when i see the movie gladiator, or braveheart, or any movie with hand to hand combat, i get an incredible boner, i get excited sexually, what is that??

Perhaps you're a sadist?

You're gay, you get erected looking at powerful men.

Perhaps your gay...

Ah yes, scantly clad muscular men... you're gay. haha!

quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

You're gay, you get erected looking at powerful men.

From your name... if death was your style, you probably wouldn't get all that far in life, would you?

whoa. dude, either you are just gay,

OR



you get exited from the combat, but instead of sweating, getting to the edge of your seat, or just getting exited, your brain converts your exitement into a boner, horny, sexual exitement.

nothing like that happens to me or anything, but maybe you just get exited in different ways..

It could have to do with an increased pulse rate. The adrinaline starts pumping and whatnot. Also, I heard that somepeople actually tighten their theighs durring intense moments which can stimulate an errection, especially if you're in your teens and are sensitive down there.

You are a homosexual.

Maybe your having a sexual indenity crisis.

P.S.You really got your ass kicked on this thread didnt ya.

ur a mentally retarted fucked up evil fuck



thats all i have to say

U GOT CUT

Do you ever get horny when your watching monday night football and its not the cheerleaders that are turning you on.

i used to be a bloke but then i read this and now im in my mums clothes



jokin lol

quote:Originally posted by ~~~CaZzA~~~:



U GOT CUT

That has to be the stupidest line you noobs have. Where the hell do you pick that one up?

lol Kazz it was a joke

quote:Originally posted by Kazz:

That has to be the stupidest line you noobs have. Where the hell do you pick that one up?

True dat

quote:Originally posted by Kazz:

That has to be the stupidest line you noobs have. Where the hell do you pick that one up?

Is it really any worse than "Your (sic) gay" or "URGAY!!!!!!!111 LOLZ!!!!1!111"?

i dunno man. i only get a boner if i see PUSSEH! or boobs.. but mostly PUSSEH! now, violance and combat is all good.. until you get the man-skanks. then it's just fighting. a frickin' bar-bet. when it's chics fightin', HOO-nelly! it's one big fucking beating circle!

Shalakai the depressing anti-depressant

God makes dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God makes man. Man forgets God. Man makes viagra. Man finds woman. God gives woman PMS

I used to get 'em when I was doing something rebellious or bad. And sometimes if I go a LONG time w/o weed, kinda wierd...

That's boneriffic!

That's testacular!

That's orgastic!

And so on...

Maybe in intense moments in the scene the excitement gets to you in other ways then just excitement in watching the scene itself. If this is the reason it is best to watch movies like this with your girlfriend or a fuck buddy. But not all movies that cause this need to have a lot of action. If you watch pink floyd the wall with your girlfriend or fuck buddy you will not see the last half, trust me.

Fuck buddy = Female friend with benefits



[This message has been edited by FeaRSeL (edited 03-14-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by vlad-tepes:

when i see the movie gladiator, or braveheart, or any movie with hand to hand combat, i get an incredible boner, i get excited sexually, what is that??

U just want russel crowe.. ALL NIGHT LONG..BIACHT...... EYAH YEAH YEAH RUSSEL GIVE IT TO ME:. YEAH YAEH YEAH THE COMBAT IN MY ARSE¤::. YERAH YEAH YEAH YAEH

I get horny in gladiator... when Commodus talks about porking his sis mwahahahahaha.

yeah i think we have come up with a verdict......

on the charge of being a homosexual in the first degree.....

GUILTY

hard swords/hard cock

coincidence?

I would have given serious input but I doubt you'll even read this far down, fucking noobs.

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

i dunno man. i only get a boner if i see PUSSEH! or boobs.. but mostly PUSSEH! now, violance and combat is all good.. until you get the man-skanks. then it's just fighting. a frickin' bar-bet. when it's chics fightin', HOO-nelly! it's one big fucking beating circle!

Shalakai the depressing anti-depressant

God makes dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God makes man. Man forgets God. Man makes viagra. Man finds woman. God gives woman PMS



What the hell are you saying? You just sound like a dumbass...

judging by the way you type it, I'm guessing you dun see "PUSSEH!" too often?

You people are gay, every last one of you who called that guy gay is a pillow biter. He's just sadistic, shit, it's not that hard to see.