Think about it:

-no bloody periods

-no PMSing

-very small chance of rape outside of prison(don't get all technical on me; the chance that a big guy is gonna ass rape a guy in the real world is pretty unlikely)

-less maintenance and accessories (girls need bras, tampons, and need to worry about tit slips, cellulite, wrinkles, and fixing their hair

-a penis (which is so much more convenient)

-no child-birth

-generally being dominant over females (by this I'm saying chances are an average man could overpower an average woman)

-less chance of cancer

I'm not saying women are bad. I mean, we all WANT women. I'm just saying I'm glad that I'M not a woman.

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I understand, but some woman on here is going to emotionally and verbally rape you for this...

Good luck, for your mission will be hard.

Oh yeah, thats another reason

-Men are much less emotional and much more logical. Not to say woman are stupid or illogical, but men thing in much simpler terms. When is the last time you saw a man crying because his wife didn't bring him flowers and say I love you.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Oh yeah, thats another reason

-Men are much less emotional and much more logical. Not to say woman are stupid or illogical, but men thing in much simpler terms. When is the last time you saw a man crying because his wife didn't bring him flowers and say I love you.

A dude will cry if he hasn't had sex in a while. Plus true, we do think in simple-terms, we are also hella creative. Only a man would get his buddy to sit in a G-Size Rocket propelled shopping cart. Women would never do that.

Men think in simpler and more wordly terms.

A guy explained this once. A woman hasn't gotten flowers in a while, and therefore thinks her man doesn't love her. A guy is trying to watch football while his wife blocks the TV. He wants his wife out of the way.

quote:Originally posted by stop-da-hate'n:

...Women would never do that.

Sort of makes me wish I wasn't in the same gender pool as you "your friends".

you get a cookie for pointing out the obvious

quote:Originally posted by Wmupilot:

you get a cookie for pointing out the obvious

You get a cookie (actually the same cookie) for pointing out the obvious being pointed out.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

You get a cookie (actually the same cookie) for pointing out the obvious being pointed out.

You get a cookie (the same cookie) for pointing out that pointing out the obvious being pointed out is cookie-worthy

*just wait for a female to rip his balls off*

Good point, though.

Sure but ya know they got dem... uh, those vaginas.

Yup *sips beer*

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

You get a cookie (the same cookie) for pointing out that pointing out the obvious being pointed out is cookie-worthy

You get a cookie (the same cookie seeing as I don't have any other cookies to be giving out) for pointing that pointing out that pointing out the obvious being pointed out is cookie-worthy!

i hope you both get syphilis

kisses

Im a woman....and the upside is.........

-I dont have Man-stAnk

-my genetals are more cute

-I have tits (an obvious upside)

-women live longer generally

-I wont spend my teenage years living for sex like most guys I know do

-lesbians are more easily excepted than gay men

-I can have an orgasm virtually anywhere and I dont have a sticky mess to deal with

-Im not as likely to commit some act of testosterone driven obscene stupidity

seriously, men smell more than women

but in any case I might still rape you

I dunno, being a woman isnt too rough.

take what cha get I suppose

*wants a cookie* *really badly*

You got a good point about the tits.

If I could be a big tittied girl for a day, I'd probably spent it playing with my tits and groping my ass.

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

-I can have an orgasm virtually anywhere and I dont have a sticky mess to deal with

Not true...at least from what I see..I mean SWIM has seen on kazaa

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

*wants a cookie* *really badly*

Oh, fine. *grabs cookie back from TheDragon and hands it to Chaos_Lemur*

... Crap, I think I see what you mean about the "acts of testosterone driven obscene stupidity"!

plus, like TheDragon said, men are dominant.

i mean, when was the last time you saw a woman over power a man? probably never. women are weak. women are good at some things men are'nt and men are good at some things women are'nt.

it's all about the way you look at it.

Im a dominatrix, thankyou for the cookie

quote:Originally posted by Its steven:

plus, like TheDragon said, men are dominant.

i mean, when was the last time you saw a woman over power a man? probably never. women are weak. women are good at some things men are'nt and men are good at some things women are'nt.

it's all about the way you look at it.

But don't forget... "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn (especially after staying out for a night of drinking with your friends, getting puke-drunk, and then sleeping with another girl)."

It seems the frying pan is a very effective long range weapon...

Thanks for reminding me the shittyness of being a chick.

Oh and Chaos_Lemur I would give up the few advantages of being a chick to:

Stand up and pee and not bleed once a month from my "cute genitals" as you describe it.

Standing up and being able to pee isn't that great. If it is late at night, you just woke up from a dream were you sunk the Titanic, and just slit some alien/mermaid's throat because it knew too much using the paddle from your life boat... Errr... I mean that whole aiming and all... Yeah!

Of course, having genitals outside the body is rather inconvenient, especially when something hits them.

quote:Originally posted by Elfer-:

Of course, having genitals outside the body is rather inconvenient, especially when something hits them.

you just gotta keep them protected!

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Standing up and being able to pee isn't that great. If it is late at night, you just woke up from a dream were you sunk the Titanic, and just slit some alien/mermaid's throat because it knew too much using the paddle from your life boat... Errr... I mean that whole aiming and all... Yeah!

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Annoying ass bitch



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Annoying ass bitch

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Run child, run and hide from the Destroyer of World!!!

I can't speak for any other females, but for everything listed so far, the only ones i think apply to me are the physical thigns i just have no controll over (period, child birth, ect) Other then that I could give a shit if you don't by me flowers, of fancy prissy crap jewlery or shit like that. Buy me a gun magazine or somehting and thats good enough.

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

...

-I can have an orgasm virtually anywhere and I dont have a sticky mess to deal with...

sorry guys, but that one gets points. a lot of points. as much as i love my penis, it does make a mess sometimes.

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

sorry guys, but that one gets points. a lot of points. as much as i love my penis, it does make a mess sometimes.

Bah, the vagina secretes lubricant before and after an orgasm similarly to our system's production of semen.

quote:Originally posted by Ms. Death:

I can't speak for any other females, but for everything listed so far, the only ones i think apply to me are the physical thigns i just have no controll over (period, child birth, ect) Other then that I could give a shit if you don't by me flowers, of fancy prissy crap jewlery or shit like that. Buy me a gun magazine or somehting and thats good enough.

Please marry me. No, I'm serious: Please marry me. I've got a subscription to Guns, Guns & Ammo, American Rifleman and American Handgunner, along with a large collection of wares...and big wang!

I kid. Not about the wang. Or the magazines or wares.

Anyway, to the person who said guys don't get hurt if they aren't told "I love you": Yes, they do. No, not at the drop of a hat, but take it from me and my experience: Being with somebody who's often frigid and almost never says "I love you" is very painful. No, I'm not with someone like that now, but I have been. Men are emotional, too; just a bit more logical in their showings of them (again, not always).

-Infrared



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The bleeding would be nasty. Its just a bloody mess.

quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

The bleeding would be nasty. Its just a bloody mess.

Ehh, they must get used to it, sort of how we get used to having to walk like a duck for a few steps to fix your underwear when they get bunched up...

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Ehh, they must get used to it, sort of how we get used to having to walk like a duck for a few steps to fix your underwear when they get bunched up...

I usually just pretend like I'm fixing my pants...

hahaha, you guys all crack me up. no, it's not very much fun being a woman, and i honestly dont think it would be fun being a man. but you know what? i have often thought i would rather be a cat. seriously, think about how they live, they generally sleep 16 hours a day, get fed, and held, and snuggled, played with occasionally, and get chased around a lot by the other sex.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

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Annoying ass bitch

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thats the best owned picture out there.

quote:Originally posted by Its steven:

plus, like TheDragon said, men are dominant.

i mean, when was the last time you saw a woman over power a man? probably never. women are weak. women are good at some things men are'nt and men are good at some things women are'nt.

it's all about the way you look at it.

You are an idiot. Ever see some of those dyke women? The ones that pump iron and do steriods? They could kick my ass.

And, it's aren't, fool.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

I usually just pretend like I'm fixing my pants...

But they know that you really are fixing your balls, they always seem to know...

it sucks for males when they go 2 prison

quote:Originally posted by Mact10-|-2-da-grave:

it sucks for males when they go 2 prison

Yeah, yo homies get all kinds of burritos rammed up their ghetto asses.

You can't really say who is better. You have to live as a male and then a female, for a year each to see which you truly prefer. MAct-10 should know, your sex-change went smoothly i hear?

I'll play devil's advocate.

Women are capable of multiple orgasms.

^Beats 'em all.

But then again, most women don't fully realize that potential because the male population is inept and uncaring when it comes to producing it, so it wouldn't matter anyway =\

Ever hear the joke about God, and how he says he has two things in his bag that he is ready to bestow upon humankind? He says "One is the ability to urinate standing up" and Adam jumps with glee and begs for it, because he'd really love to be able to do that, and then wanders off happily. Eve says "What is the other thing?"

God says "Multiple orgasms".

-Infrared

quote:Originally posted by Elfer-:

Of course, having genitals outside the body is rather inconvenient, especially when something hits them.

that's what cups are for. protekchiun!

lmao, I agree with theDragon, more or less. no hatin on the women or anything, but life is much easier being a man. we don't have to deal with emotions quite as much. we usually have a much more logical and rational way of thinking (although women are usually smarter), and our bodies were built to work. so when a job needs getting done, by golly we do it. and none of that smelly, bloody crap falling from our genitals once a month.

we are uglier, though. in fact, we're all generally hideous. women are usually easier on the eyes.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Think about it:

-less chance of cancer

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Just wondering how exactly they get cancer more than males? I mean.. sure.. cancer of the ovaries.. but aside from that what else am I missing? Breast cancer is with males too.. so...?? yeah.. pretty much equal if you ask me.

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

Im a woman....and the upside is.........

-I dont have Man-stAnk

-my genetals are more cute

-I have tits (an obvious upside)

-women live longer generally

-I wont spend my teenage years living for sex like most guys I know do

-I can have an orgasm virtually anywhere and I dont have a sticky mess to deal with

-Im not as likely to commit some act of testosterone driven obscene stupidity



(This is in no way meant to be taken offensivley chaos. I am merely posting for all to see my thoughts.)

"Man Stank" I'm assuming is "Man Stink" and if it's in reference to B.O, then I have to counter with the vaginal odors, which are much worse than any B.O I've ever encountered.

I'm not sure how having cute genitals has any advantage in the long run, since as you should know, they don't remain cute.

Failing to see advantage of tits, and they do cause back problems if big enough, so thats a burden right there.

A large reason for women living longer, is they are more emotional. And since men have the tendency to not show/need to show as much/any emotion. And rarely cry (majority) we die quicker. (proven fact. very unhealthy to supress emotions(crying)

Not all men are sex crazed maniacs (and we can't help our hormones thank you very much)

Hm. Well you're the first woman I'VE known of to not get a "sticky mess" at least once in a while.

There is no such thing as "testosterone induced stupidity" since A) you'd do the very same if you had as much testosterone as males do. an B) The things we do are what guys do for fun. Just because you think of them as stupid doesn't make it so.

Anyways thats my long as rant. I'm gonna go run into traffic or something. L8r

Edit** Breat -&gt; Breast

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quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Oh yeah, thats another reason

-Men are much less emotional and much more logical. Not to say woman are stupid or illogical, but men thing in much simpler terms. When is the last time you saw a man crying because his wife didn't bring him flowers and say I love you.

When was the last time you saw a woman crying because her husband didn't bring her flowers and say I love you?. I've never seen a woman do that, nor have I cried for that reason myself..

Men don't have to stand up and pee, think about it but women have to sit down or they have to use a funnel...

and women don't need to wear bras etc, they can hang lose and don't lie!, women do get messy, what coats your tool after you pull out?

N.K.

I can pee standing up.

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

-I dont have Man-stAnk

-my genetals are more cute

-I have tits (an obvious upside)

-women live longer generally

-I wont spend my teenage years living for sex like most guys I know do

-Im not as likely to commit some act of testosterone driven obscene stupidity

*

I consider these all bad, bad, things.

Who wants to live to 93, anyway?

Cuter genitals? Yeah, thats practical. I'll remember that when I'm pissing behind a tree and you have to squat and risk getting bitten by something with sharp fangs.

By testosterone-drivin acts, I assume you mean things like dangerously-stupid sports, attaching rockets to my little brothers bike.. etc. These things are all quite fun, I'd much prefer testing some High-explosive AP than reading Women's Day.

Tits are fun to squeeze, but I'd hate to try and run in those things, even with a bra.

As for spending most of your teenage and young adult years looking for sex, I'd rather do it then rather than wait till I'm in my forties before I start experimenting, like some single women I know...

Man-stink? What the hell is wrong with smelling bad after a good weight-lifting session at the gym anyway?

quote:Originally posted by Ms. Death:

I can pee standing up.

Well whoopdido, Ms. Frekaziod.

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And whats wrong with man stink..? nothing wrong with alittle sweatyness after the gym.. *shifty eyes and thens runs away*

If i were a girl id be a lesbian...

You can pee in the sink, in a bottle, etc. Shit, and to think of the effort it involves to try to go and take a piss when you're so hungover that you can't fully open your eyes, lest the room spin and your head goes down the toilet.

What I wouldn't give for that ability...

Also, being female, people expect you to be mature and such... Oh no, it's perfectly acceptable for a guy to sit in a shopping trolly and roll into a ditch, then fall over laughing, but when I do it, people go 'Why must you be so immature?'. Cause shit... Crashing into each other inside shopping trollies is fun? Yeesh.

And you're expected to be sweet, feminine, etc. It just can't be done. I can be feminine at times, but damn, sometimes I want to play hockey is baggy jeans and a stained t shirt. Feckin' expectations.

Plus, you get to sleep with chicks. Bastards.

Think of this: When PMSing, one cannot masturbate. [Well, you can, but.. That's messy, it smells, and it's just... Bleh]; 5 days, no masturbating, and most likely, no sex.

However, I have tits. Thus resulting in free alcohol and cheaper drugs. Everything's got it's upside, and downside.

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Think about it:

-less maintenance and accessories (girls need bras, tampons, and need to worry about tit slips, cellulite, wrinkles, and fixing their hair



if your a woman you dont HAVE to care about those things most just choose to

quote:Originally posted by anarchyadvance:

if your a woman you dont HAVE to care about those things most just choose to



EWW *thought of women without tampons*

i must agree that cookies are the best thing since sliced bread...or did they come before slice bread and therefore sliced bread is the best thing since cookies which are yummie i must admit, i mean what is better than coming home to a plate of warm cookies and milk, well the milk isn't warm or atleast i hope not because i hate warm milk so i should say nothing is better than coming home to a plate of warm cookies and cold milk except that milk shouldn't be on the plate so it should be a plate of warm cookies and a glass of cold milk...mabey with some bread if you want any but probably sliced bread because i am to lazy to slice it myself

oh yeah, being a woman would suck

i love my male ability to write my name in the snow when i piss.

quote:Originally posted by fag:

i love my male ability to write my name in the snow when i piss.

I am pretty sure that if you find a talented woman named 'Ali' or 'Sue' that she could do it.

quote:Originally posted by fag:

i love my male ability to write my name in the snow when i piss.

Oh bitch! Up til there I wasn't really jealous of guys, I mean, each side has its ups and downs. But, peeing in the snow??? I would swap my tits for that...*sigh*

quote:Originally posted by jimmy the gent:

thats the best owned picture out there.

That picture said "Shut the fuck up", how the hell did you manage to get Owned out of that??

---Being a cat might beat all yet....except for hairballs maybe---

(no offense meant to anyone)

Yes man-stAnk=man stink, I have encountered a few guys that stink no matter if they've just gotten out of the shower or not. Its not exactly B.O, its just personal scent, it can be very pleasant (as its filled with pheromones)but Ive never noticed a woman leaving a room and still being able to smell her 5 minutes AFTER she leaves. Most guys dont have it, but some. As for vaginal odors...If you're using a pad that gets funky, but tampons take care of most of it. And I dont have trouble with bad odors day to day....Unless you wear nylon panties and THAT is foul. nylon sucks

Breasts.....

quote:

However, I have tits. Thus resulting in free alcohol and cheaper drugs. Everything's got it's upside, and downside.



got a great point about the drugs and alchohol, plus I dont remember the last time I had the CHANCE to load my own groceries into the car because all the cart boys are there, I get special attention at the car wash and police are more lenient with you if you have breasts. If they are too big you might have back problems and such but there are reductions for that. Plus, they have magical calming ability men, they are also rather hypnotizing Ive noticed. How many millions of dollars did that guy make selling tapes of girls flashing their tits at spring break ? tits have power man!

Okay, my genitals WONT remain cute, but I can still stash stuff (in ziplocks) in mine...heh

while a dick might be more practical for peeing behind a tree and not getting bit in the ass, Id hate to try to run in one a those, jock strap or no.



I know guys cant help thier hormones, and It sucks, this is one of the benefits of being a chick. Introduce me to one Non-sex crazed 17 yr old boy and I'll believe you that they arent. Most men grow out of it, but a guy will go to see a movie just because theres t&a in it..some chicks will go to a movie just becasue theres ben afleck or some other "heartthrob" and thats still lame..I dont get it.

I do get a sticky mess once in a while but its normally when Im somewhere where it dosent matter...how much time do you have to work up a sticky mess in a subway ? (or other strange place to have sex in)

quote:By testosterone-drivin acts, I assume you mean things like dangerously-stupid sports, attaching rockets to my little brothers bike.. etc. These things are all quite fun, I'd much prefer testing some High-explosive AP than reading Women's Day.



yeah if I had that much testosterone in me the stuff you do would probably look tame, I do a fair amount of stupid shit too, but I think

this is why women live longer than men

(I only know one woman who reads womans day, she also make those damn eucalyptus decorations *shudder*)

but I would give ALOT

and I mean ALOT To be able to piss my name into the snow

I go by liz most of the time...I should try it heh

I guess it all depends on how pessimistic you are

***Chaos_Lemur***

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

but I would give ALOT

and I mean ALOT To be able to piss my name into the snow

I go by liz most of the time...I should try it heh

I guess it all depends on how pessimistic you are

***Chaos_Lemur***

Go down to the local pet store, and buy a few sizes of air tube. Find the size that fits in your urethra opening, and let it rip!

It isn't as fun as it looks though. :\

now thats a new section that should be added to totse

"How to piss your name into the snow"

For Girls

Or at least an article

***Chaos_Lemur***

quote:Originally posted by Chaos_Lemur:

now thats a new section that should be added to totse

"How to piss your name into the snow"

For Girls

Or at least an article

***Chaos_Lemur***

Too bad they don't have much snow here in California, otherwise, I'd be having a pissin'-good day!

Hmmm... This thread needs some Viagra to make it big and veiny.

quote:Originally posted by SHELLI:

hahaha, you guys all crack me up. no, it's not very much fun being a woman, and i honestly dont think it would be fun being a man. but you know what? i have often thought i would rather be a cat. seriously, think about how they live, they generally sleep 16 hours a day, get fed, and held, and snuggled, played with occasionally, and get chased around a lot by the other sex.



My thoughts exactly.

Being a woman has some perks: getting guys to do stuff for us, genitals in the inside, being able to express emotions without being called a fag...

ans some downsides: periods, makeup and having to do your hair(belivev me it gets to be a pain in the ass when u gotta sacrifice sleep in the am just to look pretty in school), boobs have some perks (lol), but bras get annoying, and guys dont look you in the eyes, having to constantly watch waht you eat, and to see if u look ok every 20 mnts, and many more...

being a guy can be fun (none of the downsides of being a women), no childbirth, it dont hurt to fuck if the dude is too big (unless ur getting anal from another dude....wrong), if u gotta piss-you can just whip it out behind a tree and go, they get more sleep and have an excuse for doing stupid shit.

yet having to look out for sharp things at croch lever isnt fun either, not is going thru alot of money for deodorant and cologne, or having to have to shave ur face every day...

being cat IS nice, sleep, eat, play, eat, sleep, come mating season...fuck, and chase invisable things. ...thats my 2 cents

~Disturbed~

(edit)- I also agree with Chaos_Lemur on alot of points, and cookes are good :P



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Wow, I think everyone agrees that cookies are good...

...

I'm afraid... This can't be good for the balance of the universe... *EPP*!!!

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i like it



-----chaos of the nox-----------

quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

Yeah, yo homies get all kinds of burritos rammed up their ghetto asses.

You can't really say who is better. You have to live as a male and then a female, for a year each to see which you truly prefer. MAct-10 should know, your sex-change went smoothly i hear?

lolz

im waiting for a refund on my breast inplants

fucken a

Ok....

Me being a girl and all... yeah.. sometimes I wish I didn't have to put up with always fixing my hair and making sure my make-up isn't smeared or anything. BUT!..

There are so many upsides to being a girl.. that only a girl can explain/experience.

I'm thanking God I'm a woman. And I'm thanking him I don't have to put up with;

+Accidentally gettin blue balls

+Havin my dick stick outta my pants

+Always worried about gettin laid(b4 the other guy does)

+Standing up when havin to piss real bad

+Gettin blamed for doing something to a girl that never happened...

In other words... I love havin a pussy and being able to think with my head. (which i can't say most guys do.. and if they do think with their heads.. we know which one!)

I'm glad I'm not an idiot.

This morning my mom woke me up at 11 to go to the psychiatrist. I was tired so i went to get socks and she was talking to me and I was angry so i grabbed a sock and THREW IT AT HER! She screamed and jumped out of the way, but, yea, I can be QUITE scary when I'm mad. How's THAT for overpowering women?

quote:Originally posted by Mact10-|-2-da-grave:

lolz

im waiting for a refund on my breast inplants

fucken a

You havea sense of humour, that's fucking great. Do you live in the ghetto?

Ahem;

I have found a perk. I can batter Izat, and no one will say a word, because I'm the sweet small [5"2] innocent girl, and he's the loudmouthed asshole who keeps getting kicked in the balls.

Then again, I'm also expected to wear bras [which I rarely do, they irritate my rings], expected to care about make up, the latest pop music, hair styles, who's going out with whom, yadda yadda, which... I honestly couldn't give a flying shit about.

Plus, you get to be paid to be sperm doners! Come on, they pay you for masturbating!

I like cookies, sometimes..

The truth is that both genders suck. They are constantly subjected to countless stereotypes. I say hermaphrodites are the wave of the future.

^ Hey, I'm riding on the wave of the future than!

actually, according to my criminal law class i guy cant get raped, its only sexual assault if a man faces another man to have sex, but anyways, I heard that one out of every eight guys get raoed, dont know how true that is though

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Think about it:

-no bloody periods

-no PMSing

-very small chance of rape outside of prison(don't get all technical on me; the chance that a big guy is gonna ass rape a guy in the real world is pretty unlikely)

-less maintenance and accessories (girls need bras, tampons, and need to worry about tit slips, cellulite, wrinkles, and fixing their hair

-a penis (which is so much more convenient)

-no child-birth

-generally being dominant over females (by this I'm saying chances are an average man could overpower an average woman)

-less chance of cancer

I'm not saying women are bad. I mean, we all WANT women. I'm just saying I'm glad that I'M not a woman.

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Im on depo and dont get my period, and I cant have children either I love being a female, no jock sweat and orgasms when ever I want, men try to make yourself cum with just water



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