seriously i have a severe lack of places to have sex with my girl - any ideas....

Someone suggested the toilet but guys toilets... oh my fucking god! fucking disgusting shit in there.

I cant do it at my house because my parents are always in and shit - what do i do?

And if i was gonna hire a hotel room - how do i tell my parents where I am going without them knowing what i intend to do?

The cemetary. No ones gonna' see ya' except for the dead. It's actually quite fun to do it when its foggy out. It deafens the sound of anything, espcecialy the cry for help- I mean her moans of pleasure.

Seriously thats where I lost my virginity. It was quite the experience to tell you friends "yeah I lost my V in the cemetary"

ok thats scary

The cemitary....I wish I had a gothic girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by NumB-nUTz:

seriously i have a severe lack of places to have sex with my girl - any ideas....

Someone suggested the toilet but guys toilets... oh my fucking god! fucking disgusting shit in there.

I cant do it at my house because my parents are always in and shit - what do i do?

And if i was gonna hire a hotel room - how do i tell my parents where I am going without them knowing what i intend to do?

What are you, 12 ?

i was going to say 10 but i dont think 10 year olds have sex.

yeah they do, my friend had sex when he was 6, he would go in and out of this chick.

quote:Originally posted by Willdo:

yeah they do, my friend had sex when he was 6, he would go in and out of this chick.

*Shudders*

in a car

attic

woods

closet

bath room floor

any place in your house were your parents wont hear any moans.

i feel like having sex in a cemetary now

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

i feel like having sex in a cemetary now

Its fun. Seriously. The fog adds to the effect. You don't really sweat that much either.

how bought on top of a relatives grave. OMG I WOULD LOVE THAT

Id say go to the park but the cemetary sounds safer.

Worked for me!

quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

What are you, 12 ?



16 - why do you ask

it was a joke at your misfortune

~~<jay>~~

well since your 16 and can drive (i'm assuming...) just say youre going to the movies and go find some empty parking lot.

just dont do it in the mall parking lot...stupid security guards...

Do you really have to ask???

Well damn, you can pretty much do it anywhere...Stores, Bathrooms, On the ground about anywhere, At a laundrymat on top of a dryer...gosh anything works!

In a movie theater

In the bathroom of a local restaurant, like Applebees or Outback

In the woods

In your car

At a friend's house (ever seen Risky Business?)

etc., be creative.

i always find the golf course fun nice comffy grass.

quote:Originally posted by G.U.R.U:

i always find the golf course fun nice comffy grass.

Its all fun till a late night pedestrian walks by....and it turns out to be your uncle. Thank you darkness....

Oh and as for parking, becareful where its done. I once parked at a church and a cop pulled up and told up to leave, and another time I was on this dirt round and the Border Patrol pulled up and stopped us....

I suggest a parking lot at an old highschool football field/track, or a brand new subdivision.

Or you can go for the motel, I've always wanted to try that but a little paranoid but them asking for ids.

Ok it is hard to believe that a 6 year old can even get his dick hard.

I find that unbelieveable. As for places to have sex...your parents are home right after school?

Your mom doesn't work? Your dad doesn't work? Her dad and mom both don't work? Your friend's mom and dads don't work?

If you really were going to have sex you would of easily of found a place by now. That is if you were motivated, unless you are a homosexual just playing off the "I can't find a place to have sex, I guess we have to wait."

you need to be 18 to rent a hotel room, so unless you have a real good fake ID good luck.

Wait till her parents aren't home then tell your mum and dad that you're going to a soiree at a friend's house with your girl. Unless they're anal retentive and will call up your friends proceed to her house and nail her. Or tell them you're sleeping over at a friend's and sneak out at 12 or 1 am or somesuch. I'd advise against doing it in a car, besides being uncomfortable a ton of people get caught that way.

Make sure you say soiree

me and my girl are both virgins, so we dont want to lose it in her car. so for our first time, we are going to sneak into my friends house while his parents are gone and do it there. my friend said we could.... we might do it in her car later on that week. gonna be real uncomfortible, but out in the country, so we're safe on getting caught.

hmm ... i just say friends house (as long as their parents aren't all "check up" like and have rules about opposite sex in the same room ... my best friend's mom does that ... she made us all sign contracts to be in the house promising we wouldn't have "sexual relations" and that two people of opposite sex would not be in the same room alone with a door closed) but anyway ... friends house or ... do your parents have a rule on having open doors?? if not and they usually leave you alone anyway, you could try doin it when they're home if you're any good at keeping quiet ... i've done that couple times with exbf ... his dad was in the other room but we were real quiet ... but yeah ... don't know what else to tell ya.