I was wondering... This board seems pretty nerdy. No offense. I've just discovered it and have had quite a few laughs already. What I mean is that it's alot about "Network security and Hacking", "Gearheads" and "Backyard ballistics". Are there any statistics on the number of female members? There is a lot of dating-sites on the net but considering my own degree of nerdiness I'd simply love to meet a girlfriend through this site. Anyone had any luck? How about a a dating forum? To reiterate:

DO WE HAVE ANY GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS HERE?!!

Yea, I'm an easy, tight, model. Why don't you tell me your phone number, address, and credit card number?

ummm yeah CINDY please delete this. This has nothing to do with sex or affection.

Sir i would like to refer you to

www.eharmony.com (http://www.eharmony.com) www.match.com (http://www.match.com)

THAT IS WHERE YOU TRY TO FIND A GF

some people are so inmature

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

Yea, I'm an easy, tight, model. Why don't you tell me your phone number, address, and credit card number?

I'll tell you my phone number. I'ts +4520660902. Why don't you call me and we'l sort out the details and see who gets ruined first.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

ummm yeah CINDY please delete this. This has nothing to do with sex or affection.

Sir i would like to refer you to

www.eharmony.com (http://www.eharmony.com) www.match.com (http://www.match.com)

THAT IS WHERE YOU TRY TO FIND A GF

some people are so inmature

Sir? Who said *I* was a guy?

I did. so sit down and shut up. i think this topic belongs in spurious

Well this thread is actually sex related. And anyhow, posting in spurious is like saying, "reply to me with a big pile of shit".

Bushy will you just get off your damn high horse. I rarely post here, but have been reading for abuot 2 years. You never seem to add anything to anyone's topic, just give these stupid ass things then critisize others for making the a somewhat stupid statement, yet you do things many times worse. You usually have some stupid thread like, my gf is on a ventilator and doesn't like me, should I buy her something or else some dumbstuff about you thinking your student teacher likes you. For an 18 year old, you've got the brain of a 10 year old. So shut the fuck up or add something everyonce and awhile.

As for the original poster, sorry, can't help you. I guess it depends on what your definition of good looking is.

quote:Originally posted by chemhacker:

I'll tell you my phone number. I'ts +4520660902. Why don't you call me and we'l sort out the details and see who gets ruined first.

lol if you think that makes you look hard, then you're more stupider than i thought in multiple ways..not only did you try to look hard on a forum but you posted your phone number on a forum too...

assuming you didn't lie anyway..

you stupid mother fucker..

Shittie

i add stuff its just some people piss me off. I add a lot.



sarc is kinda hot, and i bet glitter punk is a sexy beast. as for cindy well i have heard shes pretty hot too



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quote:Originally posted by ShitFace:

lol if you think that makes you look hard, then you're more stupider than i thought in multiple ways..not only did you try to look hard on a forum but you posted your phone number on a forum too...

assuming you didn't lie anyway..

you stupid mother fucker..

Shittie



If you think I posted my real phone number then the joke is on you. But if you don't get it I'll be happy to explain it to you:

According to the poster's profile he/she lives in St. Louis. I live in Copenhagen, Denmark. If he/she phones me for my credit card information I think he/she will come out short. Can you spell: "Long distance call"?

Moron.

Edit:

And speaking of morons: What kind of moron chooses ShitFace as a nick?



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quote:Originally posted by N6193J:



As for the original poster, sorry, can't help you. I guess it depends on what your definition of good looking is.

Well, fuck the looks anyway. Are there any sweet girls in the forum? That was what I really wanted to know. I post out of sheer boredom and to keep my mind of the girlfriend I just left. But I see one of the "Hottest Topics" right now is the thread "The hottests girl on totse". Maybe I should spend my time in that thread...

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quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Well this thread is actually sex related.

In fact it's more a cry for affection but then again I'm usually drunk and on benzos so it all comes down to sex!

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

i add stuff its just some people piss me off. I add a lot.



sarc is kinda hot, and i bet glitter punk is a sexy beast. as for cindy well i have heard shes pretty hot too



Sarc is cute. Glitter has posted her pic and is okay, but not as attractive as the other two. Cindy is hot.

There is at least one girl here that blows those 3 away, and every other girl on totse whose pic I have seen. Too bad I cannot tell you who it is. But the answer to the topic question is yes, there are hot girls on totse. Some are VERY HOT.



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Yeah I'm hot

Black chic

34 D breasts

Ghetto Booty

Short curly brown hair

And I'm not a nerd

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Sarc is cute. Glitter has posted her pic and is okay, but not as attractive as the other two. Cindy is hot.

There is at least one girl here that blows those 3 away, and every other girl on totse whose pic I have seen. Too bad I cannot tell you who it is. But the answer to the topic question is yes, there are hot girls on totse. Some are VERY HOT.



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Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say. And of course there are sweet and/or good looking girls here. I never doubted that for a moment. It's just hard to find them without a dating forum.

well, i have never had any problem finding them. usually they email you or tell you to email them if they like you. if they don't want you to find them though, you won't. sorry.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Yeah I'm hot

Black chic

34 D breasts

Ghetto Booty

Short curly brown hair

And I'm not a nerd

O K ! I'll have to ruminate on that for a little while. There must be some sort of catch...

Edit:

I've always liked that ethnic look. We haven't got many black girls in Denmark. Mostly arabic or north-african. The girlfriend I just lost was from Morocco.





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quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

well, i have never had any problem finding them. usually they email you or tell you to email them if they like you. if they don't want you to find them though, you won't. sorry.

Ofcourse. It's just like hiding in the corner of a disco. No dance no booty. Maybe I come of a as somewhat provocative but as I said I'm a little bitter, disappointed and drunk. In fact I should go to bed but do you think I can sleep?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Yeah I'm hot

Black chic

34 D breasts

Ghetto Booty

Short curly brown hair

And I'm not a nerd

pic??@?@?@

and i have never seen cindy although i would like to see a pic.

The catch is...I'm 14 and I live in Canada

quote:Originally posted by bushy:



and i have never seen cindy although i would like to see a pic.

You have to get that from her. I would not forward anyone's pics without permission. That is also why I cannot say who I think is the hottest girl here. Can't risk not getting anymore nudie pics, ya know?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Yeah I'm hot

Black chic

34 D breasts

Ghetto Booty

Short curly brown hair

And I'm not a nerd



Actually, I don't care if you're hot or not. Are you affectionate?

Yes I am, actually

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Yes I am, actually

So, a non-nerdy, affectionate, 14-year old hot black chick with short curly brown hair from Canada with 34 D breasts and a ghetto booty...

I fail to see the catch. :-)

No seriously. I'm 28. The girlfriend I just lost was 37 and as I've already said I live in Denmark. How long does it take to get a "green card" to Canada. Will you be 15 then? Will that matter?





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I'll be 15 in october

And it is illegal for you to hook up with me

Plus I don't go that old, 20 is my max

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

I'll be 15 in october

And it is illegal for you to hook up with me

Plus I don't go that old, 20 is my max

I was joking anyway. I'm drinking claret, listening to slow-blues and eating benzos. Not something for a 14-year old to hook up with. But I'm sure you're a price. I envy your boyfriends. Have fun. La femme fatale eh?

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But on the other hand: If you move here it'll be perfectly legal! Why give up on a dream ;-)

Edit:

And did I say I look young for my age? :-))

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15??? then you probably don't NEED to shave luv!

ps.hottest bints are sickboy and mizled

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



ps.hottest bints are sickboy and mizled

I am going to have to disagree. I like them both, and they are both attractive, but it really is not even close, IMO.

jackketch u'd be surprised

I'm very developed for my age

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

15??? then you probably don't NEED to shave luv!

ps.hottest bints are sickboy and mizled

Slow down with the slang. I need to have Merriam-Webster open in another window just to understand you, but I read "bint" loud and clear now! "Sickboy"? What kind of name is that for a "bint"?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

jackketch u'd be surprised

I'm very developed for my age



Christ! Where did I put those benzos!

quote:Originally posted by chemhacker:

Slow down with the slang. I need to have Merriam-Webster open in another window just to understand you, but I read "bint" loud and clear now! "Sickboy"? What kind of name is that for a "bint"?



sorry me ol'china ...keep forgetting you colonials don't speak cherry (find that in yer webster!)

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

well, i have never had any problem finding them. [...] sorry.

One of the lucky guys eh? Must be your charming personality.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

sorry me ol'china ...keep forgetting you colonials don't speak cherry (find that in yer webster!)



"Colonials". I take that as an insult considering the size of the Dane Empire in the past. Even now. At least measured in square miles. (That is: including Greenland :-))

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

I'll be 15 in october

And it is illegal for you to hook up with me

Plus I don't go that old, 20 is my max

O canada, I should fucking move there.

Do you always have to post 2-3 times in a row chem?

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

Do you always have to post 2-3 times in a row chem?



Hmm? When I discover spelling errors in my posts I try to correct them immediately. I hate spelling errors. I feel that people cannot take me seriously when I misspell or write immature things like "LOL". If that brings my thread to the top is that my fault? I make a lot of spelling mistakes. I'm from Denmark for faks sake! That we can even communicate is a goddam miracle! What the fuck is your problem? Are you trying to make your *your* thread the "Hot Topic"? Do you feele challenged? I'm just trying to forget my profane trouble, not trying to diminish you. I may have to much time on my hands but is that *my* problem? Sweet dreams <PERIOD>



Edit:

Here I would have corrected any grammatical and spelling errors, but I'll leave them for you to see. I'm not a monster just completely shitfaced with alocohol, on benzodiazepines and on prescriped sleeping medication. Sorry if I don't meet, what's supposed to be, my peers standards. Do you speak danish by any chance? Any chance at all? Try it and we'll see. Pffft. Sweet dreams!



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quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

Do you always have to post 2-3 times in a row chem?

Sorry NewRage. I better go to sleep right now. No offense on *my* part.

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

Do you always have to post 2-3 times in a row chem?



Another thing is that when two people reply to my posts I try to catch'em all. How can that possibly be your problem? Start your own hemorrhaging fucking thread and bitch about that!

And to think of the others that haven't come up yet..

There are definitely attractive females on &TOTSE, in whatever way you define it.

Completely unrelated (well, kinda) but do we have any good looking GUYS here?

i havent seen anything attractive on here.

I'm almost positive there are attractive guys here. Does concealed carrier still post? I haven't seen him in a while, but I remember him being attractive. I think trippy is a nice looking boy from the picture I have seen. A couple other guys have posted pictures and been what i'd consider attractive, i just dont tend to make the faces and names match.

I'm sure there are oodles of attractive people all over totse.

Just to add to this in my own dorky stupid way, I always wanted to know what prometheus looked like. I tend to lurk around mad scientist, and all his posts are so damn intelligent. Smart guys tend to be really attractive. So yeah...But I dont know.

And I am a girl. But I am not looking for an internet relationship...if you want to talk to me I'll be friendly, but yeah.

here's me

http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Model/44759/ACF6D31.jpg

Hottest girl on Totse? (http://www.geocities.com/chatroompet/index.html?1079654545304)

Okay, I got permission to post this pic, but not to tell you who she is. She is a member here though, and she has my vote for the hottest female here.

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

I'm almost positive there are attractive guys here. Does concealed carrier still post? I haven't seen him in a while, but I remember him being attractive. I think trippy is a nice looking boy from the picture I have seen. A couple other guys have posted pictures and been what i'd consider attractive, i just dont tend to make the faces and names match.

I'm sure there are oodles of attractive people all over totse.

Just to add to this in my own dorky stupid way, I always wanted to know what prometheus looked like. I tend to lurk around mad scientist, and all his posts are so damn intelligent. Smart guys tend to be really attractive. So yeah...But I dont know.

And I am a girl. But I am not looking for an internet relationship...if you want to talk to me I'll be friendly, but yeah.

i remember CCs picture. one was by himself and the other he was with his girlfriend. im not gay, but he did look good. he was tan and black haired.

prometheus posted his picture several months ago. from what i remember, he was tall with brown, wavy hair and he had glasses. he was dressed up in a tuxedo for some reason.

the hottest girl on totse would have to be either sarc or sick boy. sarc always posts weird pictures but when they are normal shes hot. sick boy is hot, ESPECIALLY WITH THE AK-47!

i remember seeing glitters picture, and she was ok looking, although she is way too young for me. she had long, strait, dark hair (not a goth) and she was kind of dark skinned. if she was older i would definatly do her.

i never seen pictures of mizled, cindy, or anyone else although i would really like to see them.

quote:Originally posted by -OutKast-:

the hottest girl on totse would have to be either sarc or sick boy. sarc always posts weird pictures but when they are normal shes hot. sick boy is hot, ESPECIALLY WITH THE AK-47!



You really think they are better looking than the pic I just posted? No offense to sarc or sick boy, they are both cool, but I did not think it was all that close.

i think im an atracitve guy. I dont have a pic rite now but i can get one soon.

quote:Originally posted by fearthecubs:

here's me

http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Model/44759/ACF6D31.jpg

i swear i have seen you before, where are you from?

EG, take into account that pic is a modeling one, very well done and no doubt with a professional camera. She's also made up for the occasion. (Guess I don't have to e-mail her for her pic now..)

Sarc and Sick Boy post pics from normal webcams or digital cameras without any preparation. I'm not saying they are or aren't hotter than "mystery girl", just that it's an incredibly shitty comparison because this, ahem, unknown quantity has all the advantages.

Personally, I don't like comparing pictures anyway. I prefer to do that in person.

I thought the latest (black and white) pic Sarc posted, in her 6th (?) month of pregnancy, in an incredibly cute outfit, was the most stunning pic of a totse chick I've ever seen.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I thought the latest (black and white) pic Sarc posted, in her 6th (?) month of pregnancy, in an incredibly cute outfit, was the most stunning pic of a totse chick I've ever seen.

You should post a picture then and set that record right!

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

You should post a picture then and set that record right!

Eh, you haven't seen the pic she's talking about, Gus. Sarc thought I was on crack for saying so, but Cindy's right. She looks fantastic.

I think it's her in the 5th month, though.

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Its pretty funny. Just because someone posts a pic like that you assume it is them. The only way to know what they really look like is a streaming video.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Hottest girl on Totse? (http://www.geocities.com/chatroompet/index.html?1079654545304)

Okay, I got permission to post this pic, but not to tell you who she is. She is a member here though, and she has my vote for the hottest female here.

-------. I know it.

EDIT: I felt like undoing your Spiffy edit; all but the principal part. Don't try to make me out to be an asshole.

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quote:sick boy is hot, ESPECIALLY WITH THE AK-47!

Chicks and Guns . Whats not to like?!

and plus the mystery girl is under 18 so thats not to fair.

Spiffy, goddamnit, I'm not being a jackass. I wasn't actually TOLD that it was you-know-who, but I surmised it, based on her appearance (hint: race correlation to Totse name) and her career of choice that I recall her stating before. I understand why you edited my post and apologize for the ID'ing (thanks for confirming it), but I wasn't doing it to be an asshole.

Anyone who frequents this forum can figure it out. But, as was said, this is the internet, and anyone can post a picture of anyone and claim it's anyone.

In all honesty the only pictures of totse chicks I have seen are guernicas and sarcs. They both give me some good lesbian fantasies though.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

EG, take into account that pic is a modeling one, very well done and no doubt with a professional camera. She's also made up for the occasion.



I know what you mean. I saw a pic of someone here and was like, she's hot...then I saw a "first thing in the morning" pic and was like, that other pic was good. LOL..some girls are hot more often or something. I have seen like 10 pics or so of this girl so I think I have a pretty good idea how hot she is.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

I'm not saying they are or aren't hotter than "mystery girl", just that it's an incredibly shitty comparison because this, ahem, unknown quantity has all the advantages.



Yeah, I guess I have an advantage since I have seen multiple pics of each. However, pro or not, the cam does not lie.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Personally, I don't like comparing pictures anyway. I prefer to do that in person.

LOL...that would be nice. Maybe I will meet her in person, you never know. However, for this purpose I would prefer pics because there are some here at totse that I would never meet even if they wanted to. There are all kinds of people here, but whatever floats your boat.

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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

i swear i have seen you before, where are you from?

Ok, the person who posted that pic was my boyfriend. He wanted to make me believe that I was attractive. That IS me though, and NOT all made-up. I did my own makeup, I picked out my own clothes, it is 100% me. I am from Illinois, though, in response to your question.

quote:Originally posted by Nickums:

Ok, the person who posted that pic was my boyfriend. He wanted to make me believe that I was attractive. That IS me though, and NOT all made-up. I did my own makeup, I picked out my own clothes, it is 100% me. I am from Illinois, though, in response to your question.

chicago? maybe i saw you when i visited my dad. hmmm

dont hate

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

chicago? maybe i saw you when i visited my dad. hmmm



Not Chicago...about 3 hours south, in Central Illinois.