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 #1 
Old 2004-03-17, 04:12
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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ok i just started goin out with this kid and he wants head....i dont mind doing it but i've never givin a blow job before and i dont want to screw it up

how exactyl do u give head....so i dont look completely stupid
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Old 2004-03-17, 04:40
Dmac Dmac is offline
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put his dick in your mouth and bob your head back and forth
 #3 
Old 2004-03-17, 04:58
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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theres got to be more to it then that.....
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Old 2004-03-17, 05:24
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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How old are you?
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Old 2004-03-17, 05:43
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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When he's about to cum, suck like you're drinking something. That way you won't end up choking on it (happened to a friend of mine) (not fun)

Don't forget to rub his balls as well, while you're giving him the blow job.
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Old 2004-03-17, 05:49
Stranger1786 Stranger1786 is offline
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Start out slow, lick around his head and up and down his shaft. Rub his balls gently and then take as much of him in your mouth as you can. Bob your head up and down, that's all. That's it!!

--Emily
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Old 2004-03-17, 06:00
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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Make sure you're using lots of tongue, press it hard against his penis and go up and down, round and round. Fast then slow, fast then slow. Use lots of saliva, look up at him and smile with him in your mouth and keep looking as you go up and down. When he's gonna cum just stop so the feeling goes away and then start again...do this each time he's about to cum. This keeps his penis hard and will feel great, he'll last a lot longer with no problems. Talk to him and tell him how much you love him and his big penis and how you want his cum all for yourself...never use your teeth and never squeeze his balls...just hold the base of his penis and occassionly stroke it...when you now want him to cum just make sure you let him cum in your mouth or on your face.

This is the optional part...if he cums in your mouth look up to him, smile, open your mouth to show him the cum and then swallow. If he cums on your face use your fingers to spread it all over your face and lick them afterwards. Dont wash the cum off you too soon, let it dry. But keep smiling throughout...
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Old 2004-03-17, 06:12
Frank Castle The Punisher Frank Castle The Punisher is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

Make sure you're using lots of tongue, press it hard against his penis and go up and down, round and round. Fast then slow, fast then slow. Use lots of saliva, look up at him and smile with him in your mouth and keep looking as you go up and down. When he's gonna cum just stop so the feeling goes away and then start again...do this each time he's about to cum. This keeps his penis hard and will feel great, he'll last a lot longer with no problems. Talk to him and tell him how much you love him and his big penis and how you want his cum all for yourself...never use your teeth and never squeeze his balls...just hold the base of his penis and occassionly stroke it...when you now want him to cum just make sure you let him cum in your mouth or on your face.

This is the optional part...if he cums in your mouth look up to him, smile, open your mouth to show him the cum and then swallow. If he cums on your face use your fingers to spread it all over your face and lick them afterwards. Dont wash the cum off you too soon, let it dry. But keep smiling throughout...

wtf thats like right out of a porno www.ideepthroat.com (http://www.ideepthroat.com) all your answers will be solved here.
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Old 2004-03-17, 07:17
KornHater87 KornHater87 is offline
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Yes, Please
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Old 2004-03-17, 07:19
UndefinedMinded UndefinedMinded is offline
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Cant believe none of you mentioned this yet.

AVOID THE TEETH SCRAPING AGAINST HIS SHAFT, HEAD, AND NUTS!!!
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Old 2004-03-17, 08:12
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quote:Originally posted by UndefinedMinded:

Cant believe none of you mentioned this yet.

AVOID THE TEETH SCRAPING AGAINST HIS SHAFT, HEAD, AND NUTS!!!

amen
 #12 
Old 2004-03-17, 09:03
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Johnnx: ...never use your teeth and never squeeze his balls...just hold the base of his penis and occassionly stroke it...

quote:Originally posted by UndefinedMinded: Cant believe none of you mentioned this yet.

AVOID THE TEETH SCRAPING AGAINST HIS SHAFT, HEAD, AND NUTS!!!

I just never shouted it out loud...
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Old 2004-03-17, 11:42
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

How old are you?

I'm 16
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Old 2004-03-17, 20:55
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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but wut if i screw up is he gunna tell all his guy friends i sucked at it?...then wut do i do?
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Old 2004-03-17, 20:59
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PRACTICE! Tell him to guide you and tell you what he wants.

And make sure you do it every single day, multiple times a day. Wake him up with head if you can. Head all day long. You will get the hang of it.
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Old 2004-03-17, 21:05
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Jonny: yeah she really sucked

Jack: yeah thats harsh man

You: yeah well i guess it's not comparison to what your moms been swallowing

You: walk away and leave it at that



if he has a big mouth and tell all his friends do you really want to be with that person ?

think of it as a lovly tootsie pop.. just don't bite to get to the center..

and make sure and use tounge.. nobody likes pipe sex..

also i would not sugest deep throat .. don't try and cram his dick down your throat take as much as you can and yous your hand on his shaft lol

lick his balls and travel up his shaft and around his head then start bobing

nothing really to it

BJ's are like pizza

when they suck there still good

but when there good there really good

and don't try and overdo it lots of frplay can be a good thing you don't want to give yourself lock jaw or nothing.. the objective is to make him cum.. weither you swallow spit or he shoots it in your face or all over your body is up to you..

-warweed12

[This message has been edited by warweed12 (edited 03-17-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-17, 21:09
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

Wake him up with head

lol...i'll have to try that
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Old 2004-03-17, 21:49
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

I'm 16

your too young, I am 16, but still, get a friend that is older to go to a sex shop and buy you a dildo.Then you can pratice.
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Old 2004-03-17, 21:54
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mah compound
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Just use a carrot or cucumber to practicce on, unless you want a dildo. Otherwise, its a waste of money.
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:12
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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i deffinatly dont want a dildo lol....



how long does it ussually take for a guy to cum....i mean if im down there forever how do i kno when im done?
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:15
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

i deffinatly dont want a dildo lol....



how long does it ussually take for a guy to cum....i mean if im down there forever how do i kno when im done?

depends on how good it feels,and how long it takes him, for head it takes me about 5 mins to cum.

if he has been drinking at is drunk or any of that shit, it will take him 15 to 25 mins.
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:40
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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so wut do i do after....i just stand up and shake his hand?....sorry i sound so dumb...im just inexperienced
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:43
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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Did you guys talk about doing anything else? Like him fingering you or eating you out or w/e?
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:54
Alicia25 Alicia25 is offline
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well we were making out and he should i take off my pants...meaning will u give me head...so i said how bout i take off mine to avoid giving so hes already been down on me....
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Old 2004-03-17, 22:56
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quote:Originally posted by Alicia25:

so wut do i do after....i just stand up and shake his hand?....sorry i sound so dumb...im just inexperienced

no you don't sound dumb! he will zip himself up,lite a smoke then turn the tv on and then ask you to get a beer from the fridge!(ask around -its the truth)

unless you bite his dick in half he'll love whatever you do.
 #26 
Old 2004-03-17, 22:56
Toke420 Toke420 is offline
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rent a porno

~~<jay>~~
 #27 
Old 2004-03-18, 01:17
jate jate is offline
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actually tahts a good idea...lol.. study porn. By the way i dont think many people mind. Head is head... go ahead and tell him that you need some practice and im sure he would appreciate if you do it everyday.
 
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