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 #1 
Old 2004-03-25, 06:09
smoketheweed smoketheweed is offline
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one of my sisters freinds is really sexy and im pretty much sure she likes me.well she is comin round to my house next friday then my moms gonna drop her back at her house but first were gonna stop at walmart cos my mom wants to get a new fucking tv (cos the other ones bullshit).

well me and this girl will proberly wate in the car. cos my mom will be in walmart for about 40 mins any ideas how i can let this girl no i want to have sex with her and fuck

her in the car.
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Old 2004-03-25, 06:14
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quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

one of my sisters freinds is really sexy and im pretty much sure she likes me.well she is comin round to my house next friday then my moms gonna drop her back at her house but first were gonna stop at walmart cos my mom wants to get a new fucking tv (cos the other ones bullshit).

well me and this girl will proberly wate in the car. cos my mom will be in walmart for about 40 mins any ideas how i can let this girl no i want to have sex with her and fuck

her in the car.



Oh man that a touchy one, i havent even talked to my sisters best friend who i am amazingly in love with. Think about your sister, I know mine would snap if I touched her best friend. talk to your sister aobut it first.
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Old 2004-03-25, 07:08
[G-Prime] [G-Prime] is offline
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Pff. ignore the guy above. Screw what your sister thinks. If you like her, then go for it. If she likes you, and she shows it, then thats good already, because it shows she isn't afraid of what your sister thinks about you/her. But as to sex in the car.. well.. fuck.. the car will smell and your mom will pick it up right away.. and.. god.. it's in a parking lot.. what makes you think people wouldn't notice? Anyways no.. I would suggest doing it somewhere else.. If you two like each other, then start letting her know, and work up to fucking her somewhere nice. I've never met a chick that would fuck in the parking lot first time with circumstances such as these. (from a 16 year old's perspective) and since you didn't mention your age, but did mention your mom driving you, etc, I'm guessing you're below 18. So.. follow my advice if you like. Just don't blame me if you mom finishes shopping early, or she picks up the smell, or people see you. Anyways I need sleep. L8r dude. Good Luck.
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Old 2004-03-25, 07:13
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quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

Pff. ignore the guy above. Screw what your sister thinks. If you like her, then go for it. If she likes you, and she shows it, then thats good already, because it shows she isn't afraid of what your sister thinks about you/her. But as to sex in the car.. well.. fuck.. the car will smell and your mom will pick it up right away.. and.. god.. it's in a parking lot.. what makes you think people wouldn't notice? Anyways no.. I would suggest doing it somewhere else.. If you two like each other, then start letting her know, and work up to fucking her somewhere nice. I've never met a chick that would fuck in the parking lot first time with circumstances such as these. (from a 16 year old's perspective) and since you didn't mention your age, but did mention your mom driving you, etc, I'm guessing you're below 18. So.. follow my advice if you like. Just don't blame me if you mom finishes shopping early, or she picks up the smell, or people see you. Anyways I need sleep. L8r dude. Good Luck.

Do you have a sister? have you liked her best friend? probably not, I know that my sister would kill me if i touched her friend.

Dont fuck her in the car. You cant just be liek hey wanna fuck, first off shell tell your sister, then your mom will know then your fucked. You have to work it up to that.
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Old 2004-03-25, 19:05
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If you're dumb enough to expect her to fuck you in a parking lot while you're mom's buying a TV I can only hope that she picks up on your ignorance and kicks you in nuts or something.
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Old 2004-03-25, 19:52
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quote:Originally posted by DOCTORGONZO409:

If you're dumb enough to expect her to fuck you in a parking lot while you're mom's buying a TV I can only hope that she picks up on your ignorance and kicks you in nuts or something.

HAHAHAHa, and wouldnt your sisters friend want to go in to the store and not sit in a car with a creep like you for 45 mins. and i think you mom might want you to go with her. and wouldnt your sister be with you. YOu really didnt think this throught did you?
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Old 2004-03-25, 22:20
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Yeah man...Sisters can be bitches at times.

My sister brought a friend home who was perfectly legal and sexy.

Bit brain dead, but I'd have fucked her!

I was apparently flirting with her...But then again I did come home from the pub half drunk so I don't remember much and sat and talked to my sister and her mates.

My sister the next day started really ripping into me about how I was flirting with her mate!

She went ape shit!

Women have this thing about people stealing their buddies from them.

Tread carefully man!
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Old 2004-03-25, 22:36
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quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Yeah man...Sisters can be bitches at times.

My sister brought a friend home who was perfectly legal and sexy.

Bit brain dead, but I'd have fucked her!

I was apparently flirting with her...But then again I did come home from the pub half drunk so I don't remember much and sat and talked to my sister and her mates.

My sister the next day started really ripping into me about how I was flirting with her mate!

She went ape shit!

Women have this thing about people stealing their buddies from them.

Tread carefully man!

see i was correct sisters dont want their brothers with their friends
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Old 2004-03-26, 06:02
redline redline is offline
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If you can get past the "shes my sister friend" shit, then dont think about it too much. Just mack it to her and when your mom leaves to get the tv, you got all the privacy you need. You can really bait her in the car when you 2 are alone if you kno what your doing young grasshoppa. good luck
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Old 2004-03-26, 15:32
pretty pinay pretty pinay is offline
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Mr. SmokeTheWeed:

OMG!!!!!!!

Your idea is PATHETIC!! No, YOU are PATHETIC!!

Unless she is under 10, she isn't going for it!! Instead of getting what you think you're gonna get, you're actually going to reep total failure, and a whole LOT of embarassment!! what will actually happen is that she will screachy-scream, flee the car, run into WalMart, return with your Mom, who will crash the tv over your head! And that is the easiest part of it 'Cause when your sister finds out what her creep-parking-lot-perv-brother has done, YOUR FUTURE WILL BE "FINISHED", forever and ever, WITH EVERY GIRL IN YOUR SCHOOL....if not the whole planet.

I must tell you, with love......YOU'RE TRULY ONE-OF-A-KIND-STUPID!! Love, Venus.

[This message has been edited by pretty pinay (edited 03-26-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-27, 05:30
Psychotogen Psychotogen is offline
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As soon as you realize you can't plan things like this out, and that they just happen. Thats when you'll get laid. But not until then.
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Old 2004-03-27, 14:37
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If she feels anything for you then go for it. If she doesn't show any affection then back off. I have three sisters and they have all told me flat out that if I do anything like that I would have my nuts removed by means of a car door.
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Old 2004-03-27, 18:14
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unless shes a slut she wont fuck you in a car in a parking lot. oh and your a fucking idiot , sorry i though that needed to be said.
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Old 2004-03-28, 05:52
Liquid-Science Liquid-Science is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DOCTORGONZO409:

If you're dumb enough to expect her to fuck you in a parking lot while you're mom's buying a TV I can only hope that she picks up on your ignorance and kicks you in nuts or something.

hahahahaha
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Old 2004-03-28, 07:55
American Socialist 88 American Socialist 88 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

one of my sisters freinds is really sexy and im pretty much sure she likes me.well she is comin round to my house next friday then my moms gonna drop her back at her house but first were gonna stop at walmart cos my mom wants to get a new fucking tv (cos the other ones bullshit).

well me and this girl will proberly wate in the car. cos my mom will be in walmart for about 40 mins any ideas how i can let this girl no i want to have sex with her and fuck

her in the car.

Don't do it. Take it from my experiences, if you two were to fuck or have a relationship, and broke up or some shit, then she could very well become ex-friends with your sister. It could also irritate your sister majorly.

AS88
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Old 2004-03-28, 12:45
Local Hero Local Hero is offline
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Does your sister's happiness make you happy? I'd say fuck it and bang her. To hell with her bitching. All she can do is live with it.

Oh yeah, and stick to making out in the car. You'll have a chance to literally fuck later.

[This message has been edited by Local Hero (edited 03-28-2004).]
 
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