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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-10, 22:52
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my girlfreind wants to have sex
me and my girlfreind r 14 and see wants to have sex but i dont want to yet. i dont want her to think im scared or lose her cos shes so damn hot. any ideas
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#2
 2004-03-10, 22:58
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Uh?
http://cloud.faereal.net/Pictures/Dir_!/Funny%20Pictures/WrongForum.jpg
[This message has been edited by Dazer (edited 03-10-2004).]
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#3
 2004-03-10, 23:12
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by samuelbrind:
me and my girlfreind r 14 and see wants to have sex but i dont want to yet. i dont want her to think im scared or lose her cos shes so damn hot. any ideas
you fucking idiot this is science not sex
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#4
 2004-03-11, 00:04
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
^ diddo
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#5
 2004-03-11, 00:38
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
id just like to say... 14yr olds should not have sex.. im sorry... my opinion.. but for real... she would probably do it with anyone right about now and most likely will... if you do or dont...
just remeber... wear a rubber... you dont wanna fuck your life up
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#6
 2004-03-11, 00:57
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
yes they should makestro.
oh and yeah wear a condom 
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#7
 2004-03-11, 01:52
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Makestro:
id just like to say... 14yr olds should not have sex.
I agree with you here. I lost my virginity when I was that young with my boyfriend, it was a mutal wanting kind of. But, it was the worst thing I ever did, if I could go back I wouldn't have. But kids are doing things at a younger age, nothing to really stop it.
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#8
 2004-03-11, 10:02
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
post it in the right forum for a start.
die.
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#9
 2004-03-11, 14:37
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Ddog:
you fucking idiot this is science not sex
Hahah Sex of the Damned
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#10
 2004-03-11, 18:31
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Phantom 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Thought this would be locked by now... Hmm... Honest mistake probably, S&A is right by Science, of course... but damn. Slacking mods or something.
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#11
 2004-03-12, 00:06
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BobBarker 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Use a condom...
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#12
 2004-03-12, 00:16
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HeeT 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
If you're not ready for sex, don't have it. Get a blow job and you'll still be the man in your group of friends. Trust me when I say, in a couple years you'll thank me a million times if you get a BJ, but dont do it if your girl only feals pressured into doing it!
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#13
 2004-03-12, 00:21
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Makestro:
wear a rubber...
wear two.... just to be safe
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#14
 2004-03-12, 00:28
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
"par·a·nor·mal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-nôrml)
adj.
Beyond the range of normal experience or scientific explanation"
You people stop flaming him and stuff. according to the above description from dictionary.com, his girlfriend wanting to have sex with him is pretty Paranormal. SO BACK OFF >=(
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#15
 2004-03-12, 00:28
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Actually wearing two is more likely to tear and therefore be less effective.
Unless you're trying to fuck him over in that case just tell the kid to tap that ass.
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#16
 2004-03-12, 00:35
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Phantom 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Where are the mods?
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#17
 2004-03-12, 08:20
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Don't ware a rubber. It will be embaracing when its to big to fit on you're pin dick. Get the bitch knocked up, have a kid at 15, then commit suicide. Or instead of having a kid, Just commit suicide.... Do the world a favour.
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#18
 2004-03-12, 12:54
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Darius 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Maybe his girlfriend is a ghost.
That just happens to be haunting a sock puppet his hand is in.
There was another line of this, but I forgot it. Well, at least this is creative mockery, instead of uR gAY!!
BTW, uR gAY!!
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#19
 2004-03-14, 00:21
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by samuelbrind:
me and my girlfreind r 14 and see wants to have sex but i dont want to yet. i dont want her to think im scared or lose her cos shes so damn hot. any ideas
Shit do it!!!! man what are you saying? just go ahead and do it,just use a condom so she won't get pregnant or just cum outside her pussy
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#20
 2004-03-14, 05:13
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by SilentKill:
Don't ware a rubber. It will be embaracing when its to big to fit on you're pin dick. Get the bitch knocked up, have a kid at 15, then commit suicide. Or instead of having a kid, Just commit suicide.... Do the world a favour.
Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser. Stop telling people to "kill yourself do the world a favor." I've seen it so much and it's just fucking annoying. This was probably an honest mistake and will eventually be corrected.
rM
P.S. Do you need a hug?
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#21
 2004-03-14, 05:59
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Do it damnit! This is like the 2nd post today I've read of guys asking if they should have sex..I mean jesus. I'd jump at the chance. You'll never have sex with a girl that tight and have it be legal again, so get it while it's legal my friend.
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#22
 2004-03-15, 13:47
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SilentKill 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by rebMA:
Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser. Stop telling people to "kill yourself do the world a favor." I've seen it so much and it's just fucking annoying. This was probably an honest mistake and will eventually be corrected.
rM
P.S. Do you need a hug?
Man i understand where you are coming from, Just i'm sick of the hundreds and hundreds of posts coming from loosers who ask "a chixzor lo0kd @ m3 fuNny Duz sh3 lke me?" and "how do i ask a girl out" and "theres dis grl dat wants 2 hav sexor wit me" etc.
Why can't they just read one of the other tards threads, they are all the same just with different names, all pathetic!
It is not hard to ask a girl out / have sex. Totse is not for 12 year olds who think they are all k3wl and shit. Its for half decent people with a fucking brain (and Racists).
Oh and if it was an "honest mistake" What a dumb fuck. I wreckon he just wants people he has never met to think he is soooo cool cos he is 14 and could have sex with something besides his vacuum cleaner.
And i have not seen it corrected.
Enough Bitching for the moment.
no, wait....
And im a pathetic looser.... Look at the poster of this thread. People like that need to be put in a box and mailed to ethiopia as food aid and eaten.
As Snoopy would say "Idiot"
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#23
 2004-03-16, 09:24
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by CamoCougar:
wear two.... just to be safe
Dont do this because the friction of the 2 condoms rubbing together will cause them to break. Good ol sunday night sex show. never miss it.
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#24
 2004-03-16, 23:50
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Have you told her how you feel?
Why do you think that you'll lose her?
What's the reason she wants to have sex with you? She loves you? Or she's horny?
How long have you too been going out?
What age you have sex doesn't matter, just who you have sex with, and the reasons why you're having sex with them.
Oh and your first time shouldn't just be casual. It should mean something to both of you.
Oh and I watch that show too lol
The old woman rocks! :P
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#25
 2004-03-19, 02:56
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Heres some real advice. (Besides DONE wear 2 condoms, they WILL rip)
When ever she makes any sort of move, totaly reject her. Then like a little later go in and flirt with her alot, so then she'll make another move then reject her again. Keep repeating the procces until she learns and stops making the moves, then you go in and you will get her.
I Dont know what it is, but chicks like the 'tease' a whole lot. So just play up with that.
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#26
 2004-03-19, 04:46
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Im in the closed topic 
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#27
 2004-03-19, 07:35
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
yeah your momma should have used a rubber because then we wouldn't have awful jackasses writing idiotic forums in the wrong topic margin...shit...
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#28
 2004-03-19, 08:29
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SilentKill 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Please JCX or Dark_Magneto, close this thread!
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#29
 2004-03-19, 09:05
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Lionhart 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:
post it in the right forum for a start.
die.
Your such a cunt, god.
You need to get laid.
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#30
 2004-03-19, 23:33
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Wherever there's consciousness
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Physically a woman is ripe for a good pipe around 17-26(yet can have children as early as 12) and reach their sexual peaks around 30-43. Men on the other hand, reach their sexual peak from 16-24, and are good to produce offspring from 14-76. Studies have also found that men and women who have children young, put the child to higher risk of birth defects.
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#31
 2004-03-20, 01:23
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by SilentKill:
Please JCX or Dark_Magneto, close this thread!
I haven't seen JCX post in the whole time I've been here. I havent been here too long I guess, but I did a search and it turned up with nothing
Maybe I'm confused
[This message has been edited by dearestnight_falcon (edited 03-20-2004).]
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#32
 2004-03-20, 06:23
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
dude i wish i had sex when i was 14.DO IT i say.yes yes this is the wrong thread im sure u know that already.but seriously man id go for it.ya kno,before the PMS makes her too crazy...after the first few years of that shit it seems to turn em all crazy..
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#33
 2004-03-20, 14:57
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Wheres a mod when you need em?
And kid you are a pussy, hit that shit so she doesnt realise what a total fagot you are.
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#34
 2004-03-21, 12:20
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by NormlDrGonzo:
And kid you are a pussy, hit that shit so she doesnt realise what a total fagot you are.
what a complete idiot, sex is one of the worst plagues on the planet, stay away from it kid.
Wineblood
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#35
 2004-03-21, 12:55
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
I, being of your age say the following:
If you say you aren't ready, then don't do it. If your afraid you're going to lose her then she's probably just been shoving her fingers in her pussy too long and is dying to have a go with something other than herself and pickles.
You wouldn't pressure her into it, would you? If she's trying to force you into it, then ditch her. It'll just cause problems.
Maybe you're not in the mood. Think it over for a bit. In fact, forget anyone in this topic said anythihng about it.
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#36
 2004-03-21, 13:18
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:
Do it damnit! This is like the 2nd post today I've read of guys asking if they should have sex..I mean jesus. I'd jump at the chance. You'll never have sex with a girl that tight and have it be legal again, so get it while it's legal my friend.
they are both 14.. its not legal
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#37
 2004-03-23, 18:54
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
-puts on my r kelly mask-
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#38
 2004-03-23, 19:44
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
my advice is "Sex and Affection"
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#39
 2004-03-24, 22:55
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by mindnumbinglyintresting:
dude i wish i had sex when i was 14.DO IT i say.yes yes this is the wrong thread im sure u know that already.but seriously man id go for it.ya kno,before the PMS makes her too crazy...after the first few years of that shit it seems to turn em all crazy..
Good pussy is never wasted in a bad thread.
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#40
 2004-03-24, 22:57
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by th3uns33n:
they are both 14.. its not legal
it's legal as long as they are under 18.
in some states here in the southern u.s.,
you would be real suprised about some of da laws.
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#41
 2004-03-25, 09:01
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
If she wants to have sex she will, and if wont give her what she wants she'll happily cheat on you when a very seductive experienced fella comes along.my adive get it b4 you lose it. she wants to doit. go for it.you'll regret not doin it later on.and if yur both virgins, no real point in a rubber, just make sure you pull yur little weewee out b4 you orgasm. 
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#42
 2004-03-25, 11:12
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
why is this thread still on the first page?
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#43
 2004-03-25, 11:57
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
I hope they both get Aids.
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#44
 2004-03-25, 17:33
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Wineblood64:
what a complete idiot, sex is one of the worst plagues on the planet, stay away from it kid.
Wineblood
Sounds like the talk of a 24 year old virgin to me.
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#45
 2004-03-25, 18:18
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by FUELTBIACID:
it's legal as long as they are under 18.
in some states here in the southern u.s.,
you would be real suprised about some of da laws.
I don't believe that. You have probably both to be 16 or 17 for it to be legal.
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#46
 2004-03-25, 18:23
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Uncus 
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Satans_Prodigy:
If she wants to have sex she will, and if wont give her what she wants she'll happily cheat on you when a very seductive experienced fella comes along.my adive get it b4 you lose it. she wants to doit. go for it.you'll regret not doin it later on.and if yur both virgins, no real point in a rubber, just make sure you pull yur little weewee out b4 you orgasm.
That last thing is actually bad advice. That's not a trustworthy method and she can easily get pregnant all the same.
But relating to the first part of your post, I once replied in almost identical a way to a similar sort of question. I wouldn't trust her NOT to cheat on you if she really wants it, unless maybe you are able to talk very well together. As you said, all it takes might be an experienced guy who doesn't give a damn.
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#47
 2004-03-26, 00:07
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Jumping jesus in a peachtree, why the fuck is this thread still alive?

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#48
 2004-03-26, 00:39
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by FUELTBIACID:
it's legal as long as they are under 18.
in some states here in the southern u.s.,
you would be real suprised about some of da laws.
explain the laws
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#49
 2004-03-26, 03:28
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
quote:Originally posted by Wineblood64:
what a complete idiot, sex is one of the worst plagues on the planet, stay away from it kid.
Wineblood
sounds like a fat ugly self-hating miserable femminist who never got a date in highschool and is now a "lesbian" (not by choice,of course) who wants to make the world as miserable as she is.have a fucking horrible life you bitCh 
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#50
 2004-03-26, 10:03
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
We need a Mod in here, do the mods even do what they are supposed to...
Come on guys.. CLOSE IT! WRONG FORUM!!!
We should get a new mod here.
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#51
 2004-03-27, 05:33
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Tell her, if she wanted you that bad, she would wait. DAMN SON!!! You have like 70 years ahead of you!@!! Thats pleanty time to get laid. I diddnt' lose my virginity till I was 18. And it was only becuase I was jelous of my freind. Crappy reason. Don't do anything your gonna regret.
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#52
 2004-03-27, 06:36
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Re: my girlfreind wants to have sex
Have sex with her you pussy. Just remember, never go out in the rain without your rain coat.
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