Would it have a nice home?

Would it be well fed, well clothed?

Would it have both parents around?

Would it be taught right from wrong?

and would it have freedom?

Right now, I'm aiming for "human." Anything else is icing on the cake.

^^^ hehehe^^^^

umm i would say they would be the most open minded indualvistic kid in the whole world. they wouldnt hate anyone and they would be just like me.

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

Right now, I'm aiming for "human." Anything else is icing on the cake.

I think that would be too much to ask in my case; children are a waste of carbon anyways.

He would live in a ditch under a tree because little children in Africa don't have shelter.

He would be naked because little children in Africa don't have nice clothing.

He would not recieve an education because little children in Africa don't get to have an education.

He would not eat because little children in Africa don't have food.

Who knows? Kids NEVER turn out the way parents intend them to. The little fuckers tend to have minds of their own.

I'm doing the world a favor and not contributing to the exploding population. I'll keep my $250,000+, my freedom and my sanity. Then I'll raise sled dogs and sell them for hundreds of dollars each. They put you in prison for doing that with kids.

^^^ What cindy said. Minus sled dogs. I'd probably screw them up too.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Who knows? Kids NEVER turn out the way parents intend them to. The little fuckers tend to have minds of their own.

I'm doing the world a favor and not contributing to the exploding population. I'll keep my $250,000+, my freedom and my sanity. Then I'll raise sled dogs and sell them for hundreds of dollars each. They put you in prison for doing that with kids.



thats what the back of your hand is for! as for them not turing out how you want them too, I think mine will, I can guarntee it, I'll be involved in their life.

My parents werent to involved in my life so im the shit kid, and my sisters who they spend all their emotion on are the good kids. My mom always comparse me to my sisters, "they can sing, and joy gets good grades, and jenna can act. what do you do? your a little shit!" she said. then i asked her why dosent she jsut return me to the orphanage. she looks and me and then tweaks out.

yeah im a shit kid cause my parents didnt really care.



SORRY I HAVE REALLY STRONG OPINIONS OF MY MOTHER AND FATHER

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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

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thats what the back of your hand is for! as for them not turing out how you want them too, I think mine will, I can guarntee it, I'll be involved in their life.

My parents werent to involved in my life so im the shit kid, and my sisters who they spend all their emotion on are the good kids. My mom always comparse me to my sisters, "they can sing, and joy gets good grades, and jenna can act. what do you do? your a little shit!" she said. then i asked her why dosent she jsut return me to the orphanage. she looks and me and then tweaks out.

yeah im a shit kid cause my parents didnt really care.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 03-14-2004).]

No, you are a "shit kid" because that is what you chose.

Whining about your parents not caring enough is a load of crap. If you want to be motivated and a good person, you will be.

Stop looking for a scapegoat.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Who knows? Kids NEVER turn out the way parents intend them to. The little fuckers tend to have minds of their own.

I'm doing the world a favor and not contributing to the exploding population. I'll keep my $250,000+, my freedom and my sanity. Then I'll raise sled dogs and sell them for hundreds of dollars each. They put you in prison for doing that with kids.

Yeah, what's up with that? I mean, you sit there and let a guy knock you up, you birth the little rat-bag, and feed it and all of that crap. Then when you go and try to make a buck off the little brat, they come and arrest you for child abuse. It's your child, you should be able to what you want with it!

(Oh, and for the thick, this was sarcastic).

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

Right now, I'm aiming for "human." Anything else is icing on the cake.

LOL!

Ya and check his scalp for those three bad numbers.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

as for them not turing out how you want them too, I think mine will, I can guarntee it, I'll be involved in their life.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good call, Mr. McBang.

I'd want my kids to not have the emotional "gap" that i have......my parents have old ideologies.....and the fact that they were brought up in a foreign country makes it worse.....i've never been able to fully communicate to them on any level.....i do know they have good intentions it's just there is a "communication barrier" that we never broke down.....my sister managed to do so.....i myself am well past my teen years and i feel so sad that i never truly will be able to fill the void in that part of my life......in all.......i'd want my kids to not to experience that.....so that they can focus their lives on whatever makes them happy and the fact that they have a parent who can understand where they are coming from......(sorry for the babbling....i'm under the influence of a cocktail of stuff right now).......