Missionary position.

I have 3 vibrators and 2 or 3 dildos (I don't remember) - my fav is called "Rolling Thunder" and has a rabbit.

Sleaziest fantasy, lemme see, I shared a phone fantasy with a guy a few years ago about a pink popsicle (he was putting it in my 'special place').

I just have to swallow - it makes the act more complete to me - and besides, where would you put it?

I'm a straight female, so Jenna Bush does nothing for me.

Never watched MSNBC.

I'd put (well I'd have him put) the fudgesicle the same place as the popsicle above.

Fantasizing about "being a tampon" is okay, but I wouldn't let it slip, not even to the other person.

Um...

Welcome to totse?

Tks, Falcon. I've only been lurking here a while, and decided to sign up in order to post a reply.

Oh yeah, and that's s'posed to be 2 words (Auntie D) in case anyone's wondering.

quote:Originally posted by Auntied:

Oh yeah, and that's s'posed to be 2 words (Auntie D) in case anyone's wondering.

Thanks, cause I was like, WHAT THE FUCK?

You are the only person so actaully answer those questions since I started visiting this site!!!

That's why I asked "Seriously?" Like I said, I've been lurking only a little while, so I didn't know if maybe older posts had been deleted. Oh well, now y'all know.

Armsmerchant's wife answered them when she started posting on totse for a week or two. that's the only other person i remember.

anyway... hi.

Do you like Semensicles? Fresh froze semen on

a stick? Just the thing for a hot Summer day,

with just a hint of salt.

quote:Originally posted by Falcon:

Um...

Welcome to totse?

Should fit right in!

quote:Originally posted by Auntied:

I have 3 vibrators and 2 or 3 dildos (I don't remember) - my fav is called "Rolling Thunder" and has a rabbit.

Im guessin you recharge your own batteries

quote:Originally posted by the meth god:

Im guessin you recharge your own batteries



No, actually I use real ones, cuz I've been instructed that rechargeables don't fit well in vibrators (they are just a bit bigger) and I've also found that when they start to die, they don't emit quite a strong a function, which is VERY important!

But I do go through quite a few batteries!

Im just going to answer one part of the questions....the thing about the fudgesickles....Do you not realize that fudgesickles are one of the best tasting foods ever? Why not just eat it. Yeah that may be boring, and yeah if it was a different popsicle the answer would be different, but come on. If it were a fudgesickle, it would totally get used as food. For me. Yes, I am a selfish little shit.

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

Im just going to answer one part of the questions....the thing about the fudgesickles....Do you not realize that fudgesickles are one of the best tasting foods ever? Why not just eat it. Yeah that may be boring, and yeah if it was a different popsicle the answer would be different, but come on. If it were a fudgesickle, it would totally get used as food. For me. Yes, I am a selfish little shit.

Too true, A&B, they are too good to do anything but eat



[This message has been edited by Auntied (edited 03-21-2004).]