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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-18, 20:30
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Default I am such a lucky bastard.

How many folks here have a girl that will let you cum on their tits anytime they don't want to fuck? My girl will do if for me anytime, even if she is about to go to sleep.

Makes things easier for me too, I don't have to wait for porn to d/l off kazaa.

God, I'm such a lucky bastard.

(I was bored, so I decided to rub it in to all of you how great my life is)
 #2 
Old 2004-03-18, 23:08
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

How does she allow this (in a word wise sense, not a moral sense)?

"Gee, honey, I really dont feel like fucking. Cum on my tits instead."

Why dont you just be like hey bitch, lets fuck now or Hey bitch, suck me off right now. Your girlfriend seems to like to be degraded, I'm sure she'd be into it.
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Old 2004-03-19, 20:56
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Not really, she likes it a little bit, but she lets me do it to make me happy. She does like to be held down, and forced a little, but that has nothing to do with cumming on her tits. She actually started it. I was horny, and trying to get her to fuck, and she was "tired" (that excuse always pisses me off) and shes like "you can cum on my tits" I was like ok, and 2 years later, its still like that, and I couldnt be happier.

She likes it when I say I am going to rape her. As long as I really rape her, she likes it, but if I use that line to get regular sex, she gets very turned off. So I only say it when I am very horny, then I rip her clothes off, and by then she is wet enough to fuck, so I just bend her over, and go to town.

Shes a nice girl though, not crazy or slutty. Every girl likes a little force every now and then. I advise every man here (in a relationship) to try it. Unless you think she will take it seriously, or shes been raped.

I'm telling you guys, she will love it.
 #4 
Old 2004-03-20, 05:58
Stranger1786 Stranger1786 is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Damn Straight Girls like it. Domination is great, my boy needs lessons from you!!!

--Emily
 #5 
Old 2004-03-20, 12:54
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Dude...You have to take a look at your life and realise how stupid you are!

"Yaay for me...I can jack it and cum all over my girlfriend...What a great and lucky guy I am!"

Prat!
 #6 
Old 2004-03-20, 13:05
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

I wish my girlfriend didn't have any self respect.

You're a lucky man
 #7 
Old 2004-03-20, 13:29
patch_the_beatch patch_the_beatch is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

yo bitch! ive got a girl whos way better!!! shed suck my dick and let me cum on her pussy anytime!!! just like u in a way but way better!!!
 #8 
Old 2004-03-20, 16:00
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Prat x 2.
 #9 
Old 2004-03-20, 23:34
Pinball Wizard Pinball Wizard is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

Every girl likes a little force every now and then. I advise every man here (in a relationship) to try it.I think I will just rape your girlfriend instead.
 #10 
Old 2004-03-20, 23:43
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Cumming on tits = great relationship....gimme a fucking break. You're a shitass.

P.S. A girl letting her boyfriend cum on her tits or wherever doesn't necessarily mean that she enjoys or even is being degraded. It's her sex life, she can do what she wants with it.
 #11 
Old 2004-03-21, 02:13
Mackofett Mackofett is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Im going to make you jelous now!!! My g/f will suck me and fuck me then not just "Let" me cum on her tits... She'll guide me up there then down all over her pussy... then on her ass in her hair and fuck she'll even aim towards the windows so we can give them a good cleaning too, and if theres some left in me as there usually is what with me being able to shoot off a litre and a half most times we'll go downstairs and do the dishes with it, though we only do that really for special occasions like when the parents arecoming over or for Christmas dinner, you know special things!!!

Please geta fucking life.

How lucky you are!

You g/f is just too lazy at times Id say but more than that Id say she just has no interest in having sex with you she thinks that will get you off her back!
 #12 
Old 2004-03-21, 02:39
Jackel003 Jackel003 is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

How about titty fucking??
 #13 
Old 2004-03-21, 03:06
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

You guys flaming are dicks. Its not even like that. We have awesome sex about 2-5 times a week. I just have a more active sex drive than her, and she is more than happy to accomodate me. Its no fun walking around with a raging hard on all the time. I'm a horny guy. Most girls her age in steady relationships don't care about the guys sexual needs. Thats why I am lucky, because my old lady loves me enough to do anything she can to make me happy, and I return the favor as well.

It's called compromise. All good couples do it. Why shouldn't it extend to sex? Sex is a very important part of relationships. Usually, when people aren't satisfied, they go elsewhere, I don't even look, because I have the greatest girl in the world.

I pity you guys that flamed me, you either never knew true love, or got burned. It's okay though, you poor little losers, your mothers still love you.
 #14 
Old 2004-03-21, 03:29
cunfoozedmunkee cunfoozedmunkee is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

stupid noob, where u live? don't treat her like that or i'll kick ur ass
 #15 
Old 2004-03-21, 04:10
boomgetchopped boomgetchopped is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

what about her face?
 #16 
Old 2004-03-21, 12:00
the meth god the meth god is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

How many folks here have a girl that will let you cum on their tits anytime they don't want to fuck?

With proper training and or cooperation they all do that.
 #17 
Old 2004-03-21, 21:02
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Yeah, but I didn't "train" her to do it. It was her idea. First she wanted me to do it during sex, which I had never done before, and then one day, I wanted to fuck, but she was tired, and so suggested that. My only point in this is that I am lucky to have a girl that will compromise in order to make us both happy. Cunfoozedmunkee, you are a moron.
 #18 
Old 2004-03-22, 00:37
paintballpunk paintballpunk is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

sounds like u got a slut...thats not bad but just watch out for the std's.
 #19 
Old 2004-03-22, 01:48
LuvBuds LuvBuds is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

listen to u fuck heads. Callin her a slut caus u dont get any.

Im with u cummin on tits is cool my woman is into all sort os kinky shit and SHE IS NO SLUT.

U NERDY CUNTS are pathetic.

ALl woman like kinky shit but a decent woman will only do it with who she plans to spend hr life with.

A SLUT HAS DON IT ALL BEFORE YESTERDAY

If u fags got off your computer and got som pussy u would realise its not just porn this shit happns.

FAGGOTS
 #20 
Old 2004-03-22, 02:14
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

Thank you love buds. Thats what I was trying to say. My girl fucks like a porno star, and I love it. Shes kinky as fuck, all you other fucks just wish you had some pussy.
 #21 
Old 2004-03-22, 02:32
paintballpunk paintballpunk is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

quote:Originally posted by LuvBuds:

listen to u fuck heads. Callin her a slut caus u dont get any.

Im with u cummin on tits is cool my woman is into all sort os kinky shit and SHE IS NO SLUT.

U NERDY CUNTS are pathetic.

ALl woman like kinky shit but a decent woman will only do it with who she plans to spend hr life with.

A SLUT HAS DON IT ALL BEFORE YESTERDAY

If u fags got off your computer and got som pussy u would realise its not just porn this shit happns.

FAGGOTS

I feel this shit was directed at me...

And I even mentioned, a slut isnt bad, its just someone who enjoys sex. And then I said, watch out for the std's cuz thats shits serious these days. Dont fuck without a rubber.

And luvbitch, if you think I am a computer faggot that looks at porn, your right about the porn. But you dont know the simple pleasures of fucking 2 random girls at a party...
 #22 
Old 2004-03-22, 03:54
killtehinternet killtehinternet is offline
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Default Re: I am such a lucky bastard.

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:

But you dont know the simple pleasures of fucking 2 random girls at a party...

Thats something that will give you the HIV
 
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