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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-24, 22:58
hottie1219 hottie1219 is offline
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ok me and my boy friend have been dating for 3 months and i have been given him handys and well it seems like he is getting bored with it and so i was wondering what are some techniques that could help me out?? and also what else could i try??
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:16
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make him a sammich....never fails luv
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:18
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quote:Originally posted by hottie1219:

ok me and my boy friend have been dating for 3 months and i have been given him handys and well it seems like he is getting bored with it and so i was wondering what are some techniques that could help me out?? and also what else could i try??

Think, use your head.

LMAO she said handys, i havent heard that since i was in 6th grade. please never call it that again it sounds like a 13 yo talking.
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:20
Infrared Infrared is offline
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It may very well be a 13-year-old.

You have lips and a mouth, girl. Use them.
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:20
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

make him a sammich....never fails luv

no thats only for BLOWIES LMAO sorry
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:20
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yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:22
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quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:

yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though

No offense to you two, but shouldn't you be telling her what to do if you're getting bored with it all? All your going ot get from us is smmitch requests and advice you two won't take, IMHO. ONly you can tell her what to do to ease the "boredom" of a handjob.
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:23
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quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:

yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though

stick your finger in his ass whilst blowing him, hell love it. i know i do.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-24-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:34
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Ain't it great bushy? Really though, a totse couple should not be bored. Just browse the archives, and you find tons of shit.
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Old 2004-03-24, 23:55
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

make him a sammich....never fails luv

What is up with you and sandwichs???

They're just food jackketch...not love :P
 #11 
Old 2004-03-24, 23:58
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its not bad, this just gave me another post idea.
 #12 
Old 2004-03-25, 00:30
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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actually, we're both 15, 16 in a few months.....
 #13 
Old 2004-03-25, 00:31
Elton John Elton John is offline
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or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread
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Old 2004-03-25, 00:36
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quote:Originally posted by Elton John:

or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread

way to go missy, tell her off.
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Old 2004-03-25, 00:41
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Learn the joys of the back door. That way you'll still be a "front" virgin.

How long is the "handy"? As fast as you can?

Or take a lo-o-o-o-o-n-g-g-g sl-o-o-w time?

Many women, for some strange reason, are way

rougher on a guys crotch, than they'd ever put up with on their own.

Do you treat his dick with as much care as yer own Clit? If not, why not?
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Old 2004-03-25, 00:58
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Elton John:

or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread

becuz she'd like to know what you guys thought, and im not quite sure what she could do either....and with the handjobs, they ususally take around 15 minutes or longer, ususally am done at the half hour mark at most
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Old 2004-03-25, 01:02
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quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:

becuz she'd like to know what you guys thought, and im not quite sure what she could do either....and with the handjobs, they ususally take around 15 minutes or longer, ususally am done at the half hour mark at most



have her stick her finger in your ass, youll love it.
 #18 
Old 2004-03-25, 01:05
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Do you give her a hanjob at the same time? For feedback, 69 is good, too.
 #19 
Old 2004-03-25, 01:07
[th3daywalk3r] [th3daywalk3r] is offline
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wtf?!?! tell her yourself you assgoblin.
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Old 2004-03-25, 01:51
Silentassault Silentassault is offline
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it wasnt me who came to totse to ask, she came here herself and asked
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Old 2004-03-25, 20:55
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Heh...this is great... what a suprise! I guess you (boyfriend of the couple) will know what to expect next time.

I'm not surprised your bored, boyfriend. Most guys hate handys (what a faboulous use of childish words. I love it!). So why dont you reply. Like hey, girlfriend, I'd really like to butt fuck you. Or Dear girlfriend, I'd really like it if you'd give me head. Or something of the like.

It shouldnt be hard to find something else to do. Give up on making handjobs fun, girlfriend. It's darn near impossible to do, and you'll never be better at jacking him off than he is.
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Old 2004-03-25, 21:28
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Unless you're dating a double amputee, then your man should be perfectly capable of giving himself handjobs... to keep a guy satisfied the trick is to do things to him that he cannot (easily) do to himself.

Do you happen to enjoy popsicles by chance?
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Old 2004-03-25, 21:55
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Uh, how about while your giving him your "handy" you stick your finger up his ass and wiggle it.

Also be sure to let your nails grow out for a month or so.
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Old 2004-03-25, 22:07
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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Unless you're dating a double amputee, then your man should be perfectly capable of giving himself handjobs... to keep a guy satisfied the trick is to do things to him that he cannot (easily) do to himself.

Do you happen to enjoy popsicles by chance?

We got a kinky one!
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Old 2004-03-26, 02:21
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

We got a kinky one!

She didn't mean using the popsicle on him, homey..
 #26 
Old 2004-03-26, 02:58
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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Here's an idea: EXPERIMENT!

There's no better teacher than your own body.
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Old 2004-03-26, 03:26
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The head is the most sensitive part especially the square inch below the hole on the side facing away from his belly. They also like the vein that runs the length of the shaft, starting at their balls and ending in that square inch spot. Try jiggling his balls every now and then. If you let him touch you in 69 it will turn him on too. But full intercourse will probably happen sooner.
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Old 2004-03-26, 06:40
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

She didn't mean using the popsicle on him, homey..

Haha, no I certainly didn't... Brrrrr!
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Old 2004-03-26, 07:00
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give him head. be sure to have enough moisture too ... try a combo of a "handy" (lmao) and head then you get full contact. for moisture, use lube/lotion/a hell of a lot of saliva. or to really bring it all the way have sex if you think you're ready. but considering 3 months and only handjobs? anywho, use your head (*wink*wink* blatant hint) to figure out what to do, it's all up to you.
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Old 2004-03-26, 07:01
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Some people like ice inside. The contrast is supposedly sooooo sensual. Of course some say ice in the anus can lead to

Analphylactic shock. That's getting things shoved up yer ass without grease or a prophylactic. Oooooouuch! Shocking.
 
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