Has anyone or is it possible to masturbate in class. In 3rd hour there is a girl I fantasize about taking in a stall in the middle of class, having her sit on my lap facing me, and fucking the hell out of her. I can get my dick out of the boxer hole and touch it with my pocket lmao but thats all i cant "stroke it" fast enough or good enough without being noticed? And tricks?

put your hand in your pocket and then stroke your dick that way,put a hole in the bottom of your pocket and just put your hand through it to your dick.

Wow.. thats.. slightly disturbing.. tell you what.. I'll let you in on a little tip.. Fill your pocket with tacks, and continue with the pocket jack off. It works so good

This thread deserves more replies IMO.

Why don't you try putting your jacket over your lap and pretending to have an asthma attack?

It is probably not a good idea. You may live in locker-room infamy if you get caught, but it will be a shitty mess...dont put yourself in that place.

Confusious says, "Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."

Bastard^^

Are you by any chance taking some sort of standardized testing... I am, and to occupy my self when I am done, I draw myself porn or chicks in bikinis. I will post my pic of the one I drew today for you later.

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Why don't you just go to the bathroom and do it?

Christ, kids these days...

Hah I actually just whipped the whole thing out one day. Algebra II, while everyone couldn't get some easy as shit lesson I just sat all the way in the back and beat off.

Best class ever.

^Fag.



And, thread starter, you are a fucking asshat of a prepubescent fuck. At least wait, until you can cum, that way you have the sense not to do stupid and disgusting shit like this.

P.S. That girl would never fuck you, loser.

I know a kid that beat off in class alot. He had a hoodie on and pulled on of his arms into the shirt so the sleeve just hung there and beat off. Funny shit.

quote:Originally posted by a123x:

Confusious says, "Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."

hahaha for real yall posting some funny shit tonight im laughing my ass off at work I came here in a shitty ass mood mad props to yall

Just wait until you get hard and then flex your penis muscle.

You can also squeeze you cock between your legs.

A jacket zipped up and a hand inside with your cock out can be your best friend.

I've actually been able to cum in class while stairing at really hot chicks.

I've also noticed this really hot chick who sits on the otherside of the room from me, she put her hand in her crotch and slowly rubs it throughout the period. No one notices...or maybey they don't care.

There was a kid that got caught jacking it under the stair well in my school. Got his ass kicked the next day, and now no one will talk to him. At my friend's school a kid got caught doing exactly what you plan on doing, stroking it through his pocket. Now everyone there calls him Jacker...and only Jacker...

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

I've also noticed this really hot chick who sits on the otherside of the room from me, she put her hand in her crotch and slowly rubs it throughout the period. No one notices...or maybey they don't care.



And you still continued to jack off? ..... this speaks for itself.

school seems to have changed a bit since i was there......

HAHAHAHAHA damn man!!

if u manage to pull this off...(no pun intended) you are a legend!!

- Pulse

quote:Originally posted by sen:

^Fag.



And, thread starter, you are a fucking asshat of a prepubescent fuck. At least wait, until you can cum, that way you have the sense not to do stupid and disgusting shit like this.

P.S. That girl would never fuck you, loser.

Thankyou Mr. 40 posts, you have convinced me to never choke my chicken in school again.

quote:Originally posted by Psychotogen:

"Originally posted by Confoozled:

I've also noticed this really hot chick who sits on the otherside of the room from me, she put her hand in her crotch and slowly rubs it throughout the period. No one notices...or maybey they don't care.

And you still continued to jack off? ..... this speaks for itself."



Actually I have never jacked off in that class. I was just noting others who do. I was also showing the ladies that they do not need help stimulating themselves in class, 'cause no one cares.

It's pretty awsome though, when she does that, she's looking at me.

Heh, you just reminded me on a kid that went to a christian school in a town I was in. He cut holes into his uniform pockets and would sit in the halls playing with himself constantly, until he was caught and got kicked out.

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

I've actually been able to cum in class while stairing at really hot chicks.



so why would you say this? It's not like it makes you cool to say you beat off in class. All that means is your a horny ass perv who cant get any.

I read this and immediately just started laughing. I agree, however, with whoever it was that said this is sort of scary.

hmm.. ummm.. kinda off topic, but how do you find out how many post's you have anymore?

Last time I knew I about a 600... and that was a while ago.

i've never wanked in school, though fuck knows i've had the want to. all those hotties walking around... for those of us in the UK, have you noticed how as soon as girls go into Sixth form, they just turn really, really, nice looking?

My little brother swore there was a kid in his class that did this, but I never believed him. I didn't think anyone could possibly be that stupid and perverted.

Once again, totse has proved me wrong.

I once was serving detention and asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher let me out and I stroled to the bathroom. When I get there I notice that the door was jamed so I kicked it open. I walk in and there it this kid wering nothing but an unbuttoned shit jerking off. I run so fucking fast out of there. I got another detention for running in the halls.

lmao, did you tell them why you were runing?

quote:Originally posted by Evil_Tree:

I once was serving detention and asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher let me out and I stroled to the bathroom. When I get there I notice that the door was jamed so I kicked it open. I walk in and there it this kid wering nothing but an unbuttoned shit jerking off. I run so fucking fast out of there. I got another detention for running in the halls.

you almost made me spit up my drink

You should have started screaming, "There's a little boy beating off in the bathroom!"

Best fucking topic. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by RabidGeneral:

Thankyou Mr. 40 posts, you have convinced me to never choke my chicken in school again.

You just fucking used my post count against, what a fuckwit.

1) That's sick and disgusting, you have no sense of respect for the girls that you are LOOKING at, who would most likely vomit at you actual touch, and for the people around you.

2) I've been here alot longer than you, moron.

I'VE never jerked off in class.



But this chick kayla did once.

Woo hoo

i'm going with sen on this one jerking off while looking at a girl in your class is fucked up. I have no problem with weird sex or exhibitionist shit but what you propose to do is so completely degrading to your victim it makes me sick. If anyone ever degraded my girlfriend or any of my friend's who are girls like that i'd break their jaw. Learn some fucking respect for the people around you.

wow... this is fuckin' weird... period.

quote:Originally posted by The Misfit:

i'm going with sen on this one jerking off while looking at a girl in your class is fucked up. I have no problem with weird sex or exhibitionist shit but what you propose to do is so completely degrading to your victim it makes me sick. If anyone ever degraded my girlfriend or any of my friend's who are girls like that i'd break their jaw. Learn some fucking respect for the people around you.



As opposed to...going home and thinking about her while jacking off? I would imagine that it'd be a better level of jacking off if the person you were thinking about was RIGHT THERE. Just as having a girl beats a video tape, and a video tape beats a picture, and a picture beats nothing, I'm sure that having an actual view of the person would be cooler than a video of them, or a picture of them, or a mental image of them. So whats the big deal? Are you trying to tell me you would never fantasize about a girl who you aren't going out with? Bullshit. Just because he's viewing the girl in real time, doesn't mean he's disrespecting her. If he stood up and came in her face, THEN he'd be disrespecting her. I know people who have checked out chicks sunning themselves outside and probably jerked off to it, it happens in movies all the time, whats the difference?

Mahimaki, you have 551 as of now.

Just invite her to the orgy. We used to have orgies in school (6th period) all the time.

Kids these days. Oh BTW post her picture.

quote:Originally posted by Confoozled:

Actually I have never jacked off in that class. I was just noting others who do. I was also showing the ladies that they do not need help stimulating themselves in class, 'cause no one cares.

It's pretty awsome though, when she does that, she's looking at me.



Haha, that's a pretty strong hint. Go ask her out or something. Ah, the beginning of a beautiful relationship...

Weirdly enough, this was a topic I was talking about with one of my (male) friends today. He then reeled off a huge list of people he knew who had jacked off in school..hehe everyone does it, apparently.

I'm kinda worried as to *how* he knows this.



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quote:Originally posted by RabidGeneral:

Thankyou Mr. 40 posts, you have convinced me to never choke my chicken in school again.

I second that

be a man andstr8 up tell everyone your stroking it if they ask ive goten hand jobs in class and my boii sherieff does jerksoff everyday in class to this one gurl...nothin to be affraid oflol

these girls at school wanted to know how long it took for me to jack off, so i whipped it out and showed them. the look on their faces!

i stoked it under a table once across from this really gorgeous girl, she was watching it the whole time. but then i left to the bathroom to finish the job.

I wank in school all the time and have only been caught once by a slutty chick who wanted to suck me off. She never did

But getting caught didn't stop me. I try to wank as much as I can, but it takes ages because the speed of wank-at-school is so slow.

* Magician shakes head *

A guy in my class in my final year was umm poking at it with a ruler to the amusement of the whole class. Did seem kind of pointless given that for that year we had a common room and they were regularly showing porn in there (until the level convenor, aka granny started insisting the blinds stayed up). Thats some people.

Myself, I was more concerned with not "thinking sexy thoughts" about the girl I was in love with. Reason being she didn't like me. And havign feelings for other girls seemed like cheating on her... (despite the fact that there was no us)... ok I guess I was stuffed up.

Other random comments:

I'm in the UK now. I don't know about school girls but the 1st year university girls... WHY do you brits keep your old school uniforms and then run around uiversity in them when they're WAY to tight and the skirts are WAY to small? (Not that I'm complaining). Funny thing happened last term with that, some really hot girls turned around a corner dressed up as police but with "belts" in stead of skirts and fairly open tops (if you get my drift). I just went Wow. I was so distracted by the whole picture I was taken back when one of them came over and said hi. She's a girl I talk to every week and I hadn't recognised her.

Anyway, guy... I suggest holding back and concentrating on your studies. Specially if you're in the UK. You WANT to get into uni... trust me!

I once caught somebody jackin it in the bathroom...

I just walked in, and he was standing in front of the mirror with his pants down beatin furiously... I stood for a moment and he saw me, then continued... I turned around and walked out...

...words cannot express the terror i felt...

why didn't he just go into one of the stalls? I guess he liked watching himself beat off...



oh yeah... I succesfully beat off to climax ,in class, when I was in 7th grade...

If you are wanting to do that, I suggest to just go to bathroom, no one likes to walk around all day with jizm in there undies, except me...



...I was a weird kid...

It is quite an odd moment to walk in on someone beating off. Sometimes I can't get to sleep at night thinking about shit like that.

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:



As opposed to...going home and thinking about her while jacking off? ...whats the difference?



The difference is between intent and action. When you jerk off to a girl who's in your class should could oh gee i dunno, turn around and see you. As opposed to remaining blissfully ignorant of your desire for her. How would you feel if you caught some guy loooking at you in class and jerking off? I think i'd be a little perturbed. Furthermore i think it's pretty fucked up to treat women that way, how would you feel if your 12 year old sister turned around in her 6th grade math class and saw some other kid jerking off and looking at her? Would think it was alright then? Or what if some guy was caught looking at your girlfriend and jerking it. I have no problem with exhibitionism but if you're going to engage in the act you should have the consent of your partner. Think of it like contactless rape.

My friend's ex, and apparently a whole bunch of random guys, jack off in the bathroom of their school. It's an all-boys school though, so there would be no point to getting off in class as there are no girls to look at. Unless you're into the thrill of it.

In 6th grade almost every guy I knew jerked off in class one way or another. They were very open about it, they didnt do it together but they would understand to look away if others were. I was open on the topic of masturbation, but I never understood masturbation in class. Sure my hormones were gushing back then, but I had the sense and self composure to hold off until everyone in my house was asleep at around 11.

My advice to you xos is to take this opportunity to learn that while masturbation is great, it shouldnt be done in such a public place (unless it's an orgy bar)

This is more of a bad idea than a S&A topic anyway, but a foolish one.

yeah man, i always start beatin' it cuz i just cant wait to get home. i just stare at these really hott girls that sit in the front.its so very fun

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quote:Originally posted by Mahimaki:

hmm.. ummm.. kinda off topic, but how do you find out how many post's you have anymore?

Last time I knew I about a 600... and that was a while ago.

Click on the face with a ? mark on someones post... takes you to their profile and tells you.

quote:Originally posted by The Misfit:

Think of it like contactless rape.

Ouch, my brain hurts.

Face it, we're all going to hell anyway, so let's whip it out right now!