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 #1 
Old 2004-03-22, 02:37
stewartstoaap stewartstoaap is offline
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Default Females between ages 13-17 suck

They are emotianally unstable, confusing to figure out, often extremely stupid, over-sensitive, and they have the weirdest ways of thinking!
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Old 2004-03-22, 02:38
Joeb Joeb is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

so are the guys in that age group. teenagers suck in general
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Old 2004-03-22, 02:38
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

12 and under, that's where it's at.
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Old 2004-03-22, 02:40
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Oh god...
 #5 
Old 2004-03-22, 02:44
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this reminds me I need to find a gf who is older than me
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:28
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

Xannex ok that made me laugh pretty hard when I first read it, but being that is over the internet I cannot tell if you are serious.

Anyways....bushy guy who wears masks while having sex and probably place some heavy metal in the background. I doubt you have the capacity to entertain anything other than a middle aged hooker.
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:30
xannex xannex is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Xannex ok that made me laugh pretty hard when I first read it, but being that is over the internet I cannot tell if you are serious.



I was just joking.

B)
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:38
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Xannex ok that made me laugh pretty hard when I first read it, but being that is over the internet I cannot tell if you are serious.

Anyways....bushy guy who wears masks while having sex and probably place some heavy metal in the background. I doubt you have the capacity to entertain anything other than a middle aged hooker.

umm yeah i hate heavy metal and i have more capacity then you can imagine. as for the middle age hooker, whats wrong with that?
 #9 
Old 2004-03-22, 03:42
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

Oh there is nothing wrong with a middle aged hooker.

I am sure she would enjoy the antics of trying to untangle the 3 pairs of pants and panties you have on to get to your dick.

To me it seems like you just make up a bunch of bullshit just to write about?
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Old 2004-03-22, 03:47
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/006713.html http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/006722.html

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Old 2004-03-22, 03:49
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Oh there is nothing wrong with a middle aged hooker.

I am sure she would enjoy the antics of trying to untangle the 3 pairs of pants and panties you have on to get to your dick.

To me it seems like you just make up a bunch of bullshit just to write about?



liek what?

oh and i only wear boxers and pants.
 #12 
Old 2004-03-22, 04:59
stewartstoaap stewartstoaap is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

The dumb girls (usually blond) are the really abboying and bitchy ones, there actually are alot of smart girls in that age group that are cool but they're never hott! Why is it that hott girls are stuck up and dujmb and alot of ugly girls are smart and open minded?
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Old 2004-03-22, 05:11
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by stewartstoaap:

The dumb girls (usually blond) are the really abboying and bitchy ones, there actually are alot of smart girls in that age group that are cool but they're never hott! Why is it that hott girls are stuck up and dujmb and alot of ugly girls are smart and open minded?

that was the most generalized stereotype i've ever read ... shame on you!

heh, anywho ... females between the ages of 13-17 (myself included) are still growing up, you hafta remember that, so yeah, emotional, sensitive blah blah blah ... each true, not every girl has every one of those traits but usually at least one, if you have the patience to be around a girl like that then it works out fine, but if you rather not have to deal with it or just have other stuff going on in your life that you don't have the time to help her grow up or whatever then don't go out with them.

bottom line, 13-17, don't expect them to be all-knowing of how to act/be in life just yet, not all grown up and still developing mentally y'know. of course every girl is different but if you're gonna generalize and bitch about an age group ... damn it i'll just shut up now, just don't like people complaining about an entire age group of one gender when it works both ways and people just have to understand that.
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Old 2004-03-22, 05:18
Shonkman Shonkman is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

All females from all ages suck......i'm not anti-female or anything......it's just too hard figuring them out and when you think you have a small idea of whats going on in their heads they pull a 180 on you and you're back to "what the fuck?".......it's not just limited to certain ages........
 #15 
Old 2004-03-22, 08:42
HempMaster HempMaster is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

ok look ill explain the differences between men and women, and it implies to ALL age groups



WOMEN

Emetional

Dependant (yea even you bitches who think youre dependant are still dependant on those fuck bitches in the government office's or you would be able to be independant, so shut up now)

Controlling

Untrustworthy

Lack Common sense

Bitchy as all hell get out

Use menstration as a reason to bitch (dont give me that shit that OMFG MY STOMACH ACHES SO FUCKING MUCH NOW I GOTTA RUIN JAY'S BUZZ BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS!!!! guess what you fucking bitches, i broke both my legs in a car wreck, and had my gut slashed open, not to mention half my back torn off. And i didnt make one bitchy coment, unlike you fuck bitches with youre "stomach cramps" take a midol and fuck youreself.

Try to ruin other peoples lives when theres are fucked up.

Men

Have Common sense

More open to ideas

More apathetic

Think Deeper than MOST females

Dont bitch CONSTANTLY about stomach cramps

dont call people to see what theyre thinking about...

dont try to ruin peoples lives with rumors, we kick theyre ass when they fuck with us

Higher pain threshhold.

I know, i know, im gonna get flamed by the pro-women and actual females on this board. But, i have a message to all of you little girlly men and actual females, fuck you and youre bitchiness.
 #16 
Old 2004-03-22, 09:00
Loc Dogg Loc Dogg is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

Damn you're hardcore, you tell those PMSing bitches the, how you Americans say, 411?
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Old 2004-03-22, 09:16
howa howa is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

girls from 13-17 (teenagers) are my best try one and u will see
 #18 
Old 2004-03-22, 09:56
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I know. They bitch and whine.
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Old 2004-03-22, 10:21
PsychoFlower PsychoFlower is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by HempMaster:

ok look ill explain the differences between men and women, and it implies to ALL age groups



WOMEN

Emetional

Dependant (yea even you bitches who think youre dependant are still dependant on those fuck bitches in the government office's or you would be able to be independant, so shut up now)

Controlling

Untrustworthy

Lack Common sense

Bitchy as all hell get out

Use menstration as a reason to bitch (dont give me that shit that OMFG MY STOMACH ACHES SO FUCKING MUCH NOW I GOTTA RUIN JAY'S BUZZ BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS!!!! guess what you fucking bitches, i broke both my legs in a car wreck, and had my gut slashed open, not to mention half my back torn off. And i didnt make one bitchy coment, unlike you fuck bitches with youre "stomach cramps" take a midol and fuck youreself.

Try to ruin other peoples lives when theres are fucked up.

Men

Have Common sense

More open to ideas

More apathetic

Think Deeper than MOST females

Dont bitch CONSTANTLY about stomach cramps

dont call people to see what theyre thinking about...

dont try to ruin peoples lives with rumors, we kick theyre ass when they fuck with us

Higher pain threshhold.

I know, i know, im gonna get flamed by the pro-women and actual females on this board. But, i have a message to all of you little girlly men and actual females, fuck you and youre bitchiness.

That was just the teeniest bit biased..

MOST 13-17 year old girls may suck, and of course we blame it on hormones, which is what you blame everything on when you're a teenager. But there are some who actually do think deep thoughts and don't complain about cramps. And it isn't necessarily a good thing to be apathetic; but if you're trying to make the best out of your recent lobotomy I'll humor you. No one's going to take you seriously anyway, what with your inability to spell 'menstruation'.

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They are emotianally unstable, confusing to figure out, often extremely stupid, over-sensitive, and they have the weirdest ways of thinking!

I fit into the category you're stereotyping, and I don't consider myself stupid or overly sensitive...and any teenager is going to be confusing to figure out. I also see nothing wrong with weird ways of thinking, unless you want to clarify what you mean by it. Totse probably wouldn't exist were it not for people with weird ways of thinking..
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Old 2004-03-22, 16:19
SkiPpYP SkiPpYP is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

Teenage girls alone are very different from teenage girls with even one friend around. People generally act stupid in groups, where the larger the group, the lower the intelligence level. Get one alone though, and you might just be surprised by their maturity and intelligence.
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Old 2004-03-22, 16:31
Schraff Schraff is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by HempMaster:

ok look ill explain the differences between men and women, and it implies to ALL age groups.

Yeah, women. Men don't need 'em, am I right?

Hope the whole "gay" thing works out for you
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Old 2004-03-22, 19:17
HempMaster HempMaster is offline
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""""""""That was just the teeniest bit biased..

MOST 13-17 year old girls may suck, and of course we blame it on hormones, which is what you blame everything on when you're a teenager. But there are some who actually do think deep thoughts and don't complain about cramps. And it isn't necessarily a good thing to be apathetic; but if you're trying to make the best out of your recent lobotomy I'll humor you. No one's going to take you seriously anyway, what with your inability to spell 'menstruation'."""""""

Hmmmmmmmm, bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.... All about one fucking word. You must be a chick, eh? And if your not a chick youmust be one of those girly men who get but-fucked by there dad on a daily bases. Could i be right? eh? Ah fuck it your too stupid to sense the sarcasm...
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Old 2004-03-22, 19:37
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

There are only 2 big diffrences, girls have boobs, boys ( well at least most (GUSTAVE) dont)

boys have penises and girls have vaginies
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Old 2004-03-22, 23:54
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

its the good looking to good personality ratio. as women mature (slighty) with age, they become uglier and uglier. pick your poison, either you want to speak to the cunt or fuck it, but having both is a hard deal to come by.
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Old 2004-03-23, 00:06
Jesse's babe Jesse's babe is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

Most of the people who posted on this thread are guys right??

Well if so, have you'se ever stopped to think what girls think of guys between the age of 13-17 ??
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Old 2004-03-23, 00:08
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by HempMaster:

WOMEN

Emetional

Dependant (yea even you bitches who think youre dependant are still dependant on those fuck bitches in the government office's or you would be able to be independant, so shut up now)

Controlling

Untrustworthy

Lack Common sense

Bitchy as all hell get out

Use menstration as a reason to bitch (dont give me that shit that OMFG MY STOMACH ACHES SO FUCKING MUCH NOW I GOTTA RUIN JAY'S BUZZ BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS!!!! guess what you fucking bitches, i broke both my legs in a car wreck, and had my gut slashed open, not to mention half my back torn off. And i didnt make one bitchy coment, unlike you fuck bitches with youre "stomach cramps" take a midol and fuck youreself.

Try to ruin other peoples lives when theres are fucked up.

Men

Have Common sense

More open to ideas

More apathetic

Think Deeper than MOST females

Dont bitch CONSTANTLY about stomach cramps

dont call people to see what theyre thinking about...

dont try to ruin peoples lives with rumors, we kick theyre ass when they fuck with us

Higher pain threshhold.

it seems to me u keep saying we do nothing but complain but your whol post there was one giant complaint....and yea im totally sure u didnt complain once with all those oh so terrible injuries....and i laughed for a good 10 minutes are u discription of guys....more open to idea? is that y 75 percent of racists men?....apathetic!? thats y guys dont care about girls feelings?And i have never once complained about cramps, u suck at stereotyping people

it seems to me this whole thread is bogus cuz guys are complaing about girls complaining....
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Old 2004-03-23, 00:10
sen sen is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by stewartstoaap:

They are emotianally unstable, confusing to figure out, often extremely stupid, over-sensitive, and they have the weirdest ways of thinking!

Nothing and no one is too confusing to figure out, you are just an idiot and don't know how to perceive their actions.
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Old 2004-03-23, 00:55
SublimeZen124 SublimeZen124 is offline
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I totally agree. I went out with a girl for 9 months, all of which were the best time of my ife. We were both virgins andit was both of ours' first really serious relationship. Then all the sudden there's another guy that she wants to do stuff with. She decides we should break it off because she isn't good at being in a relationship. 9 Fucking months and all the sudden she isn't good at relationships. Stupid fucking 16 year old girls. So here I am, broken hearted, while two weeks later this is in her AIM profile about another guy (different than the other guy):

You give me fever

When you kiss me

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever in the morning

Fever all through the night

Goddamn slut.
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Old 2004-03-23, 01:07
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by HempMaster:

Men

Think Deeper than MOST females



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you for real? All my guy friends around here- half of whom are older than me (26)- are consistently falling over laughing whenever someone rips a gasser or other bizarre noises occur. They're proud of the volume of their farts, and I'm pretty goddamn sure plenty of the guys who read this board are too.

And those guys are deep thinkers compared to the ones whose brains go, "beer sex food sleep beer sex food sleep". The only way MOST women aren't as deep thinkers as men is if MOST women are vegetables.
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:20
Schraff Schraff is offline
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quote:more open to idea? is that y 75 percent of racists men?...\[/B]

Hmm...

Both don't cite sources of information...check.

Both don't check posts for grammar or spelling...check.

Both use bizarre, asinine arguments...check.

HempMaster and Elton John, you're made for each other! Hook up!
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Old 2004-03-23, 03:28
Criscocy Criscocy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jesse's babe:

Most of the people who posted on this thread are guys right??

Well if so, have you'se ever stopped to think what girls think of guys between the age of 13-17 ??

I'm Interested in what you have to say, or any other girls in that age range. Speak up ladies.
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Old 2004-03-23, 05:56
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Criscocy:

I'm Interested in what you have to say, or any other girls in that age range. Speak up ladies.

i did.
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Old 2004-03-23, 06:42
KornHater87 KornHater87 is offline
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So true, but they sure are hot!

[This message has been edited by KornHater87 (edited 03-23-2004).]
 #34 
Old 2004-03-23, 09:06
Jesse's babe Jesse's babe is offline
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Default Re: Females between ages 13-17 suck

quote:Originally posted by HempMaster:



WOMEN

Emetional

Dependant (yea even you bitches who think youre dependant are still dependant on those fuck bitches in the government office's or you would be able to be independant, so shut up now)

Controlling

Untrustworthy

Lack Common sense

Bitchy as all hell get out

Use menstration as a reason to bitch (dont give me that shit that OMFG MY STOMACH ACHES SO FUCKING MUCH NOW I GOTTA RUIN JAY'S BUZZ BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS!!!! guess what you fucking bitches, i broke both my legs in a car wreck, and had my gut slashed open, not to mention half my back torn off. And i didnt make one bitchy coment, unlike you fuck bitches with youre "stomach cramps" take a midol and fuck youreself.

Try to ruin other peoples lives when theres are fucked up.

Men

Have Common sense

More open to ideas

More apathetic

Think Deeper than MOST females

Dont bitch CONSTANTLY about stomach cramps

dont call people to see what theyre thinking about...

dont try to ruin peoples lives with rumors, we kick theyre ass when they fuck with us

Higher pain threshhold.

I know, i know, im gonna get flamed by the pro-women and actual females on this board. But, i have a message to all of you little girlly men and actual females, fuck you and youre bitchiness.

That is what guys think of girls and them selves but girls might think that what you have said about the guys is everything the women are. Is anyone against my suggestion??
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Old 2004-03-23, 10:24
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jesse's babe:

That is what guys think of girls and them selves but girls might think that what you have said about the guys is everything the women are. Is anyone against my suggestion??

that's how the average person of either gender will think of the opposite sex. but you gotta look past the biased opinions of society/media and what not and take each person as they are. man do i sound generic.
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Old 2004-03-23, 12:25
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I dunno I can normally get girls who are 15-17 to do pretty much what I want……..
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Old 2004-03-23, 21:35
HempMaster HempMaster is offline
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Did you ever think, that maby when we laugh at someone farting its because we are easily humored. Also, us men dont have mood swings. Also when i had those injuries i didnt complain once, you know why? cause earliar that year i, uh, did some things that caused me to lose almost all my feeling from the waste down.....
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Old 2004-03-23, 22:23
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Damn right! 13-17 girls are the worst kind head fucks mentally.
 
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