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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-22, 07:14
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default The odds are against me...

...but if everything goes JUST RIGHT, I'll be able to have a foursome with my ex-girlfriend and two of her cousins.

Here's what happened.

X= my ex

S= cousin 1

Y= cousin 2

Ok, X and S had lesbian intercourse with each other a short while back. While they say they haven't since, their stories don't add up so I have reason to believe they're lying. Me and S like each other, but X told her something to make her mad at me so it kinda got messed up. Me and S reconciled, but her and X are currently not talking to each other. X called me recently with Y on the phone (whom I've never met), so Y could hear my voice. She said I sounded good and she wanted to hook up. X encouraged me to do it, ensuring me that she would let me still fuck her.

Here's my plan. I get S and X to make up (easy), while I'm involved with Y. S won't know, and X won't care. S told me she had been thinking about fucking me, and she seems to have been the initiator of the dyking so I won't have to worry about her being uncofortable in that situation. While I'm with Y, I'll coax her into wanting to fuck, which should be easy from what X told me. The main thing I would have to worry about is Y not being comfortable in this situation.



This plan is in the building stages and is a far-fetched plan anyway you look at it, but there IS a possibility this will work. Maybe not a strong possibility, but I'm looking at the best case scenario. Worst case, I don't loose anything. Tell me what you think.
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:15
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

Yeah, right.

EDIT: What makes you think you're the kind of sex god to trick your ex-girlfriend into incest?

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 03-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:20
Criscocy Criscocy is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

3 things

1. Damn... men at work...

2. Where do you live?

3. You lucky mother fucker...
 #4 
Old 2004-03-22, 07:24
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

That's the point. I don't have to trick her because she already did it. Never said I was a sex god, but by the grace of god I have this chance, though a rather small one, some dudes never get this chance at all. I said it was far-fetched, but who WOULDN'T miss this opportunity?
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:34
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

umm thats kinda sick and twistes trying to get her cousins to bed, gah.

go ahead, sounds like a good plan
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:40
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

umm thats kinda sick and twistes trying to get her cousins to bed, gah.

go ahead, sounds like a good plan

Honestly, would it even be WORTH IT were that not the case ? I'm not tricking anybody, just convieniently placing myself in a spontaneous* orgy.



*= *wink* *wink*

[This message has been edited by ChubZero (edited 03-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:47
Criscocy Criscocy is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

Worst case scenario... you have to settle with just one girl, but it sounds like you can get 2, and by a miracle 3, i dont see any reason why not try.

p.s. - are the 2 cousins sisters?
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Old 2004-03-22, 07:53
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

quote:Originally posted by Criscocy:

Worst case scenario... you have to settle with just one girl, but it sounds like you can get 2, and by a miracle 3, i dont see any reason why not try.

p.s. - are the 2 cousins sisters?



I'd settle for any of them, they're all attractive, but I say shoot for the stars!



To answer your question, no they are not.
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Old 2004-03-22, 08:09
AprenticeChemist AprenticeChemist is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

This sounds a little fucked up that would be kinda turn off with them all being related unless they were just cousins through marrige. But still it would be pretty nice just so long as your not thier cousin as well:P Shit think of how fucked that would be an orgy of cousins thats pretty sick to think of it. But hey good luck with getting the little orgy thing going.
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Old 2004-03-22, 08:18
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemist:

This sounds a little fucked up that would be kinda turn off with them all being related unless they were just cousins through marrige. But still it would be pretty nice just so long as your not thier cousin as well:P Shit think of how fucked that would be an orgy of cousins thats pretty sick to think of it. But hey good luck with getting the little orgy thing going.



I think it's like..... X is S's 3rd cousin and S is Y's 4th cousin, if at all. I think of it like this. You wouldn't turn down the Olsen Twins would you? Ok, now add one more of them. If I wouldn't turn THAT down, why would I turn down some cousins?



[This message has been edited by ChubZero (edited 03-22-2004).]
 #11 
Old 2004-03-22, 10:24
[G-Prime] [G-Prime] is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

Ok.. well chub.. good luck on that one.. just.. don't forget that women tell each other everything. so.. don't be surprised if your secret escapade with one of them happens to slip and the others find out.
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Old 2004-03-22, 10:37
ChubZero ChubZero is offline
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Default Re: The odds are against me...

quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

Ok.. well chub.. good luck on that one.. just.. don't forget that women tell each other everything. so.. don't be surprised if your secret escapade with one of them happens to slip and the others find out.

Waaaaay ahead of you there. Almost happened when I tried for a threesome with X and S. As you can see, I've had enough close calls to realize not to discuss the plan with anybody until it just happens...
 
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