What are some of the worst and/or best terms for Vagina that you have heard? I hate that word and would like to have a slightly creative one to use instead.

--Emily

Best: Love Pouch

Worst: Cunt

Best: Axe Wound

Worst: Cunt (as it gets you slapped)

Best: Muff

there is no worst because i dont have one.

snapper, bearded clam, hot dog bun, meat curtains, cooch, cooter, pouch, slit.

I like "cunt". Maybe it's an acquired taste.

Best: hoo-ha

worst: tuna taco

Seems like all people say today is pussy, and I can't fucking stand that word.

I like cookie.

Cunnie. It's an aquired taste a taste you can call your own!

Hole Enchilada.

Glory Hole.

Clam-snapper.

Cuntraption.

Juice-Newton

Box-Lunch

Hidey-High & Hidey-Hole

Tunnel of Love?

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I like "cunt". Maybe it's an acquired taste.

Best: hoo-ha

worst: tuna taco

Hoo-ha?

Hahahah, hoo-ha.

Hooooooo-ha.

Hahahaha...

Say it out loud, it's funny as hell.

Female Pouch

"Check it, there's a midget lickin' someones muff"

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I like "cunt". Maybe it's an acquired taste.





yea, me too. I always wanted a chick to whisper that word in my ear. I dont know why. haha the worst is pussy especially when guys say it. It realyl grosses me out.

cunt is good



fuck hole bad

Best=Cunt



Worst=Cunt



Nuff said



TMG

I like cunt...and Cindy, Hoo Ha is great...

Poon, muff, cooch, coochie, and cooter are all great words.

I hate pussy...it just reminds me of cats..i hate cats and would hate to imagine that my cooch is anything remarkably similar to one.

err spaz hole. id have to say worst is the tuna taco - kinda sums up a few beached whales id rather not know

i like twat and pussy

dont like cum pocket or dick warmer

Best=cunt

Worst=sex

"he slid his cock into her sex"

*shudders*

Heh, in addition to hoo-ha is "hooey-hooey". I don't mind hearing the word "pussy", but for some reason I feel ridiculous saying it.

I like words like cunt and twat that are just words, but things that are really graphic are just gross, especially anything meat or fish related.

Best- cunt

Worst- growler, kebab, muff.

best:Tight hott pussy

worst: Lockness Monster

Best: s'mass

Worst: Cheesy Taco

[This message has been edited by Shonkman (edited 03-21-2004).]

best: cooter or moisty

worst: fish taco

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I like "cunt". Maybe it's an acquired taste.

Best: hoo-ha

worst: tuna taco

sure its great but its guarnteed to get a guy slapped.

oh and i dont have a best but the worst is Vagina that word makes me cringe, I think some lesbians made it up so guys didnt want to stick it there.

Girl: Hi

Guy: Hi, wanna go back and you know

Girl: oh you mean stick it to my vagina

Guy: * Bleh* ** pukes ** * wipes mouth and walks away distugustes..



its making me sick typing it.

wait wait...lesbian scientists....

the smart words always sound kinda akward. I think penis is pretty akward in comparison to other words, but it a guy was like hey penis i would'd puke and run away.

What were you talking about in cindy's post w/ slapping Bushy? If you mean cunt, you wont get slapped by certain girls, but if you mean tuna taco, i agree...no one is not going to be offended by tuna taco.

quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:

best:Tight hott pussy

worst: Lockness Monster

??Cock-mess Monster??

My g/f has her own term for hers that I won't say here but she has a name for a mans bits too and one for my manhood too!

Her one for the penis is funny though "Weedybird"

I like cookie, it sounds so damn cute.

I have also been known to call it a cum chute when I'm feeling randy.

i don't know but after reading all that, tuna taco sounds stupid and pussy well, always felt weird about hearin/sayin it, tho i have no real issues with either, a guy heard me say it once in some sentence form and made me say it again cuz he'd never heard a girl use that term something along the lines of "sexy/slick ass pussy" i was responding to something someone said oh god i'm rambling. apparently he was surprised, meh.

There's something slightly erotic about your fuck-o-choice referring to it as her "pussy". To my last, it was dirty talk, to a degree, and for that reason it turned me on (because normally she was shyer, and didn't refer to the area at all).

"Vagina" isn't so hot. Who decided to call it a "vagina"? Think about it. It boggles the mind.

Twat sucks, too. Cunt's insulting. Love tunnel's funny. Anything with "cock" or "dick" in the name is bad. "Birth canal" is sissy-scientific and shows an obvious aversion to sexual words.

Pussy probably is the best. Or no referrals at all, if you're dealing with a good girl.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

... Pussy probably is the best. Or no referrals at all, if you're dealing with a good girl.



there are good girls out there??? LOL ... j/k i see "good girls" as those who have had little to no sexual experience (basically live rather sheltered lives) i have friends who are like that, i love corrupting their minds.

The sweetest thing my guy ever called it was my Love Canal.

The worst: the C-word (I hate it so much I won't even type it)

Worst: Mom

Best: Mom

...

Best Royal Sheaf

Worst Tuna Taco of Unholy Desiese Riddance....

best: va-gina. not vagina. i pronounce gina like the girls name. va-gina.

worst: pussy. so nasty.

Oh thank you so much!!! Ihate the word Vagina so much. And now I have many options!!

--Emily

best: cockpit

worst: fuck hole, camel toe

-rock on