SOmetimes when I get really horny I try to fuck my cat in the ass but it never works. I usually bring her in to the bathroom and pet her until she's happy.... then try to put my dick up her ass but she never lets me.... it's annoying

so usually i just end up whacking off all over the damn cat and leaving, disgusted with myself. Does anyone know how to seduce/relax a cat so that it will allow me to do this? Thanks.

HAHA you can't score any pussy

Uh, unless it's a really big cat, or you have a really small penis, I doubt it would work. There's always www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org) .

Alright, someone humoured him. Now let's never respond again.

Cat Nip... its the kittys pot

my cat is addicted to it!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

you people trip me out!!!!!!!



hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!

Knock it out and then do it...u know, the same way you do your sister.

You will all burn in hell, and where the fuck would you find a dolpin to fuck!?!?!?! its not liek you can go to sea world and break in to the tank.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-24-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Falcon:

There's always www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org) .

is that shit for real??

haha...i don't know whether to laugh or be sickened.

[This message has been edited by Pulse (edited 03-24-2004).]

i don't know about you, but i have me a new fantasy.

Get it drunk/high. dude dont fuck your cat thats just wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

HAHA you can't score any pussy

I think I am the only one who go this.

get it as in PUSSY----------------- CAT.

There is this kid at our school that fucked his dog. Some of my friends told me about it, at first I didn't believe them, then I saw the kid and couldn't help but laugh. He looks like he would only get some from a dog. He is one of those extremely skinny kids who has a huge temper. The story was they where over at his house (we are friends with his older bro) and then went downstairs and the kid had his pants off and was trying to fuck the dog. His bro won't talk about it, but gets extremely mad when you mention it...

How about you invest your time in a female rather than wasting your time with a cat?

quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:

I think I am the only one who go this.

get it as in PUSSY----------------- CAT.



You're a jackass.

I have a new fantasy too, dolphins.

try sedating the cat by putting powdered

tomazapam or zanax in its food or water

then you could eithor use tape to strap its legs togethor and vasoline for lubricant.

tell us how it works out for you, you sick fuck.

Jesus fucking christ.... a little foreplay goes a long way dipshit....