Ah, the infamous fleshlight. We've all seen the ads while surfing around for porn. We've all THOUGHT about buying one. We've all wondered if they really do work.

Well, i'll tell ya. I recently purchased one. Yes, i'm proud of my purchase. No, i'm not a loser. I'm married, I have sex twice a week on schedule. But for those times that SHE doesn't want to, now I can.

For those of you who DONT know. A Fleshlight is a large, gray plastic case that looks much like a large utility flashlight - hence the name. Upon removing the cap it reveals an oriface of your choosing (Either a mouth, pussy, anus, or non-descript). The insert is made of a very real-feel silicon/latex blend, which, when heated feels comparable to the real thing.

The inserts come in a variety of styles.

Regular

Super Tight (like prom night!)

Ultra tight (about the width of a pencil, but the material is SUPER stretchy, even a 5 inch girth penis can fit into an ultra tight)

Ribbed

Super Ribbed (about 2 times as many ribs)

Wonder Wave (Like ribbed, only the ribs are spread apart

I ordered a super tight vagina and a wonder wave mouth insert. The super tight vagina brings me back to high school, while the wonder wave mouth simulates the real feel of a blowjob (sans tongue).

On the back of the fleshlight is another cap used to adjust the suction. Fully screwed and it'll suck you dry, half on it'll give you a wonderful sensation while you pump, and off you won't get any suction, though it still feels good.

Cleaning is simple. You remove the insert and run it through hot water for a couple of minutes, then you powder it with a powder of your choice (i.e. baby powder).

For those of you who are skeptic about this product, I highly recommend it. When masturbations lost its touch, this will do it for you. Guranteed.

For those of you who flame, flame ahead, i'm not embarrased of my purchase

Any questions just ask.

Here's a question: Why do you sound like a freakin' adverstisment for this? Because it's not making me take you seriously on this.

Why would a company who's sold millions of products advertise at totse?

because a lot of the people of totse are poor guys with out a life and with out gfs. *COUGH guswut COUGH*

Well yeah, but still the companies made millions of dollars in sales and all the ads i've seen were on some of the top porn sites. I don't think they're persue totse -- let alone any forum site for advertisement. Seriously, maybe about 100 different people will see this thread. Maybe 1 or 2 will buy it. That's pretty useless advertisement if you ask me.

yeah but that means they made 100 dollars

they wouldn't pay for a forum advertisment here.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

because a lot of the people of totse are poor guys with out a life and with out gfs. *COUGH guswut COUGH*



I might not have a girlfriend or a life, but I also don't have any extra money to waste on a piece of crap masturbation aid when my hand works damn well for free. I guess some people <cough>Bushy</cough> must think money is better off wasted on something as stupid as this.

[This message has been edited by Guswut (edited 03-15-2004).]

i dont think so, thats why i have friends that help me with that.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

i dont think so, thats why i have friends that help me with that.

With getting money to buy some crappy masturbation aid? Do you also use it together, or take turns on your sleep overs? I'm happy my friends aren't as good of friends as your "friends"!

Excellent and informative post. Most guys who've been with the same chick for a while, like myself, still masturbate,and I've seen this product advertised all over. It seems small, affordable, and with easy clean-up.

[This message has been edited by Diao (edited 03-15-2004).]

I must say that I have never seen it advertised, and even if I did, I would just blow it off as a waste of money...

bushy and guswat should mudwrestle

they're acting like such bitches

www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com) for more info if ya want.

and yeah, mudwrestling is cool.

[edit] but jello wrestling is cooler

[This message has been edited by Darkus (edited 03-15-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by 40oz:

bushy and guswat should mudwrestle

they're acting like such bitches

You posted just to post that comment?

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I'm out of my league, the stupidity level in here is too much for me... Must... escape... Oh no... Can't... Breath... Jesus... Eating arm...

quote:Originally posted by Darkus:

www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com) for more info if ya want.

and yeah, mudwrestling is cool.

[edit] but jello wrestling is cooler

[This message has been edited by Darkus (edited 03-15-2004).]



Not when bushy and guswut are the ones wrestling. Ugh.

~es

Good point. Gotta go with the chocolate pudding on that one

Wow! Maybe, one of those new dexterous, horn playing Toyota robots, with a built-in 'light

would be most excellent.

Sex-robots, mayhaps they are the coming thing

They can take a dickin' & keep on tickin'.