Hmmmmmm okey doke, sage is curious. I'm gonna list all the pro's and con's about me and I wan't responses. Aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd here goe's, (note, rate this on the assumption that I'm actually telling the truth.)

pro's:

-attractive, nice face somewhat built (stress somewhat)

-funny (I like to make ze girls laugh)

-creative (I can draw and beatbox like a muu'fucka, and beatboxing skills apply elsewhere ya'know'msayiiiiiiiinn?)

-Good in bed (most of the time)

-Fairly well endowed

-good listener

-compassionate (I got a lot of heart and a whole lotta love, though I don't always show it)

-I'm fun to party with

negatives (whoo boy, here goes)

-lazy

-forgetfull

-disorganized

-somewhat not adjusted to modern standards of personal hygiene

-I can get very detached, depressed sometimes

-It's hard for me to express my emotions

-I'm pretty short about 5,8 (I don't care if you women say you don't care about height, most of you do)

-I'm very hard to be whipped and will not tolerate games

-I smoke way to much pot, daily (this has been a probloem in previous relationships)

-I get jealous easily

-I have a broken nose which whistles when I breath through it

So just tell me what you think, how I compare to the average guy, and general thoughts.

[This message has been edited by great_sage=heaven (edited 03-23-2004).]

I would say your average ann if everything is true then your my kind of guy we should hang out, also how you break your nose.

In my personal opinion the lazy part negates pretty much all the "plusses" especially since you're aware of it, which implies you're not inclined to improve on it.

But since you're probably not looking to get married or anything, you sound like the sort of guy young girls would date anyways.

post a pic dipshit.

quote:Originally posted by great_sage=heaven:



pro's:

-attractive, nice face somewhat built (stress somewhat)

-funny (I like to make ze girls laugh)

-creative (I can draw and beatbox like a muu'fucka, and beatboxing skills apply elsewhere ya'know'msayiiiiiiiinn?)

-Good in bed (most of the time)

-Fairly well endowed

-good listener

-compassionate (I got a lot of heart and a whole lotta love, though I don't always show it)

-I'm fun to party with



you forgot "modest" !

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

post a pic dipshit.

i think he wants a less shallow response, based on his person as opposed to his appearance, dipshit.

I can't see how beat boxing is creative, and if you are implying it makes you good at orale sex then I've yet to meet someone who's fantasy involves someone "booming" into/onto there private parts.

*actually laughing*

quote:Originally posted by madhatter2k:

*actually laughing*

quote:Originally posted by great_sage=heaven:

Hmmmmmm okey doke, sage is curious. I'm gonna list all the pro's and con's about me and I wan't responses. Aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd here goe's, (note, rate this on the assumption that I'm actually telling the truth.)

pro's:

-attractive, nice face somewhat built (stress somewhat)

-funny (I like to make ze girls laugh)

-creative (I can draw and beatbox like a muu'fucka, and beatboxing skills apply elsewhere ya'know'msayiiiiiiiinn?)

-Good in bed (most of the time)

-Fairly well endowed

-good listener

-compassionate (I got a lot of heart and a whole lotta love, though I don't always show it)

-I'm fun to party with

negatives (whoo boy, here goes)

-lazy

-forgetfull

-disorganized

-somewhat not adjusted to modern standards of personal hygiene

-I can get very detached, depressed sometimes

-It's hard for me to express my emotions

-I'm pretty short about 5,8 (I don't care if you women say you don't care about height, most of you do)

-I'm very hard to be whipped and will not tolerate games

-I smoke way to much pot, daily (this has been a probloem in previous relationships)

-I get jealous easily

-I have a broken nose which whistles when I breath through it

So just tell me what you think, how I compare to the average guy, and general thoughts.

[This message has been edited by great_sage=heaven (edited 03-23-2004).]



quote:Originally posted by madhatter2k:

i think he wants a less shallow response, based on his person as opposed to his appearance, dipshit.



umm look at the first thing. HMMMM

Everything seems okay to me except the jealous part.

Jealousy spawns mistrust. No trust in a relationship = grief and arguments. And those are bad.

guys who get jealous quick can be played like a fiddle. reading your "qualites", I don't think you have a grasp of who you are.

It's not really good to go fishing for compliments. I'm not a girl, nor am I homosexual in any way, not there is anything wrong with that.

A lot of girls I know think it's bad to ask am I good person. Can you tell me what's good about me, like all the time. Then telling them everything about you to get compliments. If you really deserve them then you will get them and not ask for them.

your name...your name...monkey is a terrible book, stop now

Most of the cons you state are just regular old guy traits. I don't really think that 58 is short, but i am a short girl.

I think the only thing that would really get to me is the broken nose whistle. I hate to be shallow, but i would probably have to re break your nose to fix that. Either that or make mean jokes about your whistle. I feel really bad for saying that, but noise is one of my really big pet peeves...if you truly are funny, and really can draw, I am sure that it would redeem.

you are teh saddest, lamest excuse for a man ive ever seen. This is a fucking forum, go to fucking www.ShortLameAndStupid.com (http://www.ShortLameAndStupid.com) you horny fucking troll.



By the way, after reading your pros/cons. you are definatly below average. Freestyling? Wtf are you 18? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hahahahaha, I laugh at you angry silly person. But cindy, what you say about the laziness makes me think. Yessss think... SNOOOOOORE funk honk splash urine cake

Edit: Monkey king is cool for being a childrens book, I grew up with that shit. And thanks for the nice comment's there ladies er girls or whatever you are.

[This message has been edited by great_sage=heaven (edited 03-24-2004).]