I'm going to say right out front, I'm a man in my 40's, and that's for those out there who couldn't possibly believe..that I probably havent even been born yet, who knows..really, and who the fuk cares...really. I mean, as we speak, the hubble telescope is clearly focused on a galaxy that doesnt exist anymore..it's 13 billion LIGHT YEARS away...COOL. Age..it's a personal thing.

A couple of years ago I had sex with a gal, a good friend, in a wine barrel. A little risky I know (you have to know wine barrels to realize the full implication of the 'risk' factor)...but, it was a hoot. I wonder sometimes, if I am , like, one of a few..to do this. Has anyone done this..on the record..

I am too lazy to find the picture, so I will just say it:

I can catch lightning in a bottle and I still don't know what the fuck you just said.

umm how big is a wine barrel. umm good for you?!?!

Ooookay then.

I am fully up for shagging in weird places...I might have to get a barrel from a vineyard and try that.

Or maybe just be a prat and stick to using beds and backs of buses!

yes i can remember being that young and supple too.......

you're 40 and you spell fuck with no c?

heh..im at a loss of words..

in a wine barrel eh? not bad as far as originality goes..

Shittie

'fuk' is short for 'fuck'..it wasnt a misprint.

Bushy..it's big enough for 2 to have a stand up bonk in..I'm living proof, ok..

We use naughty words here, we're all rebellious. You can too, it's ok.

Do explain the dangers of wine barrel sex for the curious.

..if it tips over(which is definitely on the card with 2 people in there rockin' and rollin')..anything that's hangin' out gets broken or crushed, probably 2 or 3 times..it just keeps bouncin' around due to its shape...and they are fukn heavy..if the barrel starts topplin'..its probably best to 'down periscope', you know..and get everything and everyone inside..fully (I"ve only done it once, mind you..I'm not claimin' to be an expert on 'fukninawinebarrel' or anything...just wondering if there was any 'kindred spirits' out there..ya know?