I have been with this guy for a few weeks...tonight I gave him head for the first time, I almost puke!!! His cum tastes awful!! What do I do? Do I tell him that it is yucky? Would he be offended? Can I do anything about it?

Puke all over him. He'll get the general idea.

So don't taste it. Be sure he ejaculates as deep as possible and just swallow! Don't think about it and don't hold it in your mouth.

How is it bad? Bitter? Like chlorine bleach? Salty? "Chunky" (ewwww)? Ask him if he drinks enough fluids.

It is really bitter, It is just nasty

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

So don't taste it. Be sure he ejaculates as deep as possible and just swallow! Don't think about it and don't hold it in your mouth.

How is it bad? Bitter? Like chlorine bleach? Salty? "Chunky" (ewwww)? Ask him if he drinks enough fluids.

... That sounds... Icky...

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Try popping a minty fresh mouth freshener into your mouth, you won't be able to taste much of anything.

Or you could date me, baby; my cum is either entirely tasteless, or even a bit sweet (when I'm on speed).

I kid, I kid. But I'm serious about the cum-taste thing.

So I should ask him to go on speed?

quote:Originally posted by Stranger1786:

So I should ask him to go on speed?

I'd suggest asking him to dip his penis in a lat of warm chocolate... Well, it sounds like a good idea to me at any rate.

y'all are so serious and helpful tonight!!! I love it!!



P.S. the end isn't ment with sarcasm

quote:Originally posted by Stranger1786:

y'all are so serious and helpful tonight!!! I love it!!



P.S. the end isn't ment with sarcasm

Here be the help = quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Try popping a minty fresh mouth freshener into your mouth, you won't be able to taste much of anything.

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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

So don't taste it. Be sure he ejaculates as deep as possible and just swallow! Don't think about it and don't hold it in your mouth.

But enough of that, someone bring out the chocolate-covered marshmallow bunnies, Woohoo!!

Oh, even better, I know that someone on totse has to be able to cook something like them!!

http://cum-so-sweet.com/

What about just taking a facial?

If you don't like the smell and the taste of someone, find someone else, cause the relationship won't last.

Smell/taste is a very primal response in us.

Depending on what the guy had eaten will give u differnt tastes.

Meat (especially red) = bitter

Veggies = sweet

I learned this from The Sunday Night Sex Show

is that that show with that old woman giving out the advice?

LOL yup!

try using edible massage oil can work wonders

Ok if it's bitter, it probably means he's not eating a large amount of vegetables. Vegetarians have sweet cum. So have him eat more vegetables, and.. mm.. dunno if it applies, but you can never have enough water

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lol Johnx, why would you want to take pills to sweeten your cum? Vegetables do a sufficient job for one, and if the chick starts liking it too much, she'll do it all the time, or too much, and have to have her stomach pumped. (Pam Anderson had to have it done) That shit is hard to break down. Can't remember how long it takes though.

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Dear Community,

Thank you so much!!!

--Emily

dont be a pussy, just swallow it.

quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

dont be a pussy, just swallow it.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

..just tell him (in a sweet way)..that if he wants it...its a pearl necklace every time..dont even mention to him that his cum tastes awful..its likely to give him a complex and he'll start thinkin' about putting it into some other gals mouth! Tell him a pearl necklace "just sends you CRAZY"..works every time..

If you like him enough just swallow and deal with it.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:



Try popping a minty fresh mouth freshener into your mouth, you won't be able to taste much of anything.

Hmm....Wonder what a mint strip would feel like, if it does have a feel at all to it in the girls mouth.

Altoids are often used for fun. Try the cinnamon ones for an extra-spicy treat.

Hi Bella.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Altoids are often used for fun. Try the cinnamon ones for an extra-spicy treat.

Hi Bella.



Altiods get sticky. That means that they might give someone a yeast infection. Just a thought.

You can't have sex if she has a yeast infection...

...but you can bake bread.