Hi guys

Any suggestions for my boyfriends birthday gift.

We've been going out for like 2 years........

sorry but if you have been going out with your guy for TWO YEARS and need help from an internet forum to buy him a gift then there is something seriously wrong with your relationship....

you should by now know what he likes, use his interests/likes and your brain to think of something to get him....its easy if you actually think about it!!!!

how about a pocketknife with an instription on it or sign him up for that sports channel package that they have for the tv.

Dress up like a total fucking whore, and be waiting for him in his bed when he comes home. Get some kinky lingerie, maybe even a wig, some toys, whatever. Do it in the middle of the day. Unexpected afternoon sex is always a hit with us men. Then, just let him play out his fantasies.

Why this is a good present:

1.) He's guaranteed to like it

2.) It won't cost you anything, unless you don't own any lingerie

3.) Fuck, you might even get off too!

If you want to try a practice run to get your techniques right before the big day, give me a shout!