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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-03-14, 21:26
iHaveQuestions iHaveQuestions is offline
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Default how to talk dirty?

? how? my bf does to be and i get sooo damn horny and i really have no idea what to say to him, HELP ME!
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Old 2004-03-14, 21:38
Twiggy Twiggy is offline
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Try "Fuck me in my ass and then i'll shit in your mouth"
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Old 2004-03-14, 21:39
Guswut Guswut is offline
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Search Engines Are There For This Reason (http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=fp-pull-web-t&p=How+to+talk+dirty).
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Old 2004-03-14, 21:42
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Say things that will turn him on.

For example if a girl said to me "I want you to take me upstairs, lay me down and fuck me for hours!", I can honestly say I would be horny.

But then again anything will make me horny...I think I have a problem!
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Old 2004-03-14, 21:43
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Just say fuck me. Over and Over. Throw hi name in there, tell him you want his big hard cock, tell him his cock feel goo inside you. Stuff like that. Don't be self conscience(sp?) just relax, and enjoy it. Dirty talking can be lots of fun, and there is no wrong way to do it, as long as you don't cross that persons boundrys for name calling or anything like that.
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Old 2004-03-14, 21:52
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*gets a little too turned on by stupid noob's post*

*runs*
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Old 2004-03-14, 23:31
Mackofett Mackofett is offline
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My g/f while on the phone will start talking to me about all the things she wants us to do for a start. Now while it might not be completly talking dirty to begin with as its just sort of her thinking out loud then I will say something and it goes from there. It doesnt have to be anything particular, just what your thinking at the time will do.

I mean when my g/f and I made love the first time she kept telling me how much she loved me and I kept saying the same, but before that when it was just us using our hands or oral it was all shit like "Go right there again and this time do it deeper" or her saying my name alot. I just think it depends on what you are doing at the time as to what you might want to say. I mean another time we made love and I was as she would say "Taking it from the back" she just kept telling me how great it was to start the day on her knees like that and I suppose most of it was a bit stupid looking back but it was the right thing to say then. The important thing is to say stuff you are comfortable with yourself.
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Old 2004-03-15, 01:15
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Just tell him what you want to do to him -- in detail. If you're honest and it's sexy, bonus points

Just don't say anything that involves female domination or shitting on his chest.
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Old 2004-03-15, 03:31
nicky nicky is offline
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You don't actually have to say what the porn stars say, infact you don't have to say much at all, just give the impression that you're really enjoying yourself and say what you want him to do.
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Old 2004-03-15, 14:16
SilentKill SilentKill is offline
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Just say any sentance followed by "If you know what i mean"
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Old 2004-03-15, 15:53
lordsjohnson lordsjohnson is offline
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iHaveQuestions, what are your fantasies? What turns you on to think about? Two guys...another girl... a big dick....

Tell us what turns you on.
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Old 2004-03-18, 03:25
iHaveQuestions iHaveQuestions is offline
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alright...so you asked...i am really turned on when i am powerless, not so far as to be tied up or anything but at least my hands held, or behind me so that i can't use them...i like it kinda rough...a little biting is ok...another thing is when we are just laying there and he slides up behind me and his dick is just there between my legs, he's not in me, but he's so close that i'm in pain! i dunno, usually enough teasing is enough to get me going...i'm so damn horny all the time...but anyways, would me telling him this get him going the way it does for me...i want him to ache for it like i do!
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Old 2004-03-18, 03:59
Lazzaro Lazzaro is offline
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quote:Originally posted by iHaveQuestions:

alright...so you asked...i am really turned on when i am powerless, not so far as to be tied up or anything but at least my hands held, or behind me so that i can't use them...i like it kinda rough...a little biting is ok...another thing is when we are just laying there and he slides up behind me and his dick is just there between my legs, he's not in me, but he's so close that i'm in pain! i dunno, usually enough teasing is enough to get me going...i'm so damn horny all the time...but anyways, would me telling him this get him going the way it does for me...i want him to ache for it like i do!



It should. I kind of like that so close but not yet feeling. It's just like damn hurry up I wanna slide in you.
 
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