Long post ahead (I'm really baked so there are long rants ahead. You are warned):

Okay so if you remember from parts 1 + 2, my plan was to very methodically seduce a chick. The girl was picked, and stage 1 was be a jerk to her and be an asshole. Phase 2 was to develop a deep side by having serious conversations with her. Also I was sick for a while and had to declare a hiatus. Then Step 3 was to move in for the seduction. I failed at step 3 when she said (responding to me about me saying "kiss me") "I don't wanna ruin what we have." So here's the exciting conclusion...

I hadn't talked to her really for a long ass time, so I figured she had no interest in me. Suddenly tonight, she calls me and says that a party has been busted by the cops and asks if she can come over. I was hangin out with a few kids in my room so I said "yea" not thinking anything of it.

So she came over with her friend, and they found another place to chill, so while walking them out, she turns to me and just stares at me. I just say, "you're really drunk aren't you?" And she just leans in to kiss me. I push her away. Let me explain why. I feel that since she was drunk, it was too easy to seduce her (that way will skew my experimental data.) Yea you can call me a pussy or whatever, but I probably drove her more wild over me with that push away, because she'll be thinknig of me alot.

So I push her away and am walking them dodwnstairs. She leans in to kiss my goodbye at the door, but I'm just like "you're just too drunk."

So she goes online nad starts bitching at me hjow i didn't hook up with her or anything.

Well I guess that wasn't a conclusion. I wanna see how this pans out, but I want you to know that Seduction of a Girl is a success! I methodically with a 3 step method seduced a chick.

It was really wierd though because I dind't even talk to her for a long time and she showws up outta nowhere and jsut is all bold and tries to make out with me.

If you read this thank you for reading it. Tell me what you think of this...it's kinda crazy, huh?

~Mike

very weird, but common man......no offense girls are an intriguing subject......figuring them out the whole 9 yards......but yeah....you collected a lot of "brownie points" by denying her any physical contact.....she'll want you way more.....or even develop a "love" i guess you could call it towards you.....props to you man.......i think you've got her where you want her to be......well......taking into account that she has to remember everything she did and you did while she was drunk.....

Yea thanks man. I think that she was acting much drunker than she actually was (cuz she could walk fine and shit) so I don't think that she will forget it,

~Mike

B-I-N-G-O your set man........but wait.....remember women are unpredictable.....so don't get tooo comfy with the whole situation.....keep your guards up a little......

quote:Originally posted by MikeTheWalrus:

Yea you can call me a pussy or whatever, but I probably drove her more wild over me with that push away, because she'll be thinknig of me alot.

Yeah man, you gotsta use those strategies. Congrats, I probably wouldn't have been able to control myself in that situation.

dude, i will devulge unto you (and whoever isn't overly baked to read this) the secrets of seducing a chic

-fine text: this is not 100% guaranteed to work; you must have a personality that target likes, or somehow get her to like it, and also have some (if any) experience with girls. PUPPY LOVE DOES NOT COUNT!-

step 1 - introductions. first impressions last. if yer a creepy-ass cretin (such as myself), it is not wise to show your true self. use a passive but assertive introduction, such as "hey.. you're in my <insert subject> <area; in my situation, it would be a school class>. i'm <name>." usually, at that point, they'll either blow you off or tell you their name. if they blow you off, you lose, try some other chic. if they give you their name, continue reading

step 2 - associations. find out who some of her friends are, but DO NOT ask people what she is like etc., and do not generalize because of discovered friends. when you have associated yourself with her friends, she will think you're nice because her friends think so. thusly, she may (or may not, depending on the person) invite you to parties. but, if she calls you a stalker, give up and go for a new chic. if not, continue on

step 3 - becoming good friends. ask for her number/e-mail. use, but do not abuse, or you will be shot down faster than a single german trying to storm an american bunker during WW2. when you talk to her on the phone, don't always call on the same day(s) of the week, it's rather annoying. also, don't call every friggin' day or when you are bored. the suggested max is twice a week, the minimum at least once every two weeks. if you choose to talk to her over a chat-line, don't talk to her immediately whenever she logs-on, unless she starts it. if she hasn't blocked your phone/e-mail, keep goin', yer doin' great!

step 4 - group date. yer almost there, but still a bit to go before you can get a home-run. if you both are of legal age, grab a bunch of friends from both parties and go to a bar or clubbing. don't be stupid by trying to get her totally hammered to the point of being stupidly horney. it's just not right. if she gets tanked, take her home, end of story. if not and just has a couple drinks, keep a some-what close relationship with her (ie talk to her, dance with her, let your body language tell her that you want her). at this point, it's VERY difficult to keep it going unless you know what yer doin'. i know someone who screwed up just after this and is regretting it.

step 5 - steady-dating. ok, this is the hard part. y'know the greek story about the guy who always has to push the rock to the top? well, you only have to do it once. the size of the rock depends on your determination. for those that will keep going, do as follows (i'm old-fashioned when it comes to this; in no way is this the best thing to do, but i find it easy enough): take her out to a local fancy resturaunt (try to get candle-lit). make sure no friends/parental units/annoying unwanted guests know where you are going to take her. actually, just tell her that you're taking her somewhere's fancy and she's not to bring money. afterwords, if you think the timing is right etc, go for the 5-second frenchie goodnight kiss. if not, try try again.

in 5 steps you can bag yourself a quality woman.. if you do it right

Shalakai

Some conditions may apply; batteries not included; condoms are optional; never lie unless you like pain

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:



Some conditions may apply; batteries not included; condoms are optional; never lie unless you like pain



haha......nice one man.......

Nice guide, should archive it.

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

dude, i will devulge unto you (and whoever isn't overly baked to read this) the secrets of seducing a chic

-fine text: this is not 100% guaranteed to work; you must have a personality that target likes, or somehow get her to like it, and also have some (if any) experience with girls. PUPPY LOVE DOES NOT COUNT!-

step 1 - introductions. first impressions last. if yer a creepy-ass cretin (such as myself), it is not wise to show your true self. use a passive but assertive introduction, such as "hey.. you're in my <insert subject> <area; in my situation, it would be a school class>. i'm <name>." usually, at that point, they'll either blow you off or tell you their name. if they blow you off, you lose, try some other chic. if they give you their name, continue reading

step 2 - associations. find out who some of her friends are, but DO NOT ask people what she is like etc., and do not generalize because of discovered friends. when you have associated yourself with her friends, she will think you're nice because her friends think so. thusly, she may (or may not, depending on the person) invite you to parties. but, if she calls you a stalker, give up and go for a new chic. if not, continue on

step 3 - becoming good friends. ask for her number/e-mail. use, but do not abuse, or you will be shot down faster than a single german trying to storm an american bunker during WW2. when you talk to her on the phone, don't always call on the same day(s) of the week, it's rather annoying. also, don't call every friggin' day or when you are bored. the suggested max is twice a week, the minimum at least once every two weeks. if you choose to talk to her over a chat-line, don't talk to her immediately whenever she logs-on, unless she starts it. if she hasn't blocked your phone/e-mail, keep goin', yer doin' great!

step 4 - group date. yer almost there, but still a bit to go before you can get a home-run. if you both are of legal age, grab a bunch of friends from both parties and go to a bar or clubbing. don't be stupid by trying to get her totally hammered to the point of being stupidly horney. it's just not right. if she gets tanked, take her home, end of story. if not and just has a couple drinks, keep a some-what close relationship with her (ie talk to her, dance with her, let your body language tell her that you want her). at this point, it's VERY difficult to keep it going unless you know what yer doin'. i know someone who screwed up just after this and is regretting it.

step 5 - steady-dating. ok, this is the hard part. y'know the greek story about the guy who always has to push the rock to the top? well, you only have to do it once. the size of the rock depends on your determination. for those that will keep going, do as follows (i'm old-fashioned when it comes to this; in no way is this the best thing to do, but i find it easy enough): take her out to a local fancy resturaunt (try to get candle-lit). make sure no friends/parental units/annoying unwanted guests know where you are going to take her. actually, just tell her that you're taking her somewhere's fancy and she's not to bring money. afterwords, if you think the timing is right etc, go for the 5-second frenchie goodnight kiss. if not, try try again.

in 5 steps you can bag yourself a quality woman.. if you do it right

Shalakai

Some conditions may apply; batteries not included; condoms are optional; never lie unless you like pain



for some one who does nto have a very good winning streak with relationships you sure have alot of advice

-warweed12