cleary stated

sweet topic

Explain.

True...but there's an exception the first few times. Maybe...

Most guys have no clue what they are doing between the legs of a chick. Learn how to eat a good pussy, and you will have a happy partner.

I could give a long ass primer, but I prefer to keep my secret methods a secret. There is tons of sites dedicated to just this subject, so it may do you all well to read up on it.

"secret methods" probably means your crap and can't do it to save your life.

Well, you can't expect him to do it perfectly the first time...

Practise makes perfect

Why don't you learn to communicate what you want, so it gets better. Rome wasn't built in a day....

Cunnilingus: Hard to perfect, but also awfully hard to fuck up.

I mean, geez, all you need to do is Google the clitoris and find out where it is. That'll be good enough until you figure out more tricks.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Cunnilingus: Hard to perfect, but also awfully hard to fuck up.

I mean, geez, all you need to do is Google the clitoris and find out where it is. That'll be good enough until you figure out more tricks.

Most guys will just dive on in, and concentrate on the clit, without any sort of work up to it. That lil' thing needs to be stimulated before you even start. Not to mention, it should never be rubbed with a dry finger.

It is also important to work on the adrogenous (I cant spell) zone inside the vaginal cannal. It is located on the roof, where your penis should rub if you fuck a girl the right way (yet another thing most guys don't know how to do). Two fingers is plenty (and for god's sake, not dry fingers) to stimulate this area with a rythmic motion.

No, their is much more to it than just licking the ol' tweeter.

You know what? I hate people like you. I'm not going to be rude or anything, but come on man, if a girl gives you an alright bj and later said "hey, Can I give you another blow job", you aren't going to say "No, it wasn't mind boggling, so I dont want it".

If a guy isnt great, but is willing to try, good for them. It really is hard to fuck up. Even if a guy isn't really really great at it, it still feels good. So why discourage them. They have to learn, and they are trying to please their girl, which is actually really cool, not a bad thing. Simply Stated.

quote:Originally posted by BD w/ Kung-Fu Grip:

No, their is much more to it than just licking the ol' tweeter.

Which is why I said it's good enough until you learn more tricks.

Seriously, if a girl went and grabbed your dick and started yanking on it, even if she was a complete spaz, it wouldn't be bad at all unless she was trying to pull the damn thing off. Likewise, unless you start digging under the hood or clamping down on it with your teeth, she's probably not going to mind.

Besides, can't we generally presume there was some measure of foreplay involved in getting her pants off? Not many guys who are inexperienced at oral sex are going to have a naked girl sleeping next to them when they decide to go down and start chomping on her clit, which is about the only way (outside of her being utterly disinterested in what he's about to do) one is likely to encounter the problems you mentioned.

go thru the archives for tips...

Im making my man practice till he gets it right.

Then I might think about letting him take off the hand-cuffs.

Serriously, You people are using all the huge-mungo works to describe these shit and I have no clue what the hell you are talking about.



Really.. where is the clit? I couldnt stop laughing. Just lube up your fingers, put them inside her pussy, rub the roof of it with pressure, but not too fast,(unless she is really moaning, the go for it) and lick the clit. Dont just slobber on it, love it. Make it feel good.

And no biting.

On purpouse at least.

Or too hard.

Well...

So just lick the sides of it, and finger her.. she'll enjoy it..

Raz

quote:Originally posted by stupidpunker88:

cleary stated

Its an aquired tatse.