Yesterday, I had my penis sucked to ejaculation. Nyah.

That is all.

Yea...you're a winner kid...

Another useless topic by The_Rabbi.

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

Another useless topic by The_Rabbi.

Ah, on the contrary.

It was quite the ego stroke.

HAH!

ego stroke! Get it?

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

Yea...you're a winner kid...

Indeed I am, old man.

And, what's more, by the end of the night my penis will be firmly entrenched in a willing vagina. Top that, I say.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Ah, on the contrary.

It was quite the ego stroke.

HAH!

ego stroke! Get it?

*tries to keep a poker face*

...

*smiles a bit*

...

...

*breaks out laughing*

Hahahahaha...

Ok, you win, you can stroke your ego all over totse, I'll just go hide from the vengeful gods of penile pleasure.

It's amazing how much one's demeanor changes.

Now, all I need is some black face paint and a blue bird on my shoulder.

It's the truth! It's factual! Everything is satisfactual...

Make sure and wrap your dreidle, Kikey.

Light the menorah; Kikey's gonna get laid! Mazeltov!

Show her your matzoh balls, jewboy!!

-Infrared

Rabbi, if someone is a virgin, and they get their cock sucked off and cream in the bitches mouth, they are still virgins because they didn't get pussy. I don't see how this is meant to make virgins jealous. But it sure makes me jealous, the last time a girl wet my whistle was november 23, tuesday night 2003. I remember that night like it was yesterday.....

quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

Rabbi, if someone is a virgin, and they get their cock sucked off and cream in the bitches mouth, they are still virgins because they didn't get pussy.

Indeed.

But what's your point?

If you think I'm bragging about my *FIRST* blowjob, you're way off, and would have to go back a few years to be around for that milestone.

quote: I don't see how this is meant to make virgins jealous.

Because any action will make the virgin geeks jealous.

quote:But it sure makes me jealous, the last time a girl wet my whistle was november 23, tuesday night 2003. I remember that night like it was yesterday.....

It'd been a while for me, too, so you can understand why I'm so gleefully arrogant, yes?

bur rabbi ve vould you vant to make ze geeks jealous already ??? oh weh was maste de yid?? i tink you should tell me about your childhood........

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

bur rabbi ve vould you vant to make ze geeks jealous already ??? oh weh was maste de yid?? i tink you should tell me about your childhood........

Well, it's quite simple, herr jack...

I'm a bastard.

i like how he calls you herr jack. just liek the nazi's said to each other when they slaughtered millions of jews. i wish they had of just slaughtered this one...

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Make sure and wrap your dreidle, Kikey.

Light the menorah; Kikey's gonna get laid! Mazeltov!

Show her your matzoh balls, jewboy!!

-Infrared

I am firmly convinced we must be brothers, in spirit.

to the guy before me: Fuck Off. STFU. Kikey pwns all he beholds. Fear the great rabbi!

oooo i am so jelous....

/ sarcasm

thats herr VON jack !!

Old, rabbi, old. And I did better than you anyhow.

And just to clarify; I wasn't at all dissing the kike. Just having a laugh at his expense.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

And just to clarify; I wasn't at all dissing the kike. Just having a laugh at his expense.



moechte ich zustimmen!( whistles the "horst wessel" to himself....)

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Indeed I am, old man.

And, what's more, by the end of the night my penis will be firmly entrenched in a willing vagina. Top that, I say.

So you took a break from getting head and coming here to post this instead of getting right into that willing vagina??? Patheticism(is that a word?)at it's best...

velcome to stalag 9 vorkers......from now on zis vill be your homes and your vorkplace...you vill call me overfuhrer ressotami...now.....its time for a shower.......

Kikey, We need to find you a nice Jewish girl to settle down and have a family with.

by your dog i assume?

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Yesterday, I had my penis sucked to ejaculation. Nyah.

That is all.

quote:Originally posted by elite_dance:

So you took a break from getting head and coming here to post this instead of getting right into that willing vagina??? Patheticism(is that a word?)at it's best...

No, no, no. You have the timeline all wrong.

The fellatio was the night before, and the intercourse was many hours after I posted that.

Christ, I thought that was clear.

And this is really great stuff. I really riled up all you fellows who didn't get and sex and affection last night, didn't I? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

Ehh, at least I still have my giant fighting robots!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Make sure and wrap your dreidle, Kikey.

Light the menorah; Kikey's gonna get laid! Mazeltov!

Show her your matzoh balls, jewboy!!

-Infrared

You forgot shalom and oy vey..

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

No, no, no. You have the timeline all wrong.

The fellatio was the night before, and the intercourse was many hours after I posted that.

Christ, I thought that was clear.

And this is really great stuff. I really riled up all you fellows who didn't get and sex and affection last night, didn't I? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!





I never said that I didn't get any affection...or sex. I was just wondering why you would have come here to post before actually getting the deed done. Maybe you should have made it more clear than what you did...

YOU ARE RAVEN....I RECOGNISE THE STYLE

you can't fool me

quote:Originally posted by elite_dance:

So you took a break from getting head and coming here to post this instead of getting right into that willing vagina??? Patheticism(is that a word?)at it's best...

Arent you the one who took a break from being heterosexual to have a buttgasm? Maybe you should stop accepting things into your willing ass.

quote:And this is really great stuff. I really riled up all you fellows who didn't get and sex and affection last night, didn't I? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

Not a riled up fellow.

Just an equally smug female who is

proud to say that I got sex and affection last night as well...

ahh I heart being a no-strings-attatched kinda girl...

quote:Originally posted by Fuck You, Asshole:

Arent you the one who took a break from being heterosexual to have a buttgasm? Maybe you should stop accepting things into your willing ass.

I know who you are...

we also like the fact of knowing who you are. i'm sure you also know who i am and i really don't care. i heard of this buttgasm not too long ago, but when i heard it ithought to myself. i could have gone on for a really long time without hearing such shit, or should i say shitgasm. my guess is your rock hard log was pushed up against the prostate. my advice to you is get that "shit CHECKED OUT."

oh yeah take a listen to the new 1st street cd your on it.

quote:Originally posted by onasis:

Kikey, We need to find you a nice Jewish girl to settle down and have a family with.

I'm a sorta nice Jewish girl