All these topics about how a guy can pleasure the girl but wut can a girl do to make sex amazing for the guy?

That attitude is a good start. Now turn around like a good girl and let me cuff your hands behind your back...

uh, pleasing a guy is no mystery. Sex and Golf; two things guys don't have to be good at to enjoy.

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/self_improvement/nodozanddxmbad172440.html

Don't talk after.

s"uck his dick, play with his balls make him sandwitch and dont talk so much."

dave chappelle

How does a girl please a guy?

Show up on time?

Agree with him that the Three Stooges were ahead of their time (and cool), and the rest will fall into place....

-Extant

you guys suck at advice....i mean really wut else is ther besides the basics

No we don't. Here I'll put it simple.

1. Start on him. Don't let him make the first move.

2. Act like you're enjoying it.

3. Ask him what he wants.

4. Do what he wants.

5. Make him a sandwich.

6. Shut the fuck up and let him sleep.

Those, seriously, is what pleases a guy. We aren't that complicated.

here's some generic advice, every guy likes certain things, somethings, like a blowjob, are obvious. But really the only way to judge what your guy likes is to pay attention to his reaction. If he moans, rolls his eyes back into his head, grabs your arm/the sheets/etc. are all good indicators of whether or not you're doing a good job. Experiment, lick the tip of his penis during oral rub the base of his cock, move your hips around and change the pace during sex, try different positions, try licking/fondling his balls. Ask him what he likes, no one can answer this question but your boyfriend, try things out.

quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

you guys suck at advice....i mean really wut else is ther besides the basics



We 'suck' at giving advice, but you can't figure something as stupid as a guy out?

C'mon m'dear, get the brain churning and then the pelvis.

I guess that I can randomly spit out advice. Let's seeee.....

Easy is very right. A giving attitude is a great start. Good job .

Know how to enjoy sex. Know what turns you on and gets you off.

Make suggestions on trying different things that you'd think that he'd like.

That's all that I can think of right now. That should hold you over for a while. Have fun with pleasing your man. You are a model for other females. A+ .

You are the first woman I have ever seen ask advice on how to please a guy.

For that, you have gained my internet respect.

I dont know about other guys but i hate it when girls fake orgasms.

Not only does it ruin your chances of actually having great sex now, it stops the guy learning what you really like and how to make you orgasm for future sessions.

What guys like...

well i like it when i pretend to rape my girlfriend and then she turns around and rapes me. its awesome.

just dont bend his dick the wrong way when your on top.

i like it when my girlfriend lets me sleep witih her and her best friend, that is also awesome.

Some guys like anal sex.

most guys like it when their gf is giving them a blow job when they wake up.

You could try sticking your finger in his ass,while sucking him off.

A clean shaven, non smelling vagina is a must.

Have you learnt to squeeze your muscles yet?

get them muscles strong, this is the needed for great sex.

Hope this helps, i may think of more later.

quote:Originally posted by Darkus:

uh, pleasing a guy is no mystery. Sex and Golf; two things guys don't have to be good at to enjoy.

AHAHAHAHAHA so true!! this cracks me up!!

Invite as many of your or his hot friends (girls) around to his house as you can. Then you can all be all over him pleasing him. Even better if your all naked and give him a surprise. He will like that. That's every mans dream.

do what ever he want's, that's if it's not nasty like urinating and eating feces

show him that you enjoy sex with him.....nothing is more important than that!

otherwise its the old advice:

turn up naked

bring beer

swallow

1.go deep

2.give us options BJ or a sammwich ( not a sandwich)

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

1.go deep

2.give us options BJ or a sammwich ( not a sandwich)

Always give us both though.

For one, don't just lie there and make little noises like a god damn blow-up doll while I'm splitting you like wet pine with my massive stick. I realize that the problem may be me, but it may also be because you're nervous and don't know what to do. The answer? Just do what feels right.

Second, never fake orgasm. That's the most dishonorable thing you can do to a man. If I ain't pleasing you, I want to know, so I can adjust what I'm doing and change that; not think that I'm satisfying you when I'm really not just because you give these shallow moans and choke my name out a few times. Besides, the more perceptive among us can tell.

Third, play with our balls a little more. Don't be too rough, but don't be afraid, either. We aren't going to yelp in pain if you cup them in your hands, or something. I don't especially get off on ball play (but I don't hate it, either!), but a lot of guys do.

Fourth, give us the night off here and now; don't always make it about you (not that you do; hell, this thread is evidence of that). Tell us to do what pleases us, and not to worry about you for the night. We'll love you for it.

Fifth, shut the fuck up. Yes, I know how you feel about me and what an emotional, romantic experience this was for you. You don't have to constantly remind me (but do it sometimes! I don't want to feel unloved, either); it kills my stiffy.

Sixth, be open. Perhaps the most important. Don't let something that I may want to do that's "taboo" turn you off or gross you out; keep an open mind. In other words; when I tell you that I'd like to blindfold you, shove a cuke up your ass and ride you like a cheap drug mule, just let me. Stop being such a prude.

Thanks for reading.

-Infrared, borderline chauvanist pig (no, not really.)

infared you need to work on your presentation a bit..... (shove a cuke !!!???)

Nothing gets me off more during sex than hearing the girl start to breathe harder and make little "eh" sounds. I am usually in it to please the other so hearing the girl do that is the ultimate turn-on...

Oh God.. I love these topics! lol

But hey.. I do have to give tips to the "woman" who posted this. This actually helps me too!

But honestly.. I feel like I have everything covered. I bet guys wish that we (girls) were this easy! lol But I'll tell you what... I can't wait to get a new boyfriend and try all this shit on him! Makes me all happy inside that I can please a guy in a damn good way! I love bein the pleaser lol

~*Angel*~

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

1.go deep

2.give us options BJ or a sammwich ( not a sandwich)

whats a sammwich?

It's actually "sammich" A sammich is what you eat after a bj. Very satisfying.

you mean like 2 pieces of bread and soem ham?.....im confused...

yeah like some bread and and cheese and turkey. guys love food sex and sleep.

9 times outa 10 ill pick a good sammich over a handjob

Hmmm... blow my load or fill my stomach... That's a hard decision to make. I'd have to take number...number... well shit I can't decide.

It's easy!! Men are not complicated!! The only ABSOLUTE requirement is that YOU MUST BE THERE!! (hee hee). After that, if you have a good ATTITUDE, and he isn't a total jerk or boar, everything that should happen WILL happen. Love, Venus.

Sometimes attempting too much is a total turnoff. Mabe just do it. Then again mabe we should go out?

so if i just go for it and give him head....wut if im not good at it and he doesnt enjoy it....imma be kinda embarassed...wut do i do then

that is a real danger. Once i got a real bad bj and it was a bore. WE were watchign super troppers wehn she went down on me and i was more interested in the movie then in her ( in her defence its an awsome movie). funny thing is she cheated on me suckin some other kid off lol.

quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

so if i just go for it and give him head....wut if im not good at it and he doesnt enjoy it....imma be kinda embarassed...wut do i do then

its kinda hard to not give good head, lick the head of his shaft. and play with his balls. umm if your daring in the middle of it get some lube or something and stick a finger in his ass, i dont mind it as long as the girl is going down on me.....



and if you really suck make him a sammich

on second hand have a sammich on hand for when your done.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-18-2004).]

lol thanx for the post...

....but wuts the big deal with the sammich's?

bushy is right alicia so stop worrying 'bout

it.it's harder to get wrong than right.have a beer with that sandwich waiting and he'll think he's done died and gorn to heaven! YES we blokes are really that shallow..

ps.DO NOT ON ANY ACCOUNT ASK HIM AFTERWARDS WETHER IT WAS ALRIGHT!!!

lol..blokes....cool accent

quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

....but wuts the big deal with the sammich's?

It's spelled sammitch. It's kinda become a joke around here: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/006507.html

As far as answering your original question: make food, enjoy sex, and never, EVER tell them they're wrong about anything.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

It's spelled sammitch. It's kinda become a joke around here: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/006507.html

As far as answering your original question: make food, enjoy sex, and never, EVER tell them they're wrong about anything.



But if you don't tell them when they're wrong, someone else will, and they'll feel stupid about it and annoyed you didn't tell me...

It must be a situational thing *turns shirt right-side in*.

Yummm... Time for a sammitch!

No, never tell me im wrong. I will find out myself.

quote:Originally posted by Slide 6 1/2:

No we don't. Here I'll put it simple.

1. Start on him. Don't let him make the first move.

2. Act like you're enjoying it.

3. Ask him what he wants.

4. Do what he wants.

5. Make him a sandwich.

6. Shut the fuck up and let him sleep.

Those, seriously, is what pleases a guy. We aren't that complicated.

Speak for yourself.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

No, never tell me im wrong. I will find out myself.

Well, I like hearing I'm wrong so I can pretend that I wasn't wrong, or make it all into a big joke. If I have to figure it out myself, I usually end up fighting my way out of some alien base in a stolen exo-suit. :\

Probably depends on the guy but for me you have to be shaved and still act like you actually like giving the guy a head job.

Also take his load and don't run out of the room shreiking EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

once when i was sucking my mums cock, she ejacualted into my mouth, and i swallowed it, and got sent to the hospital with salmonella. true story

Suck his cock...I think you you should know that by now.Stupid girl you should be ashamed.

quote:Originally posted by iloveanal:

once when i was sucking my mums cock, she ejacualted into my mouth, and i swallowed it, and got sent to the hospital with salmonella. true story

??????my mum's???????????????????????

thats some strange family you got

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

That attitude is a good start. Now turn around like a good girl and let me cuff your hands behind your back...



i'll have to agree with that one.........

to please a guy, just be as drity and filthy as you can.....as long as a girl isn't a boring fuck shes pleasing...

if a girl wants to please me she can start at calling me daddy......or master i'm not fussy



[This message has been edited by jay666 (edited 03-19-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

do what ever he want's, that's if it's not nasty like urinating and eating feces

nastier the better