I was with me girl last night and we were pig fucking (no romatic shit) really fucking each others brains out. When we broke my bed and she threw out her back. It was all good and she loved it all up to the point to she fucked her back. But I am a happy man.
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#2
 2004-03-26, 16:49
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
Fess up! She didn't "throw out her back". No. She busted her ass for you!
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#3
 2004-03-26, 17:00
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
It's good to know that putting your dick in someone makes you a man. Way to go.
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#4
 2004-03-26, 18:05
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
No your not a man there a no real men in this day and age, old guys over 70 are real men but thats it.
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#5
 2004-03-26, 20:04
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Tesseract 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
Forgetting your grandkids' names and where you put your glasses is manly? It's very clear what you meant, since you provided such a concise definition of manhood in your post.
Holy crap, the guy's just happy he had some wild sex last night, and (some of) you guys want to tear him a new one for it? Black coffee's less bitter.
[This message has been edited by Tesseract (edited 03-26-2004).]
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#6
 2004-03-26, 20:11
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by casperc:
No your not a man there a no real men in this day and age, old guys over 70 are real men but thats it.
I like this thinking, but I would adjust the number down a tad, to dudes like me over 50.
Seriously, having sex doesn't make a guy a man. Having responsibility for a family does.
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#7
 2004-03-26, 22:11
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by Tesseract:
Forgetting your grandkids' names and where you put your glasses is manly? It's very clear what you meant, since you provided such a concise definition of manhood in your post.
There was this thing in the 40's...
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#8
 2004-03-26, 22:14
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Pisshead 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
Sex is one step closer to a man is what im getting at.
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#9
 2004-03-26, 22:34
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SupaAznPirate 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
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#10
 2004-03-27, 00:16
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KidKelko 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
Was this your first time having sex? I hope you get that chick pregnant. Have a kid and we'll see how manly you really are. As you work at Burger King for the rest of your life trying to bring home a paycheck so your baby will have a roof over it's head. Or just be a deadbeat dad, yeah, fucking manly.
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#11
 2004-03-27, 01:44
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by Tesseract:
Holy crap, the guy's just happy he had some wild sex last night, and (some of) you guys want to tear him a new one for it?
[This message has been edited by Tesseract (edited 03-26-2004).]
lol, it's his girlfriend that tore a new one
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#12
 2004-03-27, 05:54
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
It's good to know that putting your dick in someone makes you a man. Way to go.
That and a pair of testicles.
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#13
 2004-03-27, 06:23
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PaperSwansAreFun 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by casperc:
No your not a man there a no real men in this day and age, old guys over 70 are real men but thats it.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a man, I have a penis.
You don't make sense.
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#14
 2004-03-27, 06:25
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Lazzaro 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by DOCTORGONZO409:
That and a pair of testicles.
Since when, while having sex do you put your testicles in someone? What kind of sex are you into?
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#15
 2004-03-27, 09:30
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casperc 
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Re: Congratulate me for I am man.
quote:Originally posted by PaperSwansAreFun:
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a man, I have a penis.
You don't make sense.
Your a male yes, but not a man your a boy,and always will be a boy.What makes a man is providing for his family working no matter how much your job sucks and not whining about it.Sitting at your computer on totse does not make you a man.
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