make him a sammich.

Whats a sammich?

Some american thing i assume.

Don't you mean fetal ... a blowjob?

sammitch is a silly way of sayin sandwich

*something vaguely ontopic*

When it comes to blowjobs, supposedly 'any head is good head'. Is the same true for cunnilingus?

I say no, and also add that it's a cruel, cruel world that we live in.

quote:Originally posted by Rico:

*something vaguely ontopic*

When it comes to blowjobs, supposedly 'any head is good head'. Is the same true for cunnilingus?

I say no, and also add that it's a cruel, cruel world that we live in.

There is definitely bad cunnilingus. I started out doing it really well, but about the third time I ate this girl out my neck hurt like a bitch cuz the couch in our dorm is too short and she noticed so she was trying to cum fast, and that just makes it worse.

So now I eat her out stretched out on the floor and my neck doesn't hurt but she still worries that it does so the sex is still "not good". So I'm still trying to get past that and get back to good oral sex with her.

quote:Originally posted by Joeb:

[...] the third time I ate this girl out my neck hurt like a bitch cuz the couch in our dorm is too short and she noticed so she was trying to cum fast, and that just makes it worse. [...]

If they do morphines or meth it's a fucking nightmare!



[This message has been edited by chemhacker (edited 03-21-2004).]

Yeah!!! Dude I'm definately up for eating the pussy of a meth'd out bitch.

Oh yeah morphine WOOT That's the best time to eat their pussy when they are half passed out.

Wow I'm getting so hot right now I think I might go get a gram of some meth and find a whore on the street to see if she'll let me eat her out.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Yeah!!! Dude I'm definately up for eating the pussy of a meth'd out bitch.

Oh yeah morphine WOOT That's the best time to eat their pussy when they are half passed out.

Wow I'm getting so hot right now I think I might go get a gram of some meth and find a whore on the street to see if she'll let me eat her out.

Choose the right sofa then or youl'll get a nasty back pain and an aching tounge. :-)

I'm going to get her really horny and eat her and out in a comfortable chair or something. If she doesn't enjoy that I'll punch her in the face and rape her.



Slowly.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

make him a sammich.

You're stupid.

OMG u dont get it. if your bad at eating her out she should make you a sammich.

....why? shouldnt you make her the sandwich?

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:

....why? shouldnt you make her the sandwich?

no

Lol^^^. You funny mother fucker. I'd make her a burger.

yah, i'd say make her a sammitch if you are bad. You're to blame!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Lol^^^. You funny mother fucker. I'd make her a burger.

yeah, but id have to borrow her buns.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

OMG u dont get it. if your bad at eating her out she should make you a sammich.

I get it thats why I think you're stupid.