Seriously. I am so horny and rock-solid right now that it hurts, and if I don't get off very soon, I think I am going to explode. Before you tell me to have a Jay Arthur: Stick your head in an oven. When my girlfriend comes over tonight..I'm going to lance her so good that I hit the back of her teeth, and leave holes in the wall from her back.

Agh. Also, my job is taking awhile, so I'm spending the spare time at home doing nothing, supported by my last paycheck from the job I resigned from here and thus having to live a little frugally, though not buying any drugs except weed anymore really helps. This is one of those days where I'm depressive, in a lot of physical pain, and feeling very weak and lazy. This is also one of those nights when I'd shoot myself full of Demerol in the past, but I can't do it anymore. I'm even trying to resist taking my 'script Vicodin for my legitimate, intense pain here. Fuck. But I'm bitching and/or moaning. Sorry.

Right now, I think I will just kick back, take some OTC painkillers and hope they work (psh), smoke a large bowl and have some rum.

It's hard cleaning up..

-Infrared

I know your pain. Quitting meth was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

As far as being horny goes, bah. I've been cut off. Don't ask...

My advice would be to wank off. Several times, if needed. Unless you are looking forward to "Lancing" your girlfriend and dont have much stamina. In that case, go look up some pics of really fat chicks/really ugly chicks. Or maybe gay pron, unless you happen to be into that. In that case, dont, as it would make your situation worse.

Oh no, I can go all night even when like this, baby, but it will hurt really bad this time.

Man I'd watch out, he really is horny, he called ObakeYatsu "baby"

Obake is my bitch, bitch.

Just kidding, OY.

DUCK is my bitch, BITCH!!

Man.. not here.

Your making me feel akward!

erections lasting more than 4 hours are dangerous to your health.

Then relieve me.

And it's only been two hours.

Holy shit..

She came home...

I nailed her to the wall and made her cervix bleed a bit; my bad, but it's not like she was telling me it hurt and to stop in the heat of things..and we both came at the same time..

..Now my dickz0r is sore and so's her cervix, and god damn, I'm tired. I think her and I will smoke some bowls and fucking sleep; I'm spent now. Goodnight. Thanks for reading this rather dismal thread.

-Infrared

aha, alls well that ends well eh

I love happy endings.

hey infrared, im so glad that you feel the need to discuss this kinda stuff with all of us totseans

[This message has been edited by SHELLI (edited 03-12-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:

erections lasting more than 4 hours are dangerous to your health.

i remember reading some shit about that. u can screw your brain up bad if u r horny for a long time

quote:Originally posted by SHELLI:

hey infrared, im so glad that you feel the need to discuss this kinda stuff with all of us totseans

ANOTHER INFRARED BULLSHIT CLASSIC.

I HATE PEOPLE THAT BULLSHIT CONSTANTLY LIKE YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

**SMASH A FUCKING BOTTLE INTO THEIR FACE**

WANKER BOY.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

..Now my dickz0r is sore and so's her cervix, and god damn, I'm tired.

But I'm sure it was well worth it. Sleepiness is a sign of a damn good fuck.

quote:Originally posted by [-chaos-]:

ANOTHER INFRARED BULLSHIT CLASSIC.

I HATE PEOPLE THAT BULLSHIT CONSTANTLY LIKE YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

**SMASH A FUCKING BOTTLE INTO THEIR FACE**

WANKER BOY.

You mean you hate people who are confident and/or at least moderately successful in life and love? You're more of a "wanker boy" than I'll ever be. And stop typing in caps; it just shows us that you're a kidiot. It doesn't get your intended "point" across any better.

-Infrared

[This message has been edited by SHELLI (edited 03-12-2004).]

Awww c'mon, you know you wish you were my girlfriend.

People who think I'm seriously that egotistical are idiots (Not referring to you, Shel)

quote:You mean you hate people who are confident and/or at least moderately successful in life and love?

Moderately succsessful?! With the number of women you claim to have slept with?!

I'd say you're a fucking stud. I bet you look at them an they just bend over. Am I right?

You should get into the real world man, there's no fooling chaos!

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[This message has been edited by [-chaos-] (edited 03-12-2004).]

No; moderately successful in forming meaningful relationships with other people (namely, women). Your view is immature and unfounded.

As if you were even worth trying to fool.

haha. and yes to your thought about my wishing.

quote:No; moderately successful in forming meaningful relationships with other people (namely, women)

There is a difference in frendship and the other kind. You just seem to sleep with ALL the women you befriend.

quote:Your view is immature and unfounded

My view is called the real world, it's not as easy as you make out, which in my book, makes you a totse attention whore!

As for the former: How would you know? Yes, I've indeed posted about both friends and girlfriends who I've nailed, but that doesn't at all mean I sleep with all my friends, female or male, and you're revealing yourself more and more to be immature and narrow-minded. You're doubtless a highly-impressionable and easily-influenced teenager who acts/speaks on pure impulse.

As for the latter: Since when has your "book" meant shit to anybody but you? If your "book" is so accurate and valuable, why the fuck ain't it published, buddy?

-Infrared

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

As for the former: How would you know? Yes, I've indeed posted about both friends and girlfriends who I've nailed, but that doesn't at all mean I sleep with all my friends, female or male, and you're revealing yourself more and more to be immature and narrow-minded. You're doubtless a highly-impressionable and easily-influenced teenager who acts/speaks on pure impulse.

As for the latter: Since when has your "book" meant shit to anybody but you? If your "book" is so accurate and valuable, why the fuck ain't it published, buddy?

-Infrared

thats it, you tell him infrared.

quote:Originally posted by [-chaos-]:

WANKER BOY.



did you just call me,

No he's talking to Infracockhead, the little piece of scum. Your first words here were a lie, and yet you continue... why?

I also second the motion of smashing a broken bottle in your girly little pathetic face. You fool a few kids with your shit, but anyone with a shred of maturity and integrity can see straight through you.

A piece of shit under my shoe is better then you BITCH!

Anybody with a shred of maturity and integrity actually comes to respect me, not hurl second-rate kidiot insults at me, Asshole.

Yep I second that. Infrared looks like a girly.

Thats how I know you're full of shit, no girl in her right mind would fuck you. That is unless they are dead, high on drugs and unconcious, a hooker or plain ugly.

PERIOD.

Poor-ass insults: The last refuge of the kidiot scoundrel.

I know when I've won. So do you.

quote:Originally posted by Mortis:

i remember reading some shit about that. u can screw your brain up bad if u r horny for a long time

It doesint screw your brain up, it puts heavy strain on the glands and repoductive system. Having one for 4 hours or more could cause you to have erectile dysfunction.

quote:Originally posted by Speed_rebel:

It doesint screw your brain up, it puts heavy strain on the glands and repoductive system. Having one for 4 hours or more could cause you to have erectile dysfunction.



having one for 4 hours IS erectile dysfunction.

Inrared story gave more penis description than i usualy like but you're still cool.

P.S Keep up the fight against addiction. Good luck.

Sounds like you'll blast before she's satisfied.

She won't like that. She won't like that at all.

By tomorrow you'll be dumped. Sorry.

Read the fucking thread. That wasn't the case.

Chill bill.

Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart eachother.

Infrared is gonna win.

I'm glad you had fun.

Infared, I've noticed more stability in your posts and flames since the detox, good shit buddy.

I've enjoyed this thread, especially you putting down the pubescent kidiots for thier poorly thought out and often redundant flames.

Although it lacks the certain feel of most of your posts, probably because you aren't tweaking and rambling on, unless you're still indulging in the crystal... but I seem to recall your statements of the new found love for bud, and quiting everything else.

Hell, you could've just posted in BLTC, but then I guess you wouldn't have had the audience of 13 year-olds to attempt to flame and receive backfire, ultimately extending the life of the thread.

So I guess my point was that I can appreciate the quality of a good romp in the hey followed by a few good bowls of the sweet herb. One of my favorite combos actually

well lick infrapenises ass if you like, hes an ugly cunt and cant get pussy to save his life.

Th^tz how it is.

You FAGGAAAAAAAAAAATTTT take it to B&M and stop hijacking the thread, let Infrared talk about splitting open women with his mighty schlong.

I love you Infrared.



Please stay away from the MEth, that's all I ask.

You, like Snoopy, have chosen a serious and addoctive drug, and quitting it...

Stick to alcohol.

Safe madness.

Safe horniness.

And the security that in the morning you wont remember a thing.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Seriously. I am so horny and rock-solid right now that it hurts, and if I don't get off very soon, I think I am going to explode. Before you tell me to have a Jay Arthur: Stick your head in an oven. When my girlfriend comes over tonight..I'm going to lance her so good that I hit the back of her teeth, and leave holes in the wall from her back.

Agh. Also, my job is taking awhile, so I'm spending the spare time at home doing nothing, supported by my last paycheck from the job I resigned from here and thus having to live a little frugally, though not buying any drugs except weed anymore really helps. This is one of those days where I'm depressive, in a lot of physical pain, and feeling very weak and lazy. This is also one of those nights when I'd shoot myself full of Demerol in the past, but I can't do it anymore. I'm even trying to resist taking my 'script Vicodin for my legitimate, intense pain here. Fuck. But I'm bitching and/or moaning. Sorry.

Right now, I think I will just kick back, take some OTC painkillers and hope they work (psh), smoke a large bowl and have some rum.

It's hard cleaning up..

-Infrared

And to think, I once had respect for you...

quote:Originally posted by [-chaos-]:

Yep I second that. Infrared looks like a girly.

Thats how I know you're full of shit, no girl in her right mind would fuck you. That is unless they are dead, high on drugs and unconcious, a hooker or plain ugly.

PERIOD.

Weell, yer on yer PERIOD, so maybe we'll just

forgive yer unseemly crankiness.

All out of Midol, or isn't it strong enough for youse?

hahahahafuckinghaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dudes, the last half of this thread has been a total buzz kill.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I love you Infrared.



Please stay away from the MEth, that's all I ask.

You, like Snoopy, have chosen a serious and addoctive drug, and quitting it...

Stick to alcohol.

Safe madness.

Safe horniness.

And the security that in the morning you wont remember a thing.



Yoyo, I know you may not believe it, but meth was never a real addiction for me; just something I indulged in when I went on long road trips, or was feeling run-down and shitty in general. I've tweaked only six times in my entire life. It could never be my drug of choice; sure, it feels amazing and all, but for one, it fucks your body up BAD, and man, I just can't deal with those crashes. Even with benzodiazepines; man, even 3MG of Klonopin only keeps me out for about 4 hours, then the residual meth wakes me up again. And the emotional side of it..man, I fuckin' want to blow my head off when I crash. But I digress. And hey, love ya too =)

Kron, man, you must be pretty observant; even I didn't really notice any difference in my writings (totse and otherwise) or my general thought process; I guess that shows one how drugs can isolate you from other people and other activities; you're (meaning, the addict, not you specifically) the only one who doesn't think you're fucked-up. Thanks for the perspective and the sentiment, seriously. As for the kindbud; I fuckin' hate the Indica strain. It's like..a shitty, disassociated body-high that's rather unpleasant, at least for me =\. But among my first nugs; man, I fucking hallucinated. I couldn't believe it. It was amazing. Bud in general makes me very lethargic, hungry, and more-appreciative of music. It also helps me immensely with this (possible) physical opiate withdrawal I'm going through..ack. But no bitching from me; things are still lookin' up.

Wow, this thread sure went in a different direction. Nothing wrong with that, though; sometimes that happens, in my threads and many others, and it ends up much more interesting than the original idea.

Anyway, off to see the rest of Totse...To the kidiots; thanks for proving my superiority to you, and to the good ol' Totizens; thanks for the sentiment/defense/ruminations/everything. I do appreciate it.

-Infrared

yeah i heard that boners for two long can be harmful

i whack off too much. is that addicting?

Both physically and psychologically, and yes, there IS a sexual withdrawal syndrome =)

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

As for the former: How would you know? Yes, I've indeed posted about both friends and girlfriends who I've nailed, but that doesn't at all mean I sleep with all my friends, female or male, and you're revealing yourself more and more to be immature and narrow-minded. You're doubtless a highly-impressionable and easily-influenced teenager who acts/speaks on pure impulse.

As for the latter: Since when has your "book" meant shit to anybody but you? If your "book" is so accurate and valuable, why the fuck ain't it published, buddy?

-Infrared

woah, somebody got PWNED! good job, man. it's nice to hear everythings going well in the real world, unlike the kids that brag about how much pot they smoke.

-chaos-, I'm guessing you have an intense hatred of not only yourself, but everyone around here, and are extremely paranoid/jealous of the fact that other people aren't like you. people have lives. not everyone on totse is a paranoid little teenager hiding from the real world. some of us actually get out and enjoy shit.

hey, I'm sitting here, after a long hard day at work, with Guns n' Roses in the CD player (previously it was Dream Theater. incredible stuff), and I'm plum happy. have a problem with that, mr. anti-social?

Mmmmm, Joints. Wonderous creations, I'd recommend at least one for anyone reading this.

I think I have a bit of a weed tolerance; joints never did get me high. I always have to bong my shit; sucks, sometimes, when everyone else is passing a J around =\

I still smoke, of course, but I'm the only one who doesn't get stoned in those situations.

Plus, rolling J's is a pain in the ass, anyway .

quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

You FAGGAAAAAAAAAAATTTT take it to B&M and stop hijacking the thread, let Infrared talk about splitting open women with his mighty schlong.

I concur.

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

I concur.

Yes brother we must crush the masses with an iron fist to protect our master INFRARED *ZOLTAN hand signal*

Damn I sure am bored.....

Mabye we could form the Infrared Secret Service?

*Kapow*

<Shadow takes a n00b flame in the chest for Infrared>



[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 03-14-2004).]

HAH! "Dude, Where's My Car?" Kicked ass. Sucked, but kicked ass =)

And cool, now I have my own secret service, and my own personal bodyguard..>displays his 1911 in shoulder holster<

Oh, and this..>displays cheap blue acrylic bongz0r<

this is omewhat amusing...haha...

and it also makes me wanna beat the shit out of this chaos fucktard.

he obviously is jealous of your amazing-ness in the sack Infrared...

He is most obviously jealous of my brain, and my bong. Hail the bong.

PICS PICS PICS!!

edit: of whats left of your gf's pussy.

[This message has been edited by Lundmark (edited 03-16-2004).]

After reading this thread I feel dirty for some reason. Im going to go down to the laundromat and climb into a front-loading washer for a bout on the 'spin' cycle. Hopefully Ill feel better after that.

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

After reading this thread I feel dirty for some reason. Im going to go down to the laundromat and climb into a front-loading washer for a bout on the 'spin' cycle. Hopefully Ill feel better after that.

omg, i cant stop laughing..crap. can i throw you in the dryer afterwards?

Yeah, it's a pretty well-soiled thread. Reading through it is like rolling in a garbage pile. And I do have pics of her, and of that specific place, actually, but you ain't gettin' it. Maybe a picture of my shipmast, though. Yes, I'm serious. I'll think about it.

-Infrared

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Yeah, it's a pretty well-soiled thread. Reading through it is like rolling in a garbage pile. And I do have pics of her, and of that specific place, actually, but you ain't gettin' it. Maybe a picture of my shipmast, though. Yes, I'm serious. I'll think about it.

-Infrared

Please dont.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I do have pics of her but you ain't gettin' it.

-Infrared



Whatever you say boss, I'm just here to protect you.

<ZULTAN hand motion>

I think I might just show you all my wang. How's that sound?

Yes, I'm a demented and bored pervert.

Man, as a side note, I'd go dirty again and damn near sell my soul for a bottle of this. (http://www.drugs.com/data/images/thumbs/ME9429F.jpg)

30ml, with 20MG's OC/1ml....>drools<

-Infrared

damn this thread is funny. if I were gay I'd kiss yalls, but I'm not, so I won't.

quote:Originally posted by SHELLI:

omg, i cant stop laughing..crap. can i throw you in the dryer afterwards?

Perhaps AFTER ive stood in the path of an oncoming street-sweeped followed by going thru a carwash (with stiff brushes) in my convertible...with the top down.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I think I might just show you all my wang. How's that sound?

Yes, I'm a demented and bored pervert.

Man, as a side note, I'd go dirty again and damn near sell my soul for a bottle of this. (http://www.drugs.com/data/images/thumbs/ME9429F.jpg)

30ml, with 20MG's OC/1ml....>drools<

-Infrared

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear its habit forming? Well I pissed in that bottle FYI.

"WARNING: May be habit forming".

MAY be habit-forming? Bahahahaha....Shit, man, one bottle's enough to make you an addict if you do it right (wrong?).

-Infrared

quote:Originally posted by Mortis:

i remember reading some shit about that. u can screw your brain up bad if u r horny for a long time

mm... I've never heard anything about that.. if lack of blood were that big an issue, you'd just pass out.

It'd be a lack-of-blood issue for me, if you get my drift.

I really should have stopped in this thread earlier, it is funny!

Oh well, my two cents: Don't play with fire, and *throws penny down well* don't throw away money *chucks last penny into the well*.

Now I'm off to launch +4 flaming balls of fiery doom at George W. Bush...