i used this pick up line at the bar the other night to this really hot chick. i could tell she really liked me. anyways i wuz like "lick my ass up and down till yo tongue turns doo doo brown" and she RAN AWAY!!!! OMG!!! so yea what should i do to get her back?!?!?!

first get reincarnated as not a jackass then come back for further instructions

My freinds brother had a pick-up line and it was really stupid but thats what made it funny. It was I may not be fred flinstone but i will be sure to make your bed-rock.

HAHAHAHHAH i laughed my ass off when i heard it

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this is my pick up line...

"get in the car, i have a gun"

i have actually yelled it out at girls, but they just seem to look at me and my friend weird.

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"Ever fuck a millionaire?"

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quote:Originally posted by SCRUBTHEPOOPDECK:

i used this pick up line at the bar the other night to this really hot chick. i could tell she really liked me. anyways i wuz like "lick my ass up and down till yo tongue turns doo doo brown" and she RAN AWAY!!!! OMG!!! so yea what should i do to get her back?!?!?!

if you want her back never ever say anything like that again, your lucky she didn't run away with your left testical stuck to her shoe, unless you can give her a good reason for why you said that, i suggest you tell her you were drunk or something so at least she'll think it was the booze and not you just being a dumbass

My line: Are your parents retarded? Cause I think you're special.



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quote:Originally posted by elf:

My line: Are your parents retarded? Cause I think you're special.



i like that it's cute

How's about you and I go out sometime?

You know, out back?