For all you lonely poor chicks, or weird guys who want to give your girlfriend a gift, read this.

What u need:

Container or two of Play Doh

Wax

PVC Pipe or Ballistic Gel

Cooking Oil

How to do it:

#1-Make a penis out of the playdoh.

#2-Heat the wax up in a pan

#3-Insert the play doh penis into the molten wax and let the wax cool. You now have a penis mold.

#4-Heat up some pvc pipe in a pan with cooking oil, or heat up some ballistic gel.

#5-Dump the gel or plastic into the wax mold.

#6-Remove the wax from the plastic penis and its ready for use!

Note-This makes a fun, inexpensive addition to halloween!

Or you could make a key for a vending machine.

HAHAHAHAHA!

BURN.

quote:Or you could make a key for a vending machine.

Or you could shut up and stop being a retard.

quote:Originally posted by CodemanCJQ:

Or you could shut up and stop being a retard.

quote:Originally posted by CodemanCJQ:

Or better yet, make a key! This works great with soda machine lox and ones similar to that. First, take a impresssion of the lock with some play doh. Then, put your clay key into a small pan face down, and heat up some wax and dump it around the key. Then remove the clay key, and you now have a key mold! Now, put light layer of cooking oil or some kind of lube in the hole. Then, get some pvc pipe, and melt it into plastic liquid, then dump it into the wax mold. Wait for the key to cool off, and its ready to use!

Note- When melting the plastic, get some cooking oil in a small pan, and submerge the pipe in it. If you try to heat the pipe up alone, you will most likely burn it!.

Hmmm.

That kid loves his play dough.

How to make a Dildo:

Buy a Cucumber

Insert it into your special area.

wtf is ballistic gel??

there are easier ways to make a dildo. just look around your house for certain objects....lol my favorite is the lint roller. but make sure you clean it for germs first.

... You do know plastic gives of toxic fumes when burn--- Ohh... I think I see why you posted this, brain damage and all.

quote:Heat up some pvc pipe in a pan

Real smart, pal; melting PVC in an uncontrolled environment. Vinyl chloride is a known carcinogen and it's fumes can be quite toxic.

Don't listen to this guy if you want to keep your health.

umm would balistics gel work? i mean i think when it got wet you might have a little mess.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

... You do know plastic gives of toxic fumes when burn--- Ohh... I think I see why you posted this, brain damage and all.



are you talking about what i posted? i wasn't talking about melting the lint roller. i was talking about using it as is. use the handle as a penis. just make sure its clean. lol. it's funny because i have a real dildo, but i dont like it as much. too big. lint roller handle, just right.

will this dildo vibrate?

if you shake a stick at it.

quote:Originally posted by Friskey22384:



are you talking about what i posted? i wasn't talking about melting the lint roller. i was talking about using it as is. use the handle as a penis. just make sure its clean. lol. it's funny because i have a real dildo, but i dont like it as much. too big. lint roller handle, just right.

No no, CodemanCJQ's idea to melt PVC. That means toxic fumes (like I said).

Fumes are FUN! :B

quote:Originally posted by elf:

Or you could make a key for a vending machine.

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

ok this is a dumb idea all together because of the fumes but wouldn't the hot melted platic and oil melt the wax mold. just guessing but i think it would but your the expert plz elaborate.

quote:Originally posted by CodemanCJQ:

For all you lonely poor chicks, or weird guys who want to give your girlfriend a gift, read this.

What u need:

Container or two of Play Doh

Wax

PVC Pipe or Ballistic Gel

Cooking Oil

How to do it:

#1-Make a penis out of the playdoh.

#2-Heat the wax up in a pan

#3-Insert the play doh penis into the molten wax and let the wax cool. You now have a penis mold.

#4-Heat up some pvc pipe in a pan with cooking oil, or heat up some ballistic gel.

#5-Dump the gel or plastic into the wax mold.

#6-Remove the wax from the plastic penis and its ready for use!

Note-This makes a fun, inexpensive addition to halloween!

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