Me and my girlfriend have been goin pretty steady for about 5 months and things are getting more serious. I know soon she'll give me some dome. Here's the problem. I've never jerked off before, I masturbate by rubbing against like sleepingbags and shit which may seem weird but is actually awesome. So the problem is that its like impossible to jerk me off, i can't even jerk myself off. She's gonna do it and she'll be like why the fuck won't you cum. And then she'll feel bad or think something wrong with me. Anyone masturbate this way? Any suggestions?

When she asks tell her it's because she's a useless bitch and knee her in the chest.

Mostlikely i think u will come early because it will be new to you. Any way why do u masterbate by rubiing against a sleeping bag.

Well, if this isnt a joke I dont know what to say. how old are you? and in 5 months you havent hand anytype of sex!?!?!?!



hmmmmm, maybe you should go see a doctor.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

Well, if this isnt a joke I dont know what to say. how old are you? and in 5 months you havent hand anytype of sex!?!?!?!



hmmmmm, maybe you should go see a doctor.

This is High School man you have to build a relationship.

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

This is High School man you have to build a relationship.

Shut up, sleeping bag fucker.

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

This is High School man you have to build a relationship.



Whew, so, after high school, I don't have to worry about any of that "building a relationship" crap, and just get straight to screwing the fuck out of them? Well, that's a relief...

My personal belief: sex after marriage.

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

Me and my girlfriend have been goin pretty steady for about 5 months and things are getting more serious. I know soon she'll give me some dome. Here's the problem. I've never jerked off before, I masturbate by rubbing against like sleepingbags and shit which may seem weird but is actually awesome. So the problem is that its like impossible to jerk me off, i can't even jerk myself off. She's gonna do it and she'll be like why the fuck won't you cum. And then she'll feel bad or think something wrong with me. Anyone masturbate this way? Any suggestions?

I can only suggest two things. First of all, you might try jerking it with lube. Some guys swear by it, others get by just fine by jerking it dry. Try 'em both and see what happens.

If hands are an absolute no-no, and you really do have to rub against something to get off, why not ask her for a titty fuck?

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

i can't even jerk myself off. Any suggestions?

I cant say Ive ever told someone how to masturbate.Most people just naturaly have that down to a science.Get rid of the sleeping bag and get to praticing on yourself you will figure it out.

[This message has been edited by the meth god (edited 03-14-2004).]

wat the hell? sleeping bags?

Just because you can't get yourself off doesn't mean she can't. Even if she's worse than you at it, the fact a girl is doing it adds a hell of a lot.

Where do you find these sleeping bags?

Why don't they wake up? Are they drunk or do you drug them?

you've never just masturbated yourself? jeez man....i mean i don't want to sound like a loser....but everyone has one time or another managed to have spare time to play with "willy" which leads to jacking off......you really need to invest some time into wankin it yourself......because the best people at giving hand jobs are yourself.....a girl can only make you feel good....she can never do it like you like it..........and again 5 months no action? hmmmm.......

I have a friend like this. The only way he could get off was by bed-rubbing. His girlfriend can't make him cum by jerking him either. Just tell her it doesn't work for you. She might want to try to find out. Otherwise she'll just have to use her mouth. It's a cruel world isn't it.

wtf

dont you have a bed

who uses a sleeping bag all the time

Haha, now I can't get the image of some guy humping a sleeping bag out of my head. Sleeping bag fucker!

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

This is High School man you have to build a relationship.

it must suck to be in your high school

~~<jay>~~

Don't worry about it I can NEVER come when I'm getting hand because most girls are pretty damn bad at it. Just wait till she sucks your dick and explain to her that giving hand is hard and its not her fault.

peace

quote:Originally posted by Love Metal_666:

When she asks tell her it's because she's a useless bitch and knee her in the chest.

Hahaha.

Violence on chicks is not good,but damn I had to laugh at that one.

Props to you my friend.

quote:Originally posted by Crouts:

Don't worry about it I can NEVER come when I'm getting hand because most girls are pretty damn bad at it. Just wait till she sucks your dick and explain to her that giving hand is hard and its not her fault.

peace



Aight so she went down on me last night and started jerkin me off for a little and then used her mouth, it beats the fuck out of a handjob but still no luck..so after like 30 mins i tried to titty fuck her and that didn't work. So finally i turn her over and rubbed against her pants and i finally came. But fuck man, now she's like next time I want you to cum in my mouth.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

Well, if this isnt a joke I dont know what to say. how old are you? and in 5 months you havent hand anytype of sex!?!?!?!



hmmmmm, maybe you should go see a doctor.

No I've gotten handjobs from her before, but it's always been in school so she'll stop because someone opens a door or something and I can just depend on that.

^^ I dun usually come straight out and say this (I usually hint to it) you are fucked up. I have never heard of anything like this. She was sucking your dick, and you had to stop and rub on her pants in order to cum? That is kinda weird. As for a way to fix the problem...have you thought about castration? oh yea and quote:she's like next time I want you to cum in my mouth. lucky bastard...

edit: wrong "strait"

[This message has been edited by NewRage (edited 03-15-2004).]