http://www.suntimes.com/output/berman/cst-ftr-berman22.html

Yes, another news listing, but upon finding this article, I felt it deserved to have a link find its home here on our S&A forum, and to maybe dilute some "gotta fuck a girl, or bitching ex'es". Not to hurt anyones feelings or to incite anger.

So let's bring out the discussion on it all.

but I am not going to start, I keep smelling pot wafting in through the window here at work.

Addendum: I know this is a particularly bland news article despite the subject material. I could always send you people to "Talk Sex With Sue".

[This message has been edited by Mahimaki (edited 03-25-2004).]

yeah that kinda sounds like a talk sex, aka sunday night sex show. I love sue shes my fav old lady who talks about sex.

Yeah, its a good show, but I find it unsettling to be hearing an old wrinkly woman talking about sex and fingering a guys bunghole..

But the sex toy reviews are good, robosuck II.... ROFLMAO

quote:Originally posted by Mahimaki:

Yeah, its a good show, but I find it unsettling to be hearing an old wrinkly woman talking about sex and fingering a guys bunghole..

But the sex toy reviews are good, robosuck II.... ROFLMAO

have yu ever seen the one where she talks about the pearly dragon, I kind of want that for own collection, ( i dont have one but if i did) she makes it sound amazing.LMAO eww i just got this pic of her using it GAH now i dont want it.

oh yeah sue, do it like that,

Work it baby, work it

As for collections... Too many, then too little, then a few.

You gotta love adventurous girlfriends.

quote:Originally posted by Mahimaki:

oh yeah sue, do it like that,

Work it baby, work it

As for collections... Too many, then too little, then a few.

You gotta love adventurous girlfriends.

yeah i wish i had one right now. Damn, I also wish i had a sammich. I need to find a kinky GF.

Kinky girls are fun.

Because of my past girls... I have spent and amassed a collection of toys, well over 700 dollars worth. And it was all fun.

But word of caution, dont use swedish erotica cinammon warming lube. That shit burns like hell, but it stays slick for longer than usual lubes.

She got a nice little dollop on her hand then began to cover my "wang" in it, and then a few seconds later I thought my dick was burning off.

But she reciprocated it onherself and scorched her little quim.

Boredom makes us do crazy things, well here it goes.

In my blooming sexlife I have owned:

25x normal plastic plain vibrators

2x waterproof jel-lee vibes

53x vibrating eggs, bullets

1 blow up doll

10x false vagina (masturbatory sleeves)

6x sets of restraint equipment (Tera Patrick faux fur set was my favorite)

3x blindfold masks

6x rabbit(clitterific) vibes ranging in price and design

4x flex-o-vibes (like a wand with a vibe on the end)

6x butt plugs

8x cock rings

5x mutual stimulation items (goes on guy and pleases both)

3x butterfly type vibes

3x pocket rocket types (very strong vibes)

2x penis pumps

1x regular insertion item (it was flesh colored, shaped like a stick and had a handle and a round ball on the end)

2x vibrating thongs/underwear

1x vibe thong for men

1x strapon girl/guy type (girl or guy can wear, never got to use it though)

1x hitachi wand

2x ankle restraints

3x pairs of handcuffs

1x stereo system (modified for electric play )

After all this and how much my life has been full of sex, I still call myself a non-sexual person. It's easiest to lie to yourself.

Addendum:

1x clit pump

2x nipple pumps

2x nipple clamps & chains.

And yes, I am a freak. A bored freak



[This message has been edited by Mahimaki (edited 03-25-2004).]

^^^^FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK

and i didnt say i meant that in a bad way.

Sue Sucks

Rhona Raskin Rules

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

yeah i wish i had one right now. Damn, I also wish i had a sammich. I need to find a kinky GF.

Only 3 more posts and you hit the 1000.

Just thought I would say something about that.

The lady who wrote that is really good. She has a show with her sister on discovery health. If i am up and home and bored and its on, i will watch it. It could teach us girls and boys a lot.

Having said that, the ABSOLUTE BEST sex education show/discussion is definatly loveline. It is hilarious at times, yet it taught me so much throughout the years I listened to it. You don't get too much sex advice, but you could learn a lot about health (both sexual and just plain health) etc. Dr. Drew is my hero. He is just so smart. Too bad it got taken off the air in my area. If anyone happens to know an online radio that plays loveline regularly, I would love you if you told me. I miss it desperatly.

"For the couple looking for a vibrator to spice things up, there is an array to choose from, not to mention the remote control vibrating panties that can add a whole new dimension to your next romantic night out."

I'll be damned if I'm gonna forget these fuckers exist.

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

Having said that, the ABSOLUTE BEST sex education show/discussion is definatly loveline. It is hilarious at times, yet it taught me so much throughout the years I listened to it. You don't get too much sex advice, but you could learn a lot about health (both sexual and just plain health) etc. Dr. Drew is my hero. He is just so smart. Too bad it got taken off the air in my area. If anyone happens to know an online radio that plays loveline regularly, I would love you if you told me. I miss it desperatly.

Dr. Drew is great. The people who call in are fucking retarded. That's the only reason I stopped watching/listening to it.

It's one thing to read dumb questions on here- it's the internet, and it's extremely easy to toss out random stupidity without thinking about it. But people who take the time to call a radio/TV show are going through a lot more effort, which means they feel their question or concern is that much more important and absolutely needs to be addressed by a professional, as opposed to the motley crew of sages we have 'round &TOTSE way.

I can sort of understand something like, "My boyfriend beats me up and regularly rapes me in the ass, but I love him so much. What should I do?" showing up here. The answer might be obvious, but sometimes people will ask dumb shit just to get a lot of voices saying what they already know is the right answer. To say it in front of a national audience means you're either a complete asshole for wasting everyone's time with something that should be inherently obvious or you're so goddamn stupid you need to be cleansed from the gene pool.