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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-24, 00:09
Halifax Halifax is offline
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ok, so yesturday night ,my parents were out shopping and my sister was going to the movies ,and i did something, very bad

well you see, I have this german shepard, that i've had for maybe 3 years now, and he's a male

long story short, i ended up blowing my dog.

I'm not proud of it, or anything but i'm just ,wondering if there are any diseases that i can get through this,

Help!??

~H
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:12
SHELLI SHELLI is offline
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you sick fucker.
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:13
cunfoozedmunkee cunfoozedmunkee is offline
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lying about killing dogs isn't cool you ass hole.
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:14
nocuous nocuous is offline
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Did he seduce you?
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:21
LordJugz LordJugz is offline
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quote:Originally posted by cunfoozedmunkee:

lying about killing dogs isn't cool you ass hole.

He said blowing, not blowing up. Dumbass.
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:25
cunfoozedmunkee cunfoozedmunkee is offline
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jugz, im sorry. i didn't give a shit about his worthless post. wait, that makes him an even sicker fuck of nature. who would do that? howard stern i know, but not a morale person. quick man, kill yourself before u get dogerpes.
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:27
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You'd get whatever diseases the dog was carrying, can I ask why you did it, you are protected by the anonimity of the internet...
 #8 
Old 2004-03-24, 00:28
jawa_mamma jawa_mamma is offline
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eww...what were you thinking?

*looks over at black lab*

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG!! what the fuck were you thinking? if you were that horny you shouldve just went and masturbated!!
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:29
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That would make you a homosexual beastiality.. practic-er.

What the hell is the noun form for people who practice beastiality?

I don't think PETA will like you too much.

Than again, maybe they'd love you?
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:33
jawa_mamma jawa_mamma is offline
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How'd the dog like it? Did he enjoy it? Is he all of a sudden humping you every time you're home? Does he follow you to the bathroom now? Are you allowing him to lick your balls as well. Is this now a "friends with benefits" relationship?



Don't you feel gross?
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Old 2004-03-24, 00:37
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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

What the hell is the noun form for people who practice beastiality?



Anihomosexaul?
 #12 
Old 2004-03-24, 00:42
a123x a123x is offline
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Ewwwwww. THat's fucking nasty. Lay off the damn shrooms you sick fuck.

Oh, and Cindy, Get on AIM goddammit!
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Old 2004-03-24, 01:01
Halifax Halifax is offline
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i was just thinking about giving the dog anal sex, but i changed my mind and blew him.



~H
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Old 2004-03-24, 01:08
pluffy pluffy is offline
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um...oh thank god?
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Old 2004-03-24, 01:09
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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

What the hell is the noun form for people who practice beastiality?



sick motherfucker...

or in this case, lying sack of shit
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Old 2004-03-24, 01:10
Pinball Wizard Pinball Wizard is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Halifax:

i was just thinking about giving the dog anal sex, but i changed my mind and blew him.



~HQuit making it seem like you're joking now just because we flamed you for sucking your dog's dick.
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Old 2004-03-24, 01:26
Genital-Warfare Genital-Warfare is offline
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im afrid I have a mental disorder, my psychatrist said so, i ate alot of mushroms as a123x stated, after that i ate a hugh chunk of cactus and started tripping balls. yes i am halifax.

CTR

[This message has been edited by Genital-Warfare (edited 03-24-2004).]
 
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