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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-03-24, 22:58
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hottie1219 
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help
ok me and my boy friend have been dating for 3 months and i have been given him handys and well it seems like he is getting bored with it and so i was wondering what are some techniques that could help me out?? and also what else could i try??
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#2
 2004-03-24, 23:16
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: help
make him a sammich....never fails luv 
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#3
 2004-03-24, 23:18
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by hottie1219:
ok me and my boy friend have been dating for 3 months and i have been given him handys and well it seems like he is getting bored with it and so i was wondering what are some techniques that could help me out?? and also what else could i try??
Think, use your head.
LMAO she said handys, i havent heard that since i was in 6th grade. please never call it that again it sounds like a 13 yo talking.
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#4
 2004-03-24, 23:20
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Infrared 
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Re: help
It may very well be a 13-year-old.
You have lips and a mouth, girl. Use them.
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#5
 2004-03-24, 23:20
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
make him a sammich....never fails luv
no thats only for BLOWIES LMAO sorry
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#6
 2004-03-24, 23:20
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Re: help
yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though
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#7
 2004-03-24, 23:22
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Ducky 
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:
yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though
No offense to you two, but shouldn't you be telling her what to do if you're getting bored with it all? All your going ot get from us is smmitch requests and advice you two won't take, IMHO. ONly you can tell her what to do to ease the "boredom" of a handjob.
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#8
 2004-03-24, 23:23
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:
yea, thats my gf, take it easy on her, she is new to this forum and all, just help her out though
stick your finger in his ass whilst blowing him, hell love it. i know i do.
[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-24-2004).]
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#9
 2004-03-24, 23:34
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Re: help
Ain't it great bushy? Really though, a totse couple should not be bored. Just browse the archives, and you find tons of shit.
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#10
 2004-03-24, 23:55
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
make him a sammich....never fails luv
What is up with you and sandwichs???
They're just food jackketch...not love :P
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#11
 2004-03-24, 23:58
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Re: help
its not bad, this just gave me another post idea.
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#12
 2004-03-25, 00:30
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Silentassault 
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Re: help
actually, we're both 15, 16 in a few months.....
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#13
 2004-03-25, 00:31
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Re: help
or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread
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#14
 2004-03-25, 00:36
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quote:Originally posted by Elton John:
or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread
way to go missy, tell her off.
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#15
 2004-03-25, 00:41
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moonmeister 
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Re: help
Learn the joys of the back door. That way you'll still be a "front" virgin.
How long is the "handy"? As fast as you can?
Or take a lo-o-o-o-o-n-g-g-g sl-o-o-w time?
Many women, for some strange reason, are way
rougher on a guys crotch, than they'd ever put up with on their own.
Do you treat his dick with as much care as yer own Clit? If not, why not?
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#16
 2004-03-25, 00:58
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Silentassault 
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by Elton John:
or if ur boyfriend is readins this anyway y dont u just ask him wut u should do....this is a stupid thread
becuz she'd like to know what you guys thought, and im not quite sure what she could do either....and with the handjobs, they ususally take around 15 minutes or longer, ususally am done at the half hour mark at most
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#17
 2004-03-25, 01:02
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quote:Originally posted by Silentassault:
becuz she'd like to know what you guys thought, and im not quite sure what she could do either....and with the handjobs, they ususally take around 15 minutes or longer, ususally am done at the half hour mark at most
have her stick her finger in your ass, youll love it.
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#18
 2004-03-25, 01:05
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moonmeister 
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Re: help
Do you give her a hanjob at the same time? For feedback, 69 is good, too.
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#19
 2004-03-25, 01:07
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[th3daywalk3r] ![[th3daywalk3r] is offline](../../images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)
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Re: help
wtf?!?! tell her yourself you assgoblin.
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#20
 2004-03-25, 01:51
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Silentassault 
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Re: help
it wasnt me who came to totse to ask, she came here herself and asked
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#21
 2004-03-25, 20:55
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Re: help
Heh...this is great... what a suprise! I guess you (boyfriend of the couple) will know what to expect next time.
I'm not surprised your bored, boyfriend. Most guys hate handys (what a faboulous use of childish words. I love it!). So why dont you reply. Like hey, girlfriend, I'd really like to butt fuck you. Or Dear girlfriend, I'd really like it if you'd give me head. Or something of the like.
It shouldnt be hard to find something else to do. Give up on making handjobs fun, girlfriend. It's darn near impossible to do, and you'll never be better at jacking him off than he is.
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#22
 2004-03-25, 21:28
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Re: help
Unless you're dating a double amputee, then your man should be perfectly capable of giving himself handjobs... to keep a guy satisfied the trick is to do things to him that he cannot (easily) do to himself.
Do you happen to enjoy popsicles by chance? 
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#23
 2004-03-25, 21:55
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Dazer 
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Re: help
Uh, how about while your giving him your "handy" you stick your finger up his ass and wiggle it.
Also be sure to let your nails grow out for a month or so.
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#24
 2004-03-25, 22:07
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:
Unless you're dating a double amputee, then your man should be perfectly capable of giving himself handjobs... to keep a guy satisfied the trick is to do things to him that he cannot (easily) do to himself.
Do you happen to enjoy popsicles by chance?
We got a kinky one!
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#25
 2004-03-26, 02:21
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:
We got a kinky one!
She didn't mean using the popsicle on him, homey..
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#26
 2004-03-26, 02:58
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Re: help
Here's an idea: EXPERIMENT!
There's no better teacher than your own body.
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#27
 2004-03-26, 03:26
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Re: help
The head is the most sensitive part especially the square inch below the hole on the side facing away from his belly. They also like the vein that runs the length of the shaft, starting at their balls and ending in that square inch spot. Try jiggling his balls every now and then. If you let him touch you in 69 it will turn him on too. But full intercourse will probably happen sooner.
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#28
 2004-03-26, 06:40
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Sarcophagus 
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Re: help
quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
She didn't mean using the popsicle on him, homey..
Haha, no I certainly didn't... Brrrrr! 
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#29
 2004-03-26, 07:00
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Re: help
give him head. be sure to have enough moisture too ... try a combo of a "handy" (lmao) and head then you get full contact. for moisture, use lube/lotion/a hell of a lot of saliva. or to really bring it all the way have sex if you think you're ready. but considering 3 months and only handjobs? anywho, use your head (*wink*wink* blatant hint) to figure out what to do, it's all up to you. 
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#30
 2004-03-26, 07:01
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moonmeister 
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Re: help
Some people like ice inside. The contrast is supposedly sooooo sensual. Of course some say ice in the anus can lead to
Analphylactic shock. That's getting things shoved up yer ass without grease or a prophylactic. Oooooouuch! Shocking. 
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